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Woodyanders said... Right now living in Jersey blows
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We got nothin' but ice and snow
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At least your not spending a summer in Longmont
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It burns your skin to ash and whatever rhymes with Longmont
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... At least your not spending a summer in Longmont
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It burns your skin to ash and whatever rhymes with Longmont
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Snow and ice everywhere I ****ing go
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I'm ****ing sick of all this snow
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But it could be worse; at least I'm not in Texas.

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Snow and ice everywhere I fucking go
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I'm fucking sick of all this snow
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But it could be worse; at least I'm not in Texas.
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Snow and ice are everywhere
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Snow and ice in my hair
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Snow and ice are everywhere
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Snow and ice in my hair
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Still more snow and ice for today too
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And still more until winter is through
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Still more snow and ice for today too
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And still more until winter is through
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The only time I'm looking forward to summer
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What's happening in Texas is really a bummer
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I live in Longmont Colorado where Summers are always somewhere around 28oo,ooo degrees (except for when it's substantially hotter which it often is), so I usually like winter, but seeing as how the Texans need a break…

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... At least your not spending a summer in Longmont
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It burns your skin to ash and whatever rhymes with Longmont
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I know this asshole politician name of Ted
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He should be in Texas, but is in Cancun instead
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... I know this asshole politician name of Ted
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He should be in Texas, but is in Cancun instead
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While Cruz is basking on the beach and jerking off
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AOC is doing his job and trying no to scoff
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... While Cruz is basking on the beach and jerking off
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AOC is doing his job and trying no to scoff
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I know this asshole guy name of Ted
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The moment it snowed, he up and fled
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... I know this asshole guy name of Ted
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The moment it snowed, he up and fled
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I say we bury Ted
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In the snow up to his head
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I say we bury Ted
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In the snow up to his head
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This snow and ice is coming down thick
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I even got snow and ice on my dick
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... This snow and ice is coming down thick
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I even got snow and ice on my dick
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Look out for blue balls!

This weather is great for that gal Cass
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She loves shoving icicles up her ass
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Look out for blue balls!

This weather is great for that gal Cass
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She loves shoving icicles up her ass
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Our gal Cass is having a total blast
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She shoved Frosty's carrot up her ass
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Our gal Cass is having a total blast
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She shoved Frosty's carrot up her ass
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Frosty the Snowman has it all
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A tasty carrot nose and a perpetually blue ball
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Frosty the Snowman has it all
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A tasty carrot nose and a perpetually blue ball
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Frosty's tasty carrot always comes in handy
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Whenever he sticks it in deep in slutty Sandy
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Frosty's tasty carrot always comes in handy
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Whenever he sticks it in deep in slutty Sandy
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I know a guy his name is Earl
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He has sexaul fantasies about Milton Berle
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name is Earl
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He has sexaul fantasies about Milton Berle
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Milton Berle makes Earl pitch a tent
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His boner is so long that it's bent
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Woodyanders said... Milton Berle makes Earl pitch a tent
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His boner is so long that it's bent
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Earl's dick is so bent he masturbates with worms
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'Cause when he masturbates, he masters bait! It really makes ya squirm
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Earl's dick is so bent he masturbates with worms
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'Cause when he masturbates, he masters bait! It really makes ya squirm
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I know this hot gal name of Teri Joad
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All over her face I blew a huge load
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... I know this hot gal name of Teri Joad
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All over her face I blew a huge load
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I know an alien his name is Chode
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He blows purple loads
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Ever see 'Tripping the Rift'?

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know an alien his name is Chode
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He blows purple loads
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Ever see 'Tripping the Rift'?
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No, I haven't.

I know this vagrant name of Stan
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He gets his food from a trash can
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... No, I haven't.

I know this vagrant name of Stan
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He gets his food from a trash can
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Oh, you should see Tripping the Rift.

I know that guy name of Stan
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He takes dead fish up the can
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Oh, you should see Tripping the Rift.

I know that guy name of Stan
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He takes dead fish up the can
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Our man Stan scores fish from the sea
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So he always has some for anal ecstasy
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Our man Stan scores fish from the sea
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So he always has some for anal ecstasy
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Stan shares with his friend Mel
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The pleasures to be had from a Conch shell
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Stan shares with his friend Mel
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The pleasures to be had from a Conch shell
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Stan was always a weird kid
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At age ten he ****ed a squid
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Stan was always a weird kid
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At age ten he fucked a squid
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Stan likes his sex gross and mushy
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For him, nothing beats a good octopussy
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Stan likes his sex gross and mushy
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For him, nothing beats a good octopussy
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Stan is such a totally disgusting turd
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He ****ed all the animals at Sea World
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Stan is such a totally disgusting turd
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He fucked all the animals at Sea World
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It really made me lose my meal
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Seeing him **** a seal
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He did not earn my SEAL of approval that day!

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... It really made me lose my meal
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Seeing him fuck a seal
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He did not earn my SEAL of approval that day!
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Stan just doesn't ****ing care
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He even tried to **** a polar bear
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Stan just doesn't fucking care
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He even tried to fuck a polar bear
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Ha! That one reminded me of a Redd Foxx joke!

