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Woodyanders said... I know this shameless gal by the name of Sally Mo
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She wears tight panties to show off her camel toe
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I just watched Bat Pussy all the way through
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And when I tell people, they ask, "The hell is wrong with you?'
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Woodyanders said... Watching weird movies makes people think I'm insane
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They all think something's wrong with my brain
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Weird music is great too and god knows why
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I get so hard listing to the Ballad of Dwight Fry
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Woodyanders said... I always crank my radio up a few amps
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Whenever I listen to anything by the Cramps
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I love the hell outta The Cramps
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I play their music to the max
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Woodyanders said... Watching weird movies is so the way to go
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I'm always in the mood for weird picture show
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Weird movies are definetly the thing
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And 'The Acid Eaters' might be the weirdness king
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Woodyanders said... 'The Acid Eaters' is a total freakin' hoot
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It's a good movie to watch while you toot
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Another to watch post-haste
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A little musical oddity called 'Space is the Place'
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Woodyanders said... Rewatched 'The Limey' last night
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Love that one and 'Out of Sight'
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Unwilling Lovers is a twisted treat
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Nothing like a story about a mentally challenged necrophile to get you to beat your meat
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Woodyanders said... Today's Easter and I'm off from work
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So today I get a break from stupid jerks
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At least no one asked me this year if the Sam's Club I work at is closed on Easter.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Say, Woody, is the Sam's Club you work at closed on Easter?

The Acid Eaters is good and zany
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But Thundercrack is full-on crazy
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Woodyanders said... Easter Sunday came and went
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And today I'm fucking spent
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name is Max
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Every Easter he shoves eggs up his ass
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Woodyanders said... For many Easter is a day to celebrate
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For me it's a day off to masturbate
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy name of Sonny Gaye
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He masturbates for half of every day
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Woodyanders said... I know this chronic masturbator name of Bud
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He's always pounding furiously away on his pud
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know that guy name of Bud
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He creamed the coffee now his name is mud
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Woodyanders said... Bud's mighty pud unfortunately is no more
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After both his nuts dropped to the floor
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Bud will never cum again
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This fact has permanently wiped out his grin
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Woodyanders said... Bud can no loner jerk off for thrills
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So know he gets off on poppin' pills
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Those damn pills killed his boner
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Now he can't circle jerk so he's all alone…er…
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Woodyanders said... Another day another goddamn shooting
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Gonna light up a joint and start tooting
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The constant shootings raise our hairs
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But something something thoughts and prayers
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Woodyanders said... It would be much better and more fun
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To only shoot ladies with your love gun
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Jack shot his lady in the face
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Not with bullets but with his penile-paste
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Woodyanders said... Jack of course cornholed Cass
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And blew a load all over her ass
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... There's something off 'bout that guy Jack
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The hole of his dick is where he ingests smack
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Woodyanders said... Yeah, he's a weird one that guy Jack
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He also shoves candles up his ass crack
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Jack really feels like he's under the gun
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When I sneak up behind him and light one
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Woodyanders said... Another kinky thing that Jack loves to do
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Is go to department stores to sniff shoes
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The smell of feet is very sweet
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Makes Jack wanna beat his meat
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Woodyanders said... That asshole cop Chauvin is up for forty years
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Hope every day in prison he takes it in the rear
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Chauvin is a racist fuck
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He has brains of shit and a soul of muck
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Woodyanders said... I know a guy name of Frank Horner
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He likes to jerk off in a corner
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know that guy name of Horner
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He gets off on scat porn-er
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Woodyanders said... Horny Horner lives a life sublime
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He beats his meat all the time
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Hormer is one horny honkey
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He fantasies about fucking a donkey
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Woodyanders said... Horner doesn't think it's wrong or sick
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To give a braying donkey his dick
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Horner doesn't have to cum in his sock
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After introducing a muskrat his cock
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Woodyanders said... Horner will fuck anything that moves
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As long as it breathes, it's in his groove
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... For Honer it doesn't even have to breath
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Just ask the body of Janet Reeves
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Woodyanders said... Lots of good sex I'm gonna be missing
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After my dick fell off while I was pissing
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know what's it's like to piss
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Away your sex is a thick yellow mist
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Woodyanders said... The damage to my poor dick took a further toll
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After I accidentally flushed it down the toilet bowl
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Some people put maggots in their dicks
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I'd rather watch a booger get flicked
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Yes, it's true: https://www.vice.com/en/article/avna8k/please-dont-stuff-your-cock-with-maggots

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Woodyanders said... I know this guy name of Tod
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He sticks pebbles in his rod
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy who knows Cass
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And his meatus likes the feel of grass
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