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» 4 years ago(October 30, 2020 04:17 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Black is black
Hey laddy laddy la

I want my baby back
Hey laddy–wait, I think I made a different reference
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No more flappy bird and feeling glum
Hey laddy laddy laass

I filled her up with cum and thumbed her bum
Hey laddy laddy lohhhhhhhhh

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» 4 years ago(October 30, 2020 06:24 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... No more flappy bird and feeling glum
Hey laddy laddy laass

I filled her up with cum and thumbed her bum
Hey laddy laddy lohhhhhhhhh
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I just watch the Poltergeist remake
Hey laddy laddy la

How the hell did I finished the Poltergeist remake
And More Importantly, Why

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» 4 years ago(November 04, 2020 07:00 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I just watch the Poltergeist remake
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How the hell did I finished the Poltergeist remake
And More Importantly, Why
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Least soon there will be new Beavis and Butthead
Hey…

And no more of that Trump dickhead
Lo…

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» 4 years ago(November 05, 2020 01:01 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Least soon there will be new Beavis and Butthead
Hey…

And no more of that Trump dickhead
Lo…
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Trump's campaign has gone to hell
Beep Beep

These days there aren't not many guys named Mel
Toot Toot

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» 4 years ago(November 06, 2020 06:34 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Trump's campaign has gone to hell
Beep Beep

These days there aren't not many guys named Mel
Toot Toot
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Donald Trump

Dumb old ****

Donald Trump

Dumbold Cunt

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» 4 years ago(November 07, 2020 06:10 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Donald Trump

Dumb old cunt

Donald Trump

Dumbold Cunt
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Trump is a big orange sphincter
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Fuck that guy
Hey Can't Think Of Anything Rhyming With Sphincter

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» 4 years ago(November 12, 2020 02:12 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Trump is a big orange sphincter
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Fuck that guy
Hey Can't Think Of Anything Rhyming With Sphincter
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Cum drinker

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» 4 years ago(November 15, 2020 06:30 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Donald Trump

Dumb old cunt

Donald Trump

Dumbold Cunt
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Trump's campaign has gone to hell
Hey Laddy Laddy La

For him the bell doth toll
Hey Laddy Laddy *Dong!*

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» 4 years ago(November 20, 2020 06:06 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Trump's campaign has gone to hell
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For him the bell doth toll
Hey Laddy Laddy *Dong!*
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As I write this it is Friday
Hey laddy laddy la

Looking forward to getting my balls sucked Tuesday.
Hey lolly lolleee lol

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» 4 years ago(November 21, 2020 08:09 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... As I write this it is Friday
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Looking forward to getting my balls sucked Tuesday.
Hey lolly lolleee lol
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I know of one really cheap lay
Hey laddy laddy la

Just get a pig to role in the hey
Hey laddy laddy Oink

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» 3 years ago(January 19, 2021 06:20 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know of one really cheap lay
Hey laddy laddy la

Just get a pig to role in the hey
Hey laddy laddy Oink
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Something Something something Trump

Something something Something ****

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» 3 years ago(December 31, 2020 03:09 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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2020 was brutal and sick
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2020 can suck my dick
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(January 22, 2021 04:00 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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2020 can **** itself through and through
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As for this year, **** it too
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(January 22, 2021 04:20 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Donald Trump ain't no more
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Throw him out and lock the door
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Adios you fat orange ****!

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(January 22, 2021 04:58 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Lock him up! Lock him up!

The orange asshole made me gag
Hey Laddy Laddy La

If I had my way, his face would be in a bag
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(January 22, 2021 12:14 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Asshole Trump had his day
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Hope he goes the **** away
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Agree about putting his fat treasonous ass in jail.

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(January 22, 2021 04:05 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Dumb-ass Trump will rue the day
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He tried to **** with the USA!
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Trump sucks Putin's cock in hell.

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» 3 years ago(January 22, 2021 04:22 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Looks like Trump is finally goin' to jail
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Hopefully for life with no parole or bail
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(January 25, 2021 05:21 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Trump's orange ass is surly grass
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And America is a lawnmower with lotsa gass
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(January 25, 2021 12:10 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Trump is gone and things are quiet
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Hope this year there are no more riots
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(January 26, 2021 04:28 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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The internet can go to hell
Hey Laddy Laddy La

It makes everything impossible and makes my head swell
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Ironically, criticizing the internet seems to be about the only thing I can use it for.

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» 3 years ago(January 26, 2021 12:13 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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I really like being online
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Looking at photos of nude gals who are fine
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(January 27, 2021 04:36 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Oh the internet is great for putzing around, but when you really want to accomplish something it's difficult. The net is the only tool that fights you every step of the way. Can you think of what it would be like if a hammer or a screwdriver required you to thoroughly defeat them in mental combat before you could get anything done?

Trump's orange ass is gonna get kicked
Hey Laddy Laddy La

On democracy's taint he will lick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(January 27, 2021 12:10 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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I'm glad that Trump is finally gone
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He did a lot of stuff that was wrong
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(January 27, 2021 07:54 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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I know a strap-on name of Libby Brown
Hey Laddy Laddy La

She makes your sphincter smile not frown
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(January 28, 2021 02:22 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Libby Brown goes in super nice and deep
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And is so smooth she'll put you to sleep
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(January 28, 2021 05:18 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... Libby Brown goes in super nice and deep
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And is so smooth she'll put you to sleep
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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Brown went up too far and got lost
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Then all my cookies I did toss
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(January 28, 2021 12:13 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Brown went up too far and got lost
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Then all my cookies I did toss
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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I know this guy name of Doug
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He gets off on using butt plugs
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 02, 2021 03:56 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... I know this guy name of Doug
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He gets off on using butt plugs
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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Doug like it to Run Silent and Deep
Hey Laddy Laddy La

While he dreams of Burt Lancaster ****ing him to sleep
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(February 02, 2021 04:24 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Doug like it to Run Silent and Deep
Hey Laddy Laddy La

While he dreams of Burt Lancaster fucking him to sleep
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For Doug the wild and kinky anal fun never ends
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Because he's always getting cornholed by his friends
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 05, 2021 09:50 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... For Doug the wild and kinky anal fun never ends
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Because he's always getting cornholed by his friends
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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I just saw a movie called 'Rabbit Test'
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Paul Lynde as a snarky doctor is really the best
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

"Nurse, I got sperm on my desk again."

