The Watercooler : What are your hobbies?

What are your hobbies?

I know you're all gainfully employed or run a successful business and are happily married with children. So what do you do in your free time to trick yourself into thinking life is meaningful?

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Usually just sit at the pool and smell my feet. After feeling thoroughly aroused, I drive drunk to the local strip mall and mack on high school bitches in my 1986 Honda Vigor.

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^ bentley

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Far more of a social life. Far less intelligent.

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I like:

Physical fitness, it's a need and duty, not a hobby, but it's fun.

Painting.

Writing.

Movies.

Trying unique food and cooking.

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I just injected my self with some testosterone and I’m ready to paint the fuck out of some shit and then watch titanic. You down?

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Sure, but with my goose egg sized testicles I produce more than enough of my own testosterone, so I'll just watch you inject to make up for your shortcomings.

In addition, I consider Titanic to be a hypocritical sermon about capitalism. So, after the movie you can sit and listen to me tell you why the movie is decent trash.

It will be really fun!

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The funny thing is, all of that is true.

I am making fun of myself because what I wrote is true.

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Sure, but with my goose egg sized testicles

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It's about an upper cluster upper middle class suppressed bitch who isn't happy in her marriage so she finds vicarious thrills through the working class Leonardo and would probably ditch his ass by the time they reached America after saying well thank you the sex was good and I realize I don't ever want to be poor again.

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YES!

Also, the fucking director spent a HUGE amount of money on making a reproduction of the Titanic!! So, all of that wasted money on a movie set when the movie is about how poor people get treated like shit.

I would like to know what the set is being used for now.

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I stopped at the first line and came my pants 😌

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You'll never get jacked like that.

Keep the test high bro.

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I feel like we have a deep connection. One that extends beyond this screen and into each others souls. I am your patient, teach me everything as I stare at my micropenis and wish for more in my sad sad life

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Look up from your penis and into the eyes of life.

There's billions of Arabs and Asians with micropenis, and that's doing just fine.

You can do it.

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Wow so motivational.

I actually have an 8 inch cock that’s the most beautiful thing to behold. I’ve fucked over 1,000 women and I’m only here bc my superior asked me to keep an eye on you.

So I’ll take my eyes off the penis and look in your eyes baby 🙃

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I view having that much hetero sex as a sign of homosexuality, and I'm not joking.

Every guy I've met who has sex with a lot of women is trying to degrade them in his mind, like used tissues. He is proving to himself that women don't matter and are nothing.

Heterosexuals tend to cherish women and have a low number of sexual partners as they are looking for love, bonding, and family life.

This is worth examining.

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Have you ever taken so much PCP pre-workout that one thing led to another in the men’s changing rooms?

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Due to having goose egg sized testicles, I don't need pre workout.

So, I can only speculate on that scenario.

In addition, I come dressed for the gym and avoid the lockerroom. My gym has a sign up warning other males that it's illegal to take photos of other naked men, because the homosexual male is psychotic and can't stop obsessing about sex.

So, it's unlikely I would be in any related situation.

I'm pleased by that.

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Jesus….I guess you were first in Gullible Class.

I have been responding with joke posts saying ridiculous things about facts.

That's a Tracy Morgan and TheAdlerian comedy gimmick.

All of my responses in most of this thread are that.

Meanwhile, that sign really is in my gym because homos are psychotically obsessed with sex and sexualize everything.

It's a fact.

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I am trolling you and my second response literally said it.

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Saying, ‘I am trolling you’ is always the mark of a great troll.

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Take the syringe and inject right in your pee hole.

Durrrrrrrrr

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I like admiring Miley as a hobby.

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Writing. Lately I’ve been working on a manifesto of sorts. Going to publish it when the time is right…

I live. I die. I live again.

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I live by these two super drunk guys on disability.

One guy goes by the name "Anthony" and he told me he wrote a manifesto.

He gave it to me to read and it was like twenty pages long.

Satan's Pinball Game

It was about how he came from a broken home, was dismissed by his parents, labeled as having mental problems, etc. He was placed in institutions, medicated very badly, and how it broke him.

He said that the mental health field is run by Satan and designed to destroy people.

Of course I had to tell him that I work in psychology. But, I agreed with him and have been trying to stick up for people my whole life.

I was afraid that he would try to kill me, for real.

But, he did not and his story stuck in my mind. If he expanded his story to 200 pages, he might have a winner.

If you are writing something good, make sure it has substance.

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I live by these two super drunk guys on disability.
Why are you on disability? Did you try to bench press your caravan or something?

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Why do you make the same retarded post over and over?

Why not say something typically stupid instead of repetitively stupid?

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Oh yessss, fap fap fapping on here 24/7 to Sophie’s pee threads.

Durrrrrrrrr

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I moonlight as a lounge singer

Alba gu bràth

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This is a weird fetish, Lilith

But I am into it

Alba gu bràth

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I wanna say all those things, those dirty things
That would be better unsaid

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Lol

Durrrrrrrrr

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why do people post these gifs @ me? likekk i'm gonna be somehow offended or taken aback

i'm not an actual clam or oyster guys, nor do i identify as one

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I wanna say all those things, those dirty things
That would be better unsaid

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Picking up books and opening them as if about to start reading and then putting them back down, periodically checking the charge on my various mobile devices, flipping through the television stations then turning off the TV and making a remark to nobody about there being nothing good on, looking at an unsolved Rubik's Cube, washing my hands so they feel "fresh". Those are more like habits but habits are as close as I get to hobbies.

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I watch movies, listen to music, & write bios for the IMDb as well add missing data on that website.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

http://movie-dude.com/Guy%20Standeven.htm

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none of you guys admitted your #1 hobby is posting on filmboards (besides the wonderful, ever-real Kirk <3) even though it's the god's honest truth

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Lol

Durrrrrrrrr
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