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Woodyanders said... I know this guy by the name of Big Hank
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He fucked Cass's ass even though it stank
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The ass of Cass produces quite a smell
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One wiff and you're in hell
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Woodyanders said... Fucking Cass in the ass used to be a ball
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Now it's like throwing a hot dog down a hall
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Cass' asshole is so extended
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She doesn't notice getting fisted
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Woodyanders said... Cass's ass is so big and wide
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It can fit ten dicks inside
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Cass' ass is so wide and vast
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You could get lost in there fast
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Woodyanders said... If you need a parking space, then you're in luck
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'Cause in Cass's ass you could park a big ol' truck
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Cass has no ambition
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Shoving shit up her ass is her only mission
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Woodyanders said... Cass's ass is this huge wide gaping hole
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From which shit falls out just like coal
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The ass of Cass can swallow you whole
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Some say if can even absorb your mortal soul
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Woodyanders said... The ass of Cass has lots of folks inside
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This fills Cass with nothing but pride
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... …and people.

Cass' ass likes people, places and things
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And you can know her age by counting her sphincter-rings
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Woodyanders said... Cass's ass continues to swell
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It's like a special portal to hell
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Not a real portal to hell by the way
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Really, it just smells that way
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Woodyanders said... Cass's ass has been everywhere
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From New York City to Delaware
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Watch out for Cass' fart
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Getting crushed by a bus can really smart
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Woodyanders said... Cass's ass is very beat up and worn
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From three decades worth of anal porn
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Cass has a big grin on her mouth
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Was when she anally ingested an entire hen house
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Woodyanders said... I once did the nasty with a big fat chick
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She was so heavy that she broke my dick
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I have a cure for a bent dick
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Just open up your hole and insert a stick
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Woodyanders said... Another way to revive a dick that's dead
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Is to fill it with a huge shitload of lead
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name is Ed
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He cut off his dick and hid it under his bed
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Woodyanders said... I know this hot lesbian gal name of Sally
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She lets other women yodel in her valley
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Sally likes to lick and fart
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She only licks the front because she's smart
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Woodyanders said... Sally ate out my sister and daughter too
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And she'll eat out my wife before she's through
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Salty Sally loves to eat
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Her favorite dish is clitoral meat
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Woodyanders said... Sally will go down on everyone
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For her eatin' pussy is fun
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy name of Zack
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Lucky his name rhymes or there wouldn't be a point in telling you that he ate Sally's crack
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Woodyanders said... Sally did it with famous porn star Pete
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Who drenched her with cum from his meat
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name is Mish Mash
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He has a stupid name
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Woodyanders said... Poor Sally's ass is in lots of pain
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After on ten guys she pulled a train
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Sally's as mad as a hatter
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That train made her ass a million times fater
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I'm pretending that it was literal train…up her ass.

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Woodyanders said... Sally's big ass can do no wrong
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She even took John Holmes' schlong
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... If Sally's ass gets any bigger
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I'm gonna cut it up and have it for dinner
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Brown went up too far and got lost
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Then all my cookies I did toss
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🇲​🇮​🇰​🇪​🇭​🇻​🇳​🇹​ said... In America, one in every 13 females is a victim to domestic violence.

But not tonight, tonight its LADIES NIGHT!!! 🥳

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Oh, what a night!

For a second, you gave me a fright.

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🇲​🇮​🇰​🇪​🇭​🇻​🇳​🇹​ said... I got pussy twice last year.
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And twice again so far this year.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Hey, it's been a while since we've seen Mike Hunt
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Holy shit, I just realized your name is a reference to cunt!
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🇲​🇮​🇰​🇪​🇭​🇻​🇳​🇹​ said...

Of coarse my name is a reference to cunt
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After All I was born outta one
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Okay, that does make sense
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Something that rymes with sense
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🇲​🇮​🇰​🇪​🇭​🇻​🇳​🇹​ said... Yes sirry bib it sure does make sense
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Let's start up a Hastag Me Too against Mr Rogers non pubesent yet little girls sex offense

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Mr. Rogers is innocent
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But Jimmy Savile is a douch full of shit
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🇲​🇮​🇰​🇪​🇭​🇻​🇳​🇹​ said... My Rogers is having a few wanks
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Over knowing he was played by Tom Hanks
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Mr Rogers liked the kids
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But not in the way that alerts the feds
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🇲​🇮​🇰​🇪​🇭​🇻​🇳​🇹​ said... Ya never know, we never expected Ozzy.
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Err, I meant ole jello date raping Cosby.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy name of Flynn
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He cleans up after his dog with a shit-eating grin
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🇲​🇮​🇰​🇪​🇭​🇻​🇳​🇹​ said... Sorry about last night walking in and the whole wanking thing.
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Next time I wank I'll stick to my own room. Ba dum ting.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy with a taste for pussy
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But he'll blow dogs too he's not picky–and uh, his dick is mushy
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