Steve Martin : steve martin?

steve martin?

Unfunniest man in the world … he's had white hair since the day he was born and even that isn't funny.

I would only be stating the obvious to describe the legendary comedian, but I just want to come on here & say that BrainStern is a ****ing dipshit.

The Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin - the act of ejaculating on top of ones head then having to say "BRAIN BLAST!"

" Karl did the most sensual thing to me yesterday, it's called The jimmy Neutron Steve Martin and i'm definitely letting him do it again to me tonight!"

"Dr. Jones told me that not only is the Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin good for your hair, its also good for your skin!"

steve miller - The best ****in rock group imaginable. steve miller band - One of the best rock bands of all time. Known best for their song The Joker Steve McDonald - Well, what can I say about this legend? If you've ever seen bid.tv, you will remember this charismatic guy. His singing, his dancing, his miserable little face and then when he's so happy… ah. We love Steve. Steve Nashing It - Getting more assists than points in a basketball game. Steven Dollar/Steven did it/Steve 'n it.

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His acting is funny AF when he's with Carl Reiner, but he is naturally fairly unfunny. Still, I don't know why you're picking on him when Bill Burr is around.

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Bill Burr - A freckled faced **** from Boston. His wife is a ****ing smoke show. His daughter is damn adorable. Though he has two of them in his life, he is not a huge fan of LAADIES and their hapless feminism and me too ****.

Has the toughest exterior in the game and struggles with reading out loud.

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Yeah, and all of Joe Rogan's crew… except Eddie Bravo.

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Joe Rogan - Not Funny. A douchebag.

Joe Rogan - looking at porn while your girlfriend is sleeping right beside you

Joe Rogan - Is what happens when you smoke weed while getting your organs replaced with monkeys because you dumpster pumped too much

Joe Rogan - Being A Professional Dick Rider Constantly on some ones nuts giving to much glory/prais when not deserved

Joe Rogan
-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that ****


Joe Rogan - Larry King, if he was a UFC fighter

The Joe Rogan is a two step sexual practiceor sex move, that consists in bringing your partner close to orgasm, only to then interrupt the intercourse and tell a short story about an even better orgasm you once had. The second part of this sex move, consists in asking them if they happen to have tried DMT.

eddie bravo - The Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu pot-head god of everlasting trucks flying from twisters in the sky, and the god of rubber zombies from New York.

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Burr was on course to be one of the greatest comics of all time but his wife turned him into some weird self aware woke pussy.

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Only in The Spanish Prisoner (1998) This is a great underrated movie.

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The Spanish Prisoner is a confidence trick originating by at least the early 19th century, as Eugène François Vidocq described in his memoirs.

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Yes. It's a deceiving name and might give you the wrong idea about the movie

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wrong

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Why? Explain please.

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no, baggit

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I agree. Spanish Prisoner is great and the casting of Martin is perfect. Back in 1998, Martin was still mostly known for comedy, so the audience couldn't help but feel that Martin's character was hiding a different side of himself.

I also felt the same seeing Ed O'Neill as a cop. At that time, he was mostly known for Married with Children… so seeing him play a brief non-comedic role as a cop was unnerving ("can he trust this cop? … that's Ed Bundy!"). Of course, O'Neill later went on play cops in other shows, so that unnerving effect has been watered down.

YR

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spicaboo - A spicaboo is a dangerous prisoner that looks half black and half Puerto Rican

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Nice to find someone else who likes Steve in this movie. We have good taste.

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wrong

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wrong about being wrong.

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that does not even make sense, jackass

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ahh… you're one of these internet guys full of anger and spewing it on the internet. good luck with that. :-)

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you're one of those low-lives who trolls on the internet, fag.

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:-D

That's very dated trash talk. We're in the 21st century now.

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not "very dated trash talk" at all, ****ing dickhead

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So, is "****ing" meant to be a verb, in your sentence?

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So, is "****ing" meant to be a verb, in your sentence?

Yes, you fool. Its what I did to your wife last night.

Also, feed your own ego. I’m busy.

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Busy being a full time troll? I bet you were part of the Qanon brigade, too. Am I right?

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What a loser. You just couldn't resist coming back replying to me with your bullshit, huh?

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What a loser. You just couldn't resist coming back replying to me with your bullshit, huh?

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yrussell said... What a loser. You just couldn't resist coming back replying to me with your bullshit, huh?
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What a loser. You just couldn't resist coming back replying to me with your bullshit, huh?


Also, copying and pasting my comment means you dont even have a good comeback. 😂

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♒ said... What a loser. You just couldn't resist coming back replying to me with your bullshit, huh?


Also, copying and pasting my comment means you dont even have a good comeback. 😂
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♒ said... What a loser. You just couldn't resist coming back replying to me with your bullshit, huh?


Also, copying and pasting my comment means you dont even have a good comeback. 😂
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Look at it this way. Copying and pasting was a quick and easy way to hold up a mirror to idiocy. : - D

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yrussell said... Look at it this way. Copying and pasting was a quick and easy way to hold up a mirror to idiocy. : - D
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And did you like what you saw?

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yrussell said... Look at it this way. Copying and pasting was a quick and easy way to hold up a mirror to idiocy. : - D
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Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

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♒ said... Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
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I prefer to cite the Planck Constant when it comes to the discussion of light.

You're dumb as a plank and your prattle is constant!!!

(top notch joke)!!! : - D

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yrussell said... I prefer to cite the Planck Constant when it comes to the discussion of light.

You're dumb as a plank and your prattle is constant!!!

(top notch joke)!!! : - D
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.

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♒ said... Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
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Draw a Venn diagram. Do "idiot" and "stupid" overlap? I think you need to buy a dictionary.

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yrussell said... Draw a Venn diagram. Do "idiot" and "stupid" overlap? I think you need to buy a dictionary.
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No dictionary! I'm just messing with ya, Mr. Cold Pepper! 😛

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you're an dumbass, idiot

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wtf???

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Russell, not u

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So, you're BOTH a couple of childish name callers. Well, congratulations! I'm sure you will be a very happy couple.

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**** you

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No, thanks. I'm happily married and already have someone to ****. Thanks for the offer, though. I'm flattered (puke).

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what a piece of **** you are

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Sorry, I'm not into coprophilia either. But, to each his own.

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yrussell said... Sorry, I'm not into coprophilia either. But, to each his own.
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My password is password

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Using a middle finger as a substitute for a phallus? Hmm…

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yrussell said... Using a middle finger as a substitute for a phallus? Hmm…
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My password is password

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Three tiny phalluses, all in a row.
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