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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... At least your not spending a summer in LongmontSnow and ice everywhere I ****ing go
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It burns your skin to ash and whatever rhymes with Longmont
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I'm ****ing sick of all this snow
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But it could be worse; at least I'm not in Texas.
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Woodyanders said... Snow and ice everywhere I fucking goSnow and ice are everywhere
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I'm fucking sick of all this snow
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But it could be worse; at least I'm not in Texas.
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Snow and ice in my hair
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Snow and ice are everywhereStill more snow and ice for today too
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Snow and ice in my hair
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And still more until winter is through
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Woodyanders said... Still more snow and ice for today tooThe only time I'm looking forward to summer
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And still more until winter is through
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What's happening in Texas is really a bummer
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I live in Longmont Colorado where Summers are always somewhere around 28oo,ooo degrees (except for when it's substantially hotter which it often is), so I usually like winter, but seeing as how the Texans need a break…
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... At least your not spending a summer in LongmontI know this asshole politician name of Ted
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It burns your skin to ash and whatever rhymes with Longmont
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He should be in Texas, but is in Cancun instead
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Woodyanders said... I know this asshole politician name of TedWhile Cruz is basking on the beach and jerking off
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He should be in Texas, but is in Cancun instead
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AOC is doing his job and trying no to scoff
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... While Cruz is basking on the beach and jerking offI know this asshole guy name of Ted
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AOC is doing his job and trying no to scoff
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The moment it snowed, he up and fled
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Woodyanders said... I know this asshole guy name of TedI say we bury Ted
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The moment it snowed, he up and fled
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In the snow up to his head
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I say we bury TedThis snow and ice is coming down thick
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In the snow up to his head
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I even got snow and ice on my dick
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Woodyanders said... This snow and ice is coming down thickLook out for blue balls!
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I even got snow and ice on my dick
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This weather is great for that gal Cass
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She loves shoving icicles up her ass
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Look out for blue balls!Our gal Cass is having a total blast
This weather is great for that gal Cass
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She loves shoving icicles up her ass
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She shoved Frosty's carrot up her ass
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Woodyanders said... Our gal Cass is having a total blastFrosty the Snowman has it all
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She shoved Frosty's carrot up her ass
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A tasty carrot nose and a perpetually blue ball
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Frosty the Snowman has it allFrosty's tasty carrot always comes in handy
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A tasty carrot nose and a perpetually blue ball
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Whenever he sticks it in deep in slutty Sandy
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Woodyanders said... Frosty's tasty carrot always comes in handyI know a guy his name is Earl
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Whenever he sticks it in deep in slutty Sandy
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He has sexaul fantasies about Milton Berle
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name is EarlMilton Berle makes Earl pitch a tent
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He has sexaul fantasies about Milton Berle
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His boner is so long that it's bent
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Woodyanders said... Milton Berle makes Earl pitch a tentEarl's dick is so bent he masturbates with worms
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His boner is so long that it's bent
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'Cause when he masturbates, he masters bait! It really makes ya squirm
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Earl's dick is so bent he masturbates with wormsI know this hot gal name of Teri Joad
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'Cause when he masturbates, he masters bait! It really makes ya squirm
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All over her face I blew a huge load
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Woodyanders said... I know this hot gal name of Teri JoadI know an alien his name is Chode
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All over her face I blew a huge load
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He blows purple loads
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Ever see 'Tripping the Rift'?
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know an alien his name is ChodeNo, I haven't.
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He blows purple loads
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Ever see 'Tripping the Rift'?
I know this vagrant name of Stan
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He gets his food from a trash can
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Woodyanders said... No, I haven't.Oh, you should see Tripping the Rift.
I know this vagrant name of Stan
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He gets his food from a trash can
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I know that guy name of Stan
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He takes dead fish up the can
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Oh, you should see Tripping the Rift.Our man Stan scores fish from the sea
I know that guy name of Stan
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He takes dead fish up the can
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So he always has some for anal ecstasy
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Woodyanders said... Our man Stan scores fish from the seaStan shares with his friend Mel
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So he always has some for anal ecstasy
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The pleasures to be had from a Conch shell
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Stan shares with his friend MelStan was always a weird kid
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The pleasures to be had from a Conch shell
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At age ten he ****ed a squid
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Woodyanders said... Stan was always a weird kidStan likes his sex gross and mushy
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At age ten he fucked a squid
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For him, nothing beats a good octopussy
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Stan likes his sex gross and mushyStan is such a totally disgusting turd
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For him, nothing beats a good octopussy
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He ****ed all the animals at Sea World
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Woodyanders said... Stan is such a totally disgusting turdIt really made me lose my meal
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He fucked all the animals at Sea World
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Seeing him **** a seal
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He did not earn my SEAL of approval that day!
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... It really made me lose my mealStan just doesn't ****ing care
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Seeing him fuck a seal
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He did not earn my SEAL of approval that day!
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He even tried to **** a polar bear
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Woodyanders said... Stan just doesn't fucking careHa! That one reminded me of a Redd Foxx joke!
