The Beach Girls : Hey Laddy Laddy La

» 4 years ago(November 30, 2020 02:40 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I'm sad to say things still suck
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Her two cats ran away because the dogs' were running amok
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

I know this pothead name of Kit
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He got stoned and he missed it
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Thanks Shel Silverstein.

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(November 30, 2020 02:50 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

Woodyanders said... I know this pothead name of Kit
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He got stoned and he missed it
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Thanks Shel Silverstein.
expand

He got stoned and it flew right by
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He got stoned oh me, oh my
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Thanks for giving me an easy one.

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(November 30, 2020 02:53 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... He got stoned and it flew right by
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He got stoned oh me, oh my
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Thanks for giving me an easy one.
expand

There was a nut giving away lots of bucks
Hey Laddy Laddy La

But I got stoned and hence was out of luck
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 3 years ago(December 15, 2020 01:13 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

Woodyanders said... There was a nut giving away lots of bucks
Hey Laddy Laddy La

But I got stoned and hence was out of luck
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

I've been away for too long
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I missed making rhymes about donkey schlong
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 3 years ago(December 15, 2020 01:30 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I've been away for too long
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I missed making rhymes about donkey schlong
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

It ain't remotely wrong or sick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

To make rhymes about donkey dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 3 years ago(December 15, 2020 02:37 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

Woodyanders said... It ain't remotely wrong or sick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

To make rhymes about donkey dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

We love donkey balls, yes we do
Hey Laddy Laddy La

We love donkey balls in a stew
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 3 years ago(December 15, 2020 02:38 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... We love donkey balls, yes we do
Hey Laddy Laddy La

We love donkey balls in a stew
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

I know this guy name of Wong
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He's got a huge donkey dong
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(August 07, 2020 02:57 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Did you notice how wife rhymes with life
Hey laddy laddy la

And they're the number one causes of strife
To Be Fair, I'm Sure Husbands Are Crap Too

I remember when I was asked if I supported gay-marriage; I said, "I'm against marriage in general."
expand

I got nothing against gay people or nothing, nope, no.
Hey laddy laddy la

Infact one of my fav pornhub searches is hairy muffed lesbo.
Hey laddy laddy lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(August 08, 2020 05:42 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... I got nothing against gay people or nothing, nope, no.
Hey laddy laddy la

Infact one of my fav pornhub searches is hairy muffed lesbo.
Hey laddy laddy lo
expand

Gays are also fine by me
Hey laddy laddy la

Something something watch me pee
Hey laddy laddy lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(August 09, 2020 10:20 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Gays are also fine by me
Hey laddy laddy la

Something something watch me pee
Hey laddy laddy lo
expand

Kick Trump square in the ****ing nuts.
Hey laddy laddy la
Apply a Stone Cold Stunner and flip off the dumb ****.
Hey laddy laddy lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(August 09, 2020 10:13 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Kick Trump square in the fucking nuts.
Hey laddy laddy la
Apply a Stone Cold Stunner and flip off the dumb fuck.
Hey laddy laddy lo
expand

For Trump, that sounds like a lot of work
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Just let him lick the light-socket like a dumb-ass jerk
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(August 13, 2020 01:40 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... For Trump, that sounds like a lot of work
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Just let him lick the light-socket like a dumb-ass jerk
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

Better yet, lets just call it a day.
Hey laddy laddy la

Where his new pussy will be, we grab it, rip it off, and throw it away
Blah blah blah

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(August 13, 2020 03:41 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Better yet, lets just call it a day.
Hey laddy laddy la

Where his new pussy will be, we grab it, rip it off, and throw it away
Blah blah blah
expand

I know a guy his name is Tuck
Hey Laddy Laddy La

His goal is to get sucked by a Goo-Goo Muk
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(August 14, 2020 06:49 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name is Tuck
Hey Laddy Laddy La

His goal is to get sucked by a Goo-Goo Muk
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

I know no such ****er
Hey laddy laddy lo

But i know a girl who likes an all sucker 😉
Hey laddy laddy lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(August 19, 2020 07:53 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... I know no such fucker
Hey laddy laddy lo

But i know a girl who likes an all sucker 😉
Hey laddy laddy lo
expand

I know that gal to whom you refer
Hey laddy laddy la

She uses her pussy to smoke reefer
Hey laddy laddy lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 02, 2020 04:04 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know that gal to whom you refer
Hey laddy laddy la

She uses her pussy to smoke reefer
Hey laddy laddy lo
expand

I got nothing again as usual
Blah blah blah

Fuck ****etty **** ****
Blah blah blarrrppppp

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 03, 2020 03:04 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... I got nothing again as usual
Blah blah blah

