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Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

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The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

I voted for Steven because, let's face it, he has 2 eyes.

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Relax, faggot.

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Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

Probably Itty. Younger, bigger, stabbier.

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Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

Cause don't know who Itty is, voted for Steve Lake.
And want to see a Home Video of it in Germany also.

Mud-wrestling!

Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

Are they allowed to use weapons?

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Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

Itty always makes threats involving weapons when he is challenged to a fight. He doesn't seem to know the meaning of the word.

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Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

How did he lose his eye? Maybe he only took a pair of fists to a knife fight and now he always comes prepared.

Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

As I remember it, he once told us he bumped into something around a campfire. IIRC, it was hanging at eye level, it was dark, and he was drunk.

Don't quote me on that unless you really want to.

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Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

No, some hillbilly survivalist invited him into the woods to drink beer and show itty his dick. He activated some kind of flare light and told itty not to look. Itty thought he was taking out his dick so he looked anyway. The light exploded and some burning hot piece of glass struck him in the eye, melting it and disfiguring poor itty. Who just wanted to see some dick.

It's unclear if itty ever got to see some dick. But I'm guessing not since he was rolling around on the ground at that point screaming about his eye.

And that's how it happened, according to itty. I always assumed he told that version because it sounded less gay. Slightly, than him losing the eye in a freak shower sex accident in prison after he stabbed Cody 26 times from stopping an attempted rape itty was attempting to perpetrate on a passed out girl at a party.

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Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

All of that sounds completely believable except for one thing that has always bothered me: Why was a faggot like Itty trying to rape a girl? Did she have like a dick or something? What's the full story here?

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Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

ITTY.

ITTY is smarter. Steve is pure braggadocio – it's all impulse, ego, and I don't believe he's much wiser now than he was the day he was born. There are overlapping traits here but Steve would brings his fists to a gunfight and get blown away like the towelhead in Indiana Jones.

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Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

Everyone else.

Re: Who wins in a fight between Itty & Steve lake?

Everyone else win. Hungry loses and has to eat another dick.

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