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platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Lol and stfu.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

1. Shave that fuzz on your back/shoulders, pal

2. Shave your hair off as well. You are a bald man. Just embrace it.

3. Grow a beard

4. Profit

Alba gu bràth

Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Hep, excellent points all. If you have a bald spot, start shaving the whole goddamn thing. Otherwise, you start looking like bozo. Or in his case, a wispy puffy bozo. A beard would be helpful as well. And I mean facial hair, not a wife.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Lol

They did say bald men (shaven/very trimmed head) are attractive. Makes them look manlier.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

I shaved my head skinhead style when I was younger. Now that I'm older and have a bald spot, I keep it very short.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

I imagined you look like this:



Or this:



Or someone else entirely? Anyway, I'm 30 and I already lost about half frontal part of my hair. Personally, I blame my anxiety for making it worse especially I have a gene where I can lose my hair early like my deadbeat father who started losing his hair around 17/18 and my anxiety made it aggressive or accelerated the process. I take supplements to help with the hair as well as use certain shampoo and conditioner. It did stop the progressive hair loss but unfortunately, I was about 4, 5 years too late. So I'm planning to make it trimmed. Right now, my hair look almost like Christopher Nolan but with dark brown hair and little worsened hair loss condition. It basically looks like this:



*sobs* I'm going to say goodbye to my hair since birth soon. Curse my emotional attachment to my hair!

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Have you tried topicals like this?

https://smile.amazon.com/LANBENA-Essencial-Stronger-Thickening-Treatment/dp/B08DCW5RJB/ref=sr_1_21_sspa?

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Good recommendation and no, I haven't tried it. I have a couple of thickening shampoo and conditioners, but I'm considering just gonna trim all my hair off like those military soldiers then start applying oils like the one in the link you provided or other hair remedy until I hopefully get my head full of hair, even if i may not have full head but enough. I did have a couple of people telling me I should get hair implants. Hell no, I'd rather have natural hair.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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Best of luck to you

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Pretty Greek boy there. At least he looks Greek. The eyes give it away. Maybe when I was 20. Lol. That's how I wear my beard at least.

I didn't appreciate a full head of hair when I had it. It was thick and curly but I always shaved it off.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

My landladys boy, adam birokostas is greek, but he looks more like boner from growing pains with a crew cut and just tighty whitey undies

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Boner is an inappropriate name for a child.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

I dont know how old andew koenig was when he played boner. adam birokostas is 19 though, but mildly retarded.

Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

I may have met him in a park once. He was riding a bike.

But seriously, why is this Birokostas kid prancing around in his undies? Tell him to put some pants on.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

his mother Adina, my landlady, says he's most comfortable that way. If she didn't own the duplex, and was just another renter next door, I would have raised holy hell about his undies with the tip of his schlong hanging out.

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I would have stopped paying rent until someone put some clothes on that boy! Not really. You don't wanna know what I would really do.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

I was thinking part Mexican/Spanish but Greek seems right for that pretty boy.

I know a couple of men who hate their hair and they rather have trimmed or shaven head because it's easier to manage without the hassle of styling or washing their hair. And one of them told me I would attract ladies with head like theirs. That was before I came out of the closet, of course.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

People often think I'm Latino because there aren't many Greeks where I live. It's a similar look. One feature Greeks seem to have is a little puffiness under the eye which that guy has.

Frankly, and this is my bias, I think every guy looks better with short hair.

Here's a classically goodlooking Greek guy:



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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Super thick hair!

Damian Hurley looks great with long hair



If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Nah, Nettie, lol. That's awful. Cut that damn greasy hair and look like a man. I just hope he never gets thrown in prison with those locks.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Not greasy, healthy and shiny

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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It's impossible for a man who acts like a man to keep that long mop clean. And it requires a level of vanity which is unattractive in any man.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

He's a model so I'm sure he's pampered and not grungy

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

While it's true people can confuse between Greeks and Latino due to their skin complexion and other similar features (like the puffiness under the eyes), it really depends on your family. But you're right on people thinking they're Latino because I thought that most of the time when I see certain features and skin complexion without knowing that some are probably Greeks.

And I agree with the short hair. Makes them look sexier in my opinion. However, there are times men can look better with long hair and it would be weird when one day they just suddenly cut them off and make their hair shorter. Some people would have hard time adjusting to the change. lol Also shorter hair makes you look younger but back in the old days, men with long hair are considered "real" men. Especially in old Western times.

That man in the pic looks great, but I'm not feeling him unfortunately.

Edit: I forgot to post the link about this subject:

https://www.quora.com/Are-Greeks-and-Latinos-related-in-any-capacity

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Feeling him literally or figuratively?

Are Greeks and Latino related in any capacity?
To the fool who asked that on Quora, that is a really dumb question.

Latinos are generally mixed Spanish and American Indian. Some Latinos look generally similar to Greeks because of the Spanish blood. Spanish, Greeks, Italians et al are generally a little darker and have dark hair and brown eyes. That's the only similarity.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

Feeling him literally or figuratively?

Yes.

Seriously, though, good explanation.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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I've always had dark circles under my eyes. I assumed it was because my parents let me stay up so late when I was a kid. But I've come to realize it's a Greek trait.

The pic which Mark posted is a young guy and he has puffy bags under his eyes but it looks good. That's why I thought he might be Greek.

Oh, and that guy in the middle pic needs to cut his hair! Lol.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

here's a pic of me years ago with a shaved head




and with beard



Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

You should do the second one with head of the first.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

I like the head of the third with the hair of the first, without the stupid smile of course.

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Re: platonic caveman, would a new york accent turn you on? (vid of me)

a wispy puffy bozo


More like a wispy rice krispie.

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Your video sent my cat hissing right out of my bedroom and my roommate's dog is barking. What the hell is matter with you?!

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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