Fuck fucketty fuck fuck
Blah blah blarrrppppp
expand

You sounds like you might be tired
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Something about a guy named Howard
Hey Laddy Lazy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 06, 2020 04:13 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... You sounds like you might be tired
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Something about a guy named Howard
Hey Laddy Lazy Lo
expand

Just tired of the same old life
Blah blah blah

Picks me up to remind me i cant fly
Hey ****ing blah blah

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(August 17, 2020 06:40 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Kick Trump square in the fucking nuts.
Hey laddy laddy la
Apply a Stone Cold Stunner and flip off the dumb fuck.
Hey laddy laddy lo
expand

Trump will cheat to get another four years
Hey laddy laddy la

Then he'll make himself king and eliminate jews and queers
Hey laddy Laddy Lo

Sadly, this is looking more and more genuine.

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(August 19, 2020 11:32 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Trump will cheat to get another four years
Hey laddy laddy la

Then he'll make himself king and eliminate jews and queers
Hey laddy Laddy Lo

Sadly, this is looking more and more genuine.
expand

He will elect himself King. But be informed America is not a kingdom.

So he will elect himself emperor.
But be informed America is not an empire.

He will elect himself Prince.
But be informed America is not a principality, and will always remain a country.

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 06, 2020 04:12 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... He will elect himself King. But be informed America is not a kingdom.

So he will elect himself emperor.
But be informed America is not an empire.

He will elect himself Prince.
But be informed America is not a principality, and will always remain a country.
expand

Your's is uplifting. Thanks for that.

Roses are red and I'm in a cave
Hey Laddy Laddy La

This makes no sense…microwave
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 07, 2020 09:49 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Your's is uplifting. Thanks for that.

Roses are red and I'm in a cave
Hey Laddy Laddy La

This makes no sense…microwave
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

I see what you did there
Blah blah blah

I farted and I don't care
Blag blrrrrrrt

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 10, 2020 03:12 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... I see what you did there
Blah blah blah

I farted and I don't care
Blag blrrrrrrt
expand

I saw a documentary on Bodil Joensen
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Why the **** did I watch that?
Hey Laddy Laddy Eww

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 18, 2020 09:44 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I saw a documentary on Bodil Joensen
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Why the fuck did I watch that?
Hey Laddy Laddy Eww
expand

Beats the **** out of me
Hey laddy laddy la

I guess it's better than nude volleyball with Mr.T!
Hey laddy laddy lol

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 18, 2020 12:52 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Beats the shit out of me
Hey laddy laddy la

I guess it's better than nude volleyball with Mr.T!
Hey laddy laddy lol
expand

I know this chubby slut name of Sally Round
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Her big fat ass all the guys love to pound
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 19, 2020 12:38 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Woodyanders said... I know this chubby slut name of Sally Round
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Her big fat ass all the guys love to pound
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

I'll be sneaking Sally through the alley
Hey laddy laddy la

Or demanding a refund if her ***** smelly
Hey diddle diddle the cat done a piddle, behind the kitchen door… the little dog laughed and blew off a fart and the cat jammed his dick in the door

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 19, 2020 12:51 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... I'll be sneaking Sally through the alley
Hey laddy laddy la

Or demanding a refund if her cunts smelly
Hey diddle diddle the cat done a piddle, behind the kitchen door… the little dog laughed and blew off a fart and the cat jammed his dick in the door
expand

Big Sally aims to pleasure and please
Hey Laddy Laddy La

She spends lots of time on her knees
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(October 07, 2020 07:38 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Woodyanders said... Big Sally aims to pleasure and please
Hey Laddy Laddy La

She spends lots of time on her knees
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

I bet you thought I'd do a rhyme about Covid Cunt Trump
Blah blah blah

Fuck that ****, give this rocking tune a pump

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(October 07, 2020 11:10 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... I bet you thought I'd do a rhyme about Covid Cunt Trump
Blah blah blah

Fuck that shit, give this rocking tune a pump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNhn1KOqq8g
expand

Donald Trump alas ain't gonna croak
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And he's making COVID-19 out to be a joke
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(October 11, 2020 10:34 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Woodyanders said... Donald Trump alas ain't gonna croak
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And he's making COVID-19 out to be a joke
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK :/

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(October 11, 2020 11:13 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK :/
expand

Donald Trump alas is here to stay
Hey Laddy Laddy La

COVID-19 ain't gonna take him away
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(October 30, 2020 04:18 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Woodyanders said... Donald Trump alas is here to stay
Hey Laddy Laddy La

