Religion, Faith, and Spirituality : Where is jesus?

Where is jesus?

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Are you drunk again?

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It's a pertinent question, fool. If you don't have anything to say about the subject, fuck off then

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Look at ME when I’m talking to you, MOTHERFCKER!

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Lol how has your English regressed since a year ago? Do you have some sort of degenerative illness?

Azn: “He (Orsen) now pretends to be in his 50s, but is in his 70s or close to 80 yo.”

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It comes and goes!

My heart bleeds for him, as a child. Someone took a kid and manufactured a monster. At the same time, as an adult, he's irredeemable.

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Azn: “He (Orsen) now pretends to be in his 50s, but is in his 70s or close to 80 yo.”

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What do you make of Croft's assertion that he is a minority?

My heart bleeds for him, as a child. Someone took a kid and manufactured a monster. At the same time, as an adult, he's irredeemable.

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As in a gypsy? They’re a bunch of thieving bastards and they’re everywhere, so hardly a minority.

Azn: “He (Orsen) now pretends to be in his 50s, but is in his 70s or close to 80 yo.”

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He cuts my lawn.







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Try making some toast…I hear he shows up there sometimes

Are you okay?

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"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Right 🙄@

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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He posts among us.

Cheerio.

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The Caucasian version or the middle Eastern version?

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Jesus mirrors the culture he exists in. Given this is a multicultural forum (Donna, chicka, thirsty, and myself are all proud blacks), Jesus is of mulatto skin colour with asiatic features (azn, aj), a small penis (itty), homosexual sexual preference (all filmboards admins), and a victim of perpetual gang stalking by filmboards staff (Donna). Also he is fluent in German (Sophie), is classically trainer (Christina), and he likes to watch, obsessively (Interr)

Cheerio.

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No, no.. Jesuah Ben joseph was born in the middle East

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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In your ass.

Gone

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Did you know that his daddy is Morgan Freeman? Mind blown.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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Morgan Freeman is forever "God" to me now!



"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Oh, my Morgan Freeman! Praise him! I wanna join the choir and sing for him!



If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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He's etched in my mind now, perpetually, for the image of God! lol

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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In heaven he’s waiting to come back to earth I’m not making fun I’m serious

Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

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Seated at the right hand of the Father.

Beware the sound of one hand clapping.

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Well, hes more than likely dead like even the most powerful people in the world eventually end. Usually when we all die, its slow and painful.

At least when do I leave this world, I will know that eventually everyone will die a slow painful death and eventually you wont be remembered either. And if you are remembered, there will be a whole lot of people that either dont care or have something negative to say about you and spoil your memory.

Have a nice day, filmboards!

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He's in literature and in the imaginations of those who believe in him, envisioned to suit their own specific emotional needs. There's no evidence for him elsewhere.

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