The Watercooler : Which Florida Man Are You?

Which Florida Man Are You?

If you Google 'Florida man' followed by your birthday, it'll give you a headline related to a Florida Man adventure had on your birthday.

For example, if your birthday is June 18th, you'd write: 'Florida man June 18,' and whatever pops up first is your winning headline.

This is my Florida Man:



Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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His lipstick is too expertly applied for this to have been his first rendezvous. 🤔

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Florida man attacked by neighbor's pet squirrel!

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I hope the police never find out that I also have a crack between my buttocks.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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hiding crack in his crack, seems almost obvious doesn’t it

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Florida man arrested for harassing neighbors, says “Trump will handle it”
Florida Man Challenge January 24

A Florida man has been charged with burglary and a possible hate crime after the man began harassing his Iraqi neighbors because of their ethnicity.

The man, David Allen Boileau, was quick to action after moving into the neighborhood shortly before the incident took place. The man is quoted as saying, “the US needs to rid the country of all of them”.

Boileau broke into the family’s home through an unlocked back door and went through their mail. A neighbor saw the man in their home and phoned police.

“He said he does not like them, he wished they weren’t in his community,” he told The Tampa Bay Times. “Which is ironic because he’s the one who moved into our community”.

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This one's a fair bit less endearing. Poor Iraqi family.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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Yeah, sorry, it wasn't funny. It was my birthday though.

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No need to be sorry, that poor family was far more inconvenienced by that experience than we are by reading about it. Thanks for participating regardless!

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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"Man Passed Out Naked In Stranger’s Home, Gets Poked With A Stick To Wake Up, Steal’s Child’s Boxers, Hides In Bushes From Police And Got Arrested"

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