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» 3 years ago(February 06, 2021 02:20 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I just saw a movie called 'Rabbit Test'
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Paul Lynde as a snarky doctor is really the best
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

"Nurse, I got sperm on my desk again."
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Paul Lynde was always taking the piss
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I love his Halloween special with KISS
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is one of the most incredible train wrecks in 70's TV history.

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 06, 2021 04:56 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... Paul Lynde was always taking the piss
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I love his Halloween special with KISS
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is one of the most incredible train wrecks in 70's TV history.
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The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is the most seventies thing I've ever seen
Hey Laddy Laddy La

KISS, Pinky Tuscadero, truckers, the Osminds, Billy Barty and more assaulting the screen
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(February 06, 2021 05:03 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is the most seventies thing I've ever seen
Hey Laddy Laddy La

KISS, Pinky Tuscadero, truckers, the Osminds, Billy Barty and more assaulting the screen
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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I know this cocksucker name of Jeff
Hey Laddy Laddy La

The smell of cum is always on his breath
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 09, 2021 10:17 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... I know this cocksucker name of Jeff
Hey Laddy Laddy La

The smell of cum is always on his breath
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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He's got more fluid than Jeff Beck.

I'm now the author of a book
Hey Laddy Laddy La

You like shameless self-promotion? Have a look: https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/matthew-dalldorf/dying-is-easy/paperback/product-9wd2mg.html?page=1&pageSize=4

Oh, and Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(February 10, 2021 01:02 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... He's got more fluid than Jeff Beck.

I'm now the author of a book
Hey Laddy Laddy La

You like shameless self-promotion? Have a look: https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/matthew-dalldorf/dying-is-easy/paperback/product-9wd2mg.html?page=1&pageSize=4

Oh, and Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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That's cool that you wrote a book
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I'll definitely have to take a look
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 10, 2021 05:00 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... That's cool that you wrote a book
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I'll definitely have to take a look
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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Why thank you, Woody. I just bought a copy myself (I figured someone had to)

There's a place for those who don't buy my book and it isn't Devine
Hey Laddy Laddy La

It's full of serial killers, child molesters and women named Caroline
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

I figured I'd try a more aggressive ad campaign.

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» 3 years ago(February 11, 2021 02:13 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Why thank you, Woody. I just bought a copy myself (I figured someone had to)

There's a place for those who don't buy my book and it isn't Devine
Hey Laddy Laddy La

It's full of serial killers, child molesters and women named Caroline
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

I figured I'd try a more aggressive ad campaign.
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I know this horny guy name of Doug
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He's always giving his dick a tug
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 11, 2021 06:04 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... I know this horny guy name of Doug
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He's always giving his dick a tug
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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I know that guy name of Doug
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He tried to **** his coffee mug
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(February 11, 2021 12:12 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know that guy name of Doug
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He tried to fuck his coffee mug
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Another thing about that guy Doug
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He tried to give an elephant a hug
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 11, 2021 02:30 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... Another thing about that guy Doug
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He tried to give an elephant a hug
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Doug is a strange fella
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He likes getting covered in ants and vanilla
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(February 11, 2021 03:17 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Doug is a strange fella
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He likes getting covered in ants and vanilla
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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Doug also attends lots of raves
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And scores with corpses in their graves
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 12, 2021 04:11 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... Doug also attends lots of raves
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And scores with corpses in their graves
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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Doug likes older women, it's true
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Decaying in the ground, their bodies turned to goo
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(February 12, 2021 04:56 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Doug likes older women, it's true
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Decaying in the ground, their bodies turned to goo
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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Happy go lucky Doug rarely finds himself alone
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Because he gets lots of love from a funeral home
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 14, 2021 01:46 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... Happy go lucky Doug rarely finds himself alone
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Because he gets lots of love from a funeral home
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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Doug runs a coffin store
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And those that don't let him sample the deceased are shown the door
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

By the way, I ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon…I'll let you know.

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» 3 years ago(February 14, 2021 02:36 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Doug runs a coffin store
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And those that don't let him sample the deceased are shown the door
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

By the way, I ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon…I'll let you know.
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Asshole in the morning doesn't do his work
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Cleaning up his **** is driving me berserk
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It sucks that the guy who works the shift prior to mine can't work for beans. Dude is really starting to piss me off.

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 16, 2021 06:17 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... Asshole in the morning doesn't do his work
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Cleaning up his shit is driving me berserk
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

It sucks that the guy who works the shift prior to mine can't work for beans. Dude is really starting to piss me off.
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Lazy workers and the pits
Hey Laddy Laddy La

They make you wanna give 'em fat lips
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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» 3 years ago(February 16, 2021 12:26 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Lazy workers and the pits
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They make you wanna give 'em fat lips
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
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Saturday morning guy is a slug
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He moves as fast as a potato bug
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Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

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» 3 years ago(February 19, 2021 05:06 AM) Send PM | Reply |

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Woodyanders said... Saturday morning guy is a slug
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He moves as fast as a potato bug
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Lazy people are a bag of ass
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I'd rather put up with a giant rapist bass
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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