COVID-19 ain't gonna take him away
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

He bled for a week and didn't die ole Trump
Hey laddy laddy la

Its so ****ing typical of a bloody ****
Hey laddy laddy laaaaa

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(October 30, 2020 11:13 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... He bled for a week and didn't die ole Trump
Hey laddy laddy la

Its so fucking typical of a bloody cunt
Hey laddy laddy laaaaa
expand

Election Day is almost here
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Lets hope it makes Trump disappear
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(November 04, 2020 06:59 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Woodyanders said... Election Day is almost here
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Lets hope it makes Trump disappear
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

The 2020 election to out Trump
Hey lad

Unless it's been paid off again by the ****
Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(November 04, 2020 12:10 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... The 2020 election to out Trump
Hey lad

Unless it's been paid off again by the cunt
Lo
expand

Yesterday I vote out that orange prick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

That motherfucker can suck my goddamn dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(November 06, 2020 06:36 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Woodyanders said... Yesterday I vote out that orange prick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

That motherfucker can suck my goddamn dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

Donald Trump.
Dumbold Cunt

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(November 06, 2020 12:18 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Donald Trump.
Dumbold Cunt
expand

Donald Trump is a nasty prick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

With a fat ass and little dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(November 12, 2020 02:15 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Woodyanders said... Donald Trump is a nasty prick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

With a fat ass and little dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

Now he's mad like a Karen something

Demanding to speak to the polls manager something

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(November 12, 2020 02:49 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Now he's mad like a Karen something

Demanding to speak to the polls manager something
expand

Trump is such a whiny little bitch punk
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Who deserves to be thrown out like junk
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(November 20, 2020 06:08 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Woodyanders said... Trump is such a whiny little bitch punk
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Who deserves to be thrown out like junk
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

Trump? Trump? Trump who?

You mean Mr you're Fired boo ****ing hoo?

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(November 20, 2020 12:11 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Trump? Trump? Trump who?

You mean Mr you're Fired boo fucking hoo?
expand

Donald Trump is such a goddamn dick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Good riddance to that ****ing prick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 3 years ago(January 19, 2021 06:22 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Woodyanders said... Donald Trump is such a goddamn dick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Good riddance to that fucking prick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand

Trump dump runt ****

Cunt dump bunt Trump

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 3 years ago(January 19, 2021 06:37 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Trump dump runt cunt

Cunt dump bunt Trump
expand

That asshole Trump is on his way out
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Gives me a reason to jump and shout
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Good riddance to that rotten ****.

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 3 years ago(January 29, 2021 07:10 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Woodyanders said... That asshole Trump is on his way out
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Gives me a reason to jump and shout
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Good riddance to that rotten cunt.
expand

Where did you come from Cotton-eyed Joe? I got married a long time ago. Where did you come from? where did you go? Where did you come from Old Cunt Pres Joe?

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 3 years ago(January 29, 2021 12:15 PM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 19, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Where did you come from Cotton-eyed Joe? I got married a long time ago. Where did you come from? where did you go? Where did you come from Old Cunt Pres Joe?
expand

I have a dog name of Drew
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He likes to eat his own poo
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Happy Birthday, ya fine-ass sexy bitch!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(September 21, 2020 02:23 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... Beats the shit out of me
Hey laddy laddy la

I guess it's better than nude volleyball with Mr.T!
Hey laddy laddy lol
expand

That's debatable
Hey laddy laddy la

Thankfully, dead cats are bio-degradable
Hey laddy laddy Rhyme

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(October 07, 2020 07:36 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... That's debatable
Hey laddy laddy la

Thankfully, dead cats are bio-degradable
Hey laddy laddy Rhyme
expand

2020 is saved by a shot in the dark
Hey blah la la la

AC/DC is back, So Power Up your arse!
Hey laddy blah blah blah

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(October 09, 2020 03:39 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since November 30, 2017

🇲🇮🇰🇪🇭🇻🇳🇹 said... 2020 is saved by a shot in the dark
Hey blah la la la

AC/DC is back, So Power Up your arse!
Hey laddy blah blah blah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNhn1KOqq8g
expand

They're TNT, dynomite
I'm phoning this one in

And they'll win the fight
Bein' a lazy-ass

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by

» 4 years ago(October 11, 2020 10:33 AM) Send PM | Reply |

Member since August 9, 2019

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... They're TNT, dynomite
I'm phoning this one in

And they'll win the fight
Bein' a lazy-ass
expand

And my penis is back in black, in the sack
Hey laddy laddy la

Twice I filled up her crack
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

by