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He even tried to fuck a polar bear
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Stan is a very sick man
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He masturbates while on the can
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Ha! That one reminded me of a Redd Foxx joke!Quilla June was a no-good lyin' ho
Stan is a very sick man
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He masturbates while on the can
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So I fed her to Blood my canine bro
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Just rewatched A Boy and His Dog. That ending would never fly today.
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Woodyanders said... Quilla June was a no-good lyin' hoOh, that movie is so morbid, sick, violent and hilarious! Glad you liked it.
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So I fed her to Blood my canine bro
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Just rewatched A Boy and His Dog. That ending would never fly today.
Harlen Ellison had quite a career
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Now he's up there yelling in god's ear
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Oh, that movie is so morbid, sick, violent and hilarious! Glad you liked it.I'd rather live free above ground
Harlen Ellison had quite a career
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Now he's up there yelling in god's ear
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Even if there are few women around
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Woodyanders said... I'd rather live free above groundBetter to rule in hell…
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Even if there are few women around
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Blood seems like a hell of a dog
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Though to Susanne Benton, he ate like a hog
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Better to rule in hell…That ending would never fly today
Blood seems like a hell of a dog
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Though to Susanne Benton, he ate like a hog
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Instead Quilla June would get away
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Woodyanders said... That ending would never fly todayCivilization is overrated
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Instead Quilla June would get away
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It's something Don Johnson found out he hated
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Civilization is overratedI know this horny post-nuke survivor name of Vic
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It's something Don Johnson found out he hated
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He just wants to give all the ladies his dick
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Woodyanders said... I know this horny post-nuke survivor name of VicI know a racist truck driver, I gonna guess his name's Ed or Fred
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He just wants to give all the ladies his dick
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He can shove his finger up his ass, rotate it a few times suck it like a lollipop and then drop down dead
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A friend of mine was flipped off by a truck driver (while she was walking with her baby) because she's of Chinese decent. Apparently, it's the year 1895 and we're not done with this "Yellow peril" **** yet. What kind of asshole flips off a woman holding a baby? Archie Bunker wouldn't have done that!
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a racist truck driver, I gonna guess his name's Ed or FredRacism simply ain't the way to go
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He can shove his finger up his ass, rotate it a few times suck it like a lollipop and then drop down dead
His Existence is A Crime
A friend of mine was flipped off by a truck driver (while she was walking with her baby) because she's of Chinese decent. Apparently, it's the year 1895 and we're not done with this "Yellow peril" shit yet. What kind of asshole flips off a woman holding a baby? Archie Bunker wouldn't have done that!
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Anyone who's racist ****ing blows
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Yeah, this animosity towards Asians seriously sucks. Chalk it up to Trump constantly referring to COVID-19 as the Chinese virus.
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Woodyanders said... Racism simply ain't the way to goNo one flips my friend off
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Anyone who's racist fucking blows
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Yeah, this animosity towards Asians seriously sucks. Chalk it up to Trump constantly referring to COVID-19 as the Chinese virus.
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If I were there I grab his balls and he wouldn't breath let alone cough
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She's really the nicest person in the world, but some people just see her as Chinese, see China as the enemy and they assume the worst without knowing anything about her.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... No one flips my friend offIt sucks that some people are so filled with hate
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If I were there I grab his balls and he wouldn't breath let alone cough
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She's really the nicest person in the world, but some people just see her as Chinese, see China as the enemy and they assume the worst without knowing anything about her.
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And so much for that asshole Trump making America great
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Woodyanders said... It sucks that some people are so filled with hateRacists better hold on to their thighs
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And so much for that asshole Trump making America great
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If they attack my friend, they're in for a suprise
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She studies aikido.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Racists better hold on to their thighsAny racist who gives Chinese-Americans any ****
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If they attack my friend, they're in for a suprise
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She studies aikido.
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Should be beaten by Angela Mao for being a twit
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Woodyanders said... Any racist who gives Chinese-Americans any shitThey'll **** their pants and start to pee
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Should be beaten by Angela Mao for being a twit
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When they ignite the wrath of Jet Li
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... They'll shit their pants and start to peeThey'll wish they were never born
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When they ignite the wrath of Jet Li
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After they elicit Bruce Lee's scorn
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Woodyanders said... They'll wish they were never bornThey'd better enjoy their last hump-ster
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After they elicit Bruce Lee's scorn
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Before Sammo Hung put 'em all in a dumpster
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... They'd better enjoy their last hump-sterThey all better get the hell out of town
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Before Sammo Hung put 'em all in a dumpster
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Or Chuck Norris will give 'em a beatdown
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Woodyanders said... They all better get the hell out of townJackie Chan would kick their ass
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Or Chuck Norris will give 'em a beatdown
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And to Cheech and Chong he'll give their grass
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Jackie Chan would kick their assI know this slut name of Sara Cole
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And to Cheech and Chong he'll give their grass
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I stuck it balls deep into her hole
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Woodyanders said... I know this slut name of Sara ColeShe rubbed my balls on her face
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I stuck it balls deep into her hole
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Then farted my cum all over the place
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... She rubbed my balls on her faceI know this shameless gal by the name of Sally Mo
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Then farted my cum all over the place
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She wears tight panties to show off her camel toe
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It burns your skin to ash and whatever rhymes with Longmont
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