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Which posters do you want in your sex cult?

That's a joke question, of course. But I thought of it because I had a dream today that I was forced into a white supremacy sex cult.

There were a bunch of people there, including "leaders" and "new recruits." One of the leaders told us it was a white supremacy group and that we had to swear our allegiance to the leaders and the group. Some of us said we couldn't do that, since we don't share those beliefs. Then the guy said we had to. So I guess I felt like I just had to "go with it" until I could figure out a way to escape.

Later, the new recruits were divided into small groups, and each group had a leader. The leader of each group made the group members have sex with each other. Someone from this board was one of the "leaders" and he was the leader of my group. I couldn't believe that not only was he ok with me being forced into the cult, but he chose to be my "group leader," so he must have been ok with forcing me have sex with the other members in the group. It seemed like I was the only member of his group, though.

The dream never actually got to the sex part, so I like to believe that he wanted to be my group leader so that he could help me get out of the white supremacy sex cult house.

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The dream never actually got to the sex part, so I like to believe that he wanted to be my group leader so that he could help me get out of the white supremacy sex cult house.
Yes, I agree. He must've been that
"white knight of filmboards" guy. That's not me, btw.

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The White Knight of West Filmboaros? No, it wasn't him, but maybe he would've come to rescue me.

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I really don't know you people sex ways well enough to form a sex cult.

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It's probably easier to list the ones I wouldn't want as members, but I'll play along. I think I need to be a more positive poster instead of focusing on the negative all the time. I want to build people up, not knock them down.

Do I have to include other men? Fuck it, it's my cult and I say no.

Lilith
Would provide a dark and unnerving experience that may potentially end in human sacrifice. Not for the faint of heart and new recruits would not be permitted to touch.

Margo
Would introduce an erotic disciplinarian dimension that would keep me grounded. I see her as one of two matriarchs keeping everyone in check, especially me.

Dazed
A very sexy woman who would also keep the younger members in check. Would share the 'Madame' matriarchal role with Margo, exemplifying the values of the cult.

Crystal
Would live in the dungeon and maintain all the specialist equipment. I expect she'd run the training program and help new recruits find their way around the BDSM play space.

Monicah
Would be permanently tied to the Sybian because I simply wouldn't have the capacity to keep her satisfied. I'd also have to keep her gagged because by the end of day one I'd be sick to death of hearing the word "Vlad".

Bee
Would be mostly "For Viewing Only", living in the relaxation area, permanently swinging off the dance pole. After a full day's hard graft keeping all my members serviced I'd want somewhere to unwind and recharge my batteries.

Klam
Would be the resident dominatrix. Margo and Dazed would call upon her services if any of the members ever got out of line or if I started getting above my station.

Sophie
If I could get her to shut up for five seconds she'd be the waitress keeping me chemically stimulated. I'd expect her to dress as Heidi and pour a mean stein.

TSP
Would manage all the electrical options and support Crystal in the BDSM play space. Would head up the hair and makeup dept. and also source new recruits.

Anna
Research and Development lead. Would be charged with introducing new techniques and equipment and would be expected to adopt an experimental nature.

Panther
Would manage marketing, helping to sell the glamorous side of cult membership. Would also support TSP with hair and makeup and cover Klam during vacation periods.

Azn
Would support Lilith in the Dark department, offering an Onryō option to add heightened tension by increasing the chance of human sacrifice.

Penny
Would provide a more puritanical option after a long day at "the office", helping to wash away the depravity with a more homely routine based mostly on the missionary position.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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😂😂😂

Tell me more about the BDSM play space.

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Sorry, I'm busy at the moment. The fucking Sybian has packed in and Monicah's going haywire.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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I had to look that up. I thought you were talking about a monkey.

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Yeah, right. It's pretty obvious you own one.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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If I owned one, I'd never be here. Although maybe I'd try posting while using it.

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What's stopping you buying one?

I think you'd become an even more popular poster if you started posting while riding one of those.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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Thanks

I don't know if I have room for it. I'd have to look up the price and the square footage.

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They come in all price ranges and I'm sure you have "the room". I think measuring your vagina in square footage is overkill, but whatever.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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Touché

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Gone

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We're so innocent!

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Agreed. That's precisely why I need this cult.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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I've seen you call other people losers.

I'm confused how you're not a loser.

You are like 29 years old and work a retail job.

Are you cool because you engage in sexual actions?

LOL. Shit ain't high school anymore, honey.

By all objective standards of a woman your age, you are a pathetic person.

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u know fucking nothing u idiot. her job is actually system-relevant u fucking loser.

shut the hell up, Itty. u are unemployed and drunk every fucking night. u failed at life miserably and this with what? already 38? or how old are u again? fuck off u sad existence

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Melting down over top boy

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Melting down over top boy

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Cut it out, we're just trying to have fun with a silly sex cult thread.

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Get some help, buddy. And a new eye.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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You got a big mouth. You call other people losers.

But you, yourself, are a fucking loser.

My advice is to lie about your past and get some stooge to marry you. Make him believe you've had like 10 sexual partners.

He won't know you spread like peanut butter.

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Monicah is lovely. Give the jealousy a rest.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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Don't be silly. Half the fun for a man is hearing her cry out to declare the exact moment pain meets pleasure.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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Are you supposed to seem cool by saying that?

What's going to happen in your 30s, bitch?

You're gonna freak the fuck out. Maybe even kill yourself.

I wouldn't blame ya if you do.

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Are you supposed to seem cool by saying that?
So much irony.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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Oh dear. It was just a silly post. I was simply referencing your high sex drive while being self-deprecating in admitting to being unable to match you in the bedroom.

It was meant as a compliment to you and a joke on me.

Would it help if I edited it to give you a break off the machine? It's clearly worn you out.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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Ok, great. I got worried there. I've only just started this cult so it would have been a bad look for me to have its most active member walk out the door.

P. S. Vlad keeps PMing asking me to hand over the remote control for the Sybian. He said something about "max setting". Should I give it to him?

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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@Vlad, over to you, my impossibly gorgeous friend.

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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