Stan is a very sick man
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He masturbates while on the can
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Ha! That one reminded me of a Redd Foxx joke!

Stan is a very sick man
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He masturbates while on the can
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Quilla June was a no-good lyin' ho
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So I fed her to Blood my canine bro
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Just rewatched A Boy and His Dog. That ending would never fly today.

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Quilla June was a no-good lyin' ho
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So I fed her to Blood my canine bro
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Just rewatched A Boy and His Dog. That ending would never fly today.
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Oh, that movie is so morbid, sick, violent and hilarious! Glad you liked it.

Harlen Ellison had quite a career
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Now he's up there yelling in god's ear
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Oh, that movie is so morbid, sick, violent and hilarious! Glad you liked it.

Harlen Ellison had quite a career
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Now he's up there yelling in god's ear
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I'd rather live free above ground
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Even if there are few women around
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... I'd rather live free above ground
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Even if there are few women around
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Better to rule in hell…

Blood seems like a hell of a dog
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Though to Susanne Benton, he ate like a hog
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Better to rule in hell…

Blood seems like a hell of a dog
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Though to Susanne Benton, he ate like a hog
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That ending would never fly today
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Instead Quilla June would get away
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... That ending would never fly today
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Instead Quilla June would get away
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Civilization is overrated
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It's something Don Johnson found out he hated
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Civilization is overrated
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It's something Don Johnson found out he hated
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I know this horny post-nuke survivor name of Vic
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He just wants to give all the ladies his dick
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... I know this horny post-nuke survivor name of Vic
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He just wants to give all the ladies his dick
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I know a racist truck driver, I gonna guess his name's Ed or Fred
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He can shove his finger up his ass, rotate it a few times suck it like a lollipop and then drop down dead
His Existence is A Crime

A friend of mine was flipped off by a truck driver (while she was walking with her baby) because she's of Chinese decent. Apparently, it's the year 1895 and we're not done with this "Yellow peril" **** yet. What kind of asshole flips off a woman holding a baby? Archie Bunker wouldn't have done that!

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a racist truck driver, I gonna guess his name's Ed or Fred
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He can shove his finger up his ass, rotate it a few times suck it like a lollipop and then drop down dead
His Existence is A Crime

A friend of mine was flipped off by a truck driver (while she was walking with her baby) because she's of Chinese decent. Apparently, it's the year 1895 and we're not done with this "Yellow peril" shit yet. What kind of asshole flips off a woman holding a baby? Archie Bunker wouldn't have done that!
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Racism simply ain't the way to go
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Anyone who's racist ****ing blows
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Yeah, this animosity towards Asians seriously sucks. Chalk it up to Trump constantly referring to COVID-19 as the Chinese virus.

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Racism simply ain't the way to go
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Anyone who's racist fucking blows
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Yeah, this animosity towards Asians seriously sucks. Chalk it up to Trump constantly referring to COVID-19 as the Chinese virus.
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No one flips my friend off
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If I were there I grab his balls and he wouldn't breath let alone cough
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She's really the nicest person in the world, but some people just see her as Chinese, see China as the enemy and they assume the worst without knowing anything about her.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... No one flips my friend off
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If I were there I grab his balls and he wouldn't breath let alone cough
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She's really the nicest person in the world, but some people just see her as Chinese, see China as the enemy and they assume the worst without knowing anything about her.
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It sucks that some people are so filled with hate
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And so much for that asshole Trump making America great
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... It sucks that some people are so filled with hate
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And so much for that asshole Trump making America great
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Racists better hold on to their thighs
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If they attack my friend, they're in for a suprise
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She studies aikido.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Racists better hold on to their thighs
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If they attack my friend, they're in for a suprise
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She studies aikido.
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Any racist who gives Chinese-Americans any ****
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Should be beaten by Angela Mao for being a twit
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... Any racist who gives Chinese-Americans any shit
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Should be beaten by Angela Mao for being a twit
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They'll **** their pants and start to pee
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When they ignite the wrath of Jet Li
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... They'll shit their pants and start to pee
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When they ignite the wrath of Jet Li
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They'll wish they were never born
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After they elicit Bruce Lee's scorn
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... They'll wish they were never born
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After they elicit Bruce Lee's scorn
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They'd better enjoy their last hump-ster
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Before Sammo Hung put 'em all in a dumpster
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... They'd better enjoy their last hump-ster
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Before Sammo Hung put 'em all in a dumpster
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They all better get the hell out of town
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Or Chuck Norris will give 'em a beatdown
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... They all better get the hell out of town
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Or Chuck Norris will give 'em a beatdown
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Jackie Chan would kick their ass
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And to Cheech and Chong he'll give their grass
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Jackie Chan would kick their ass
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And to Cheech and Chong he'll give their grass
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I know this slut name of Sara Cole
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I stuck it balls deep into her hole
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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Woodyanders said... I know this slut name of Sara Cole
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I stuck it balls deep into her hole
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She rubbed my balls on her face
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Then farted my cum all over the place
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... She rubbed my balls on her face
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Then farted my cum all over the place
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I know this shameless gal by the name of Sally Mo
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She wears tight panties to show off her camel toe
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!
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