The Watercooler : Poll: Texas State Fair photo dump (Updated)

Texas State Fair photo dump (Updated)

(2nd attempt)

The Texas State Fair ended a few weeks ago but I haven't uploaded the photos. I thought you guys would find them interesting since ya'll never go anywhere but here.

I had previously gone more than once with friends and coworkers but had purchased too many coupons (the currency for paying for everything)

On the very last day I had the inclination to just go by myself. It's actually better that way not having to worry about everyone and where everyone wants to go. Quite liberating


There's a fantastic transit system in Dallas, one of the biggest in the nation. I feel guilty for not using it more. Once you learn it you can go almost anywhere.


Some nice views:






I didn't realize we have an actual "subway". It's about 10 min underground with a couple of stops. Felt I like I was in NYC.








The older black man on the lower right was an interesting dude.



He wanted to tell me an old joke that I'd find interesting. The L and R on the paper represented the Left and Right brain. He told me men and women use different sides of the brain. Men use left and women use right. "Men are always lost but women are never right"…..or something like that.





I finally got there and realized I had to pay $25 to get in. My one day corporate pass no longer worked. I didn't mind paying it but when I got to the ticket booth the old black lady let me in for free! It was the last day and got lots of sht discounted or free including beer. :D

Hey look at all the Messicans! Not a wheit in seight. Hallejullah!









I'm so glad that put my two idols next to each other. Both great actors too.



BIG TEX. He caught fire a few years ago. They rebuilt him.





Enjoying some craft brew. I forgot which game was on. I think the Chiefs.















I found a table and sat down my myself to enjoy some nachos. Then some scene-emo whatever kids sat down with me and asked if I wanted to share their banana pudding..haha. I didn't have any. They were very friendly and it seemed like they didn't want me to leave. I have a strong feeling they were trying to get me to buy alcohol for them LOL. I didn't





Yep, It's just mongos everywhere.




Round 2. Fight!

Some more mongos for you mongos.

Look! I found some WHEITS. An endangered species in this setting.






**There's a really good butt shot of 2 girls that I want to insert here but I know I wont hear the end of it. I took the shot for Kirk of course. I can guarantee the girls were over 18 and their dudes were drinking beer. Should I post it?**

Yes, you old pervert
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No, you old pervert
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Points for those who can see the 2 girls checking me out in this one. lol











At this point I had met up with my cousin by accident. I was drunk AF and said I was going to get on this ride. They put you in a ball thing and shoot you up like a slingshot. I think that's what its called. She wouldn't let me do it. I quickly forgot about it.)



I done 🌊'd everywhere. Sorry.



The girl with the black backpack is my cousin. I met up with her and drug dealer boyfriend.





Some weird fun house.



Some mongo asses.















Those 2 mongo girls wanted my grey shid.














Oh here were the loaded chicken nachos I started eating before the scene kids showed up. I was starving, they were absolutely delicious, got them on a disount but couldn't get through half of them. Way too much. Now I want them again.



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Neato!

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Gratzi!

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Your city looks ugly and poor.

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Yea just billionaires no trillionaires. At least not any I know of.

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I love how excited you were to ride the train 😂

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Did you see his shoe? ❤️

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In the beer picture?

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Yes 😍

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You like his shoes?

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Oh yes so hot.😆 11 1/2 baby. Walmart brand. 💦💦

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Bro can you share the feet pics? For Klam and ballzy

FACT.

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That’s kinda serious, something I’ll have to think about. I don’t know ballzy but for Klam maybe.

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Yes, it was the only ride I rode I actually wanted to get on that slingshot thing. (In the updated pics)

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You didn't go on any of those rides?! I love fairground rides. Not sure about a slingshot though …

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Nope. I wasn't "allowed". My cousin, who is pictured, didn't want me too. Not the intense ones anyway. She's a drama queen. Oh well.

But I did get on this a couple of days earlier.

Dodge Ram was running a ride/promotion. You give them your email address and info and they take you on a hair rising ride. There was a huge track set up. These were supposedly professional drivers.

They made it feel like you were gonna flip over many times. There was a good jump too.
I really enjoyed it.


I'm actually in the truck here. We got higher than this too on the 2nd jump. Of course they didn't go full speed due the limitation of track size.



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You said dump.

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😸

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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And I dumped some more. Enjoy.

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Now I feel like I've been to the fair.

🤠

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Looks ugly

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Check out the updated pics. There's was a lot to see but didn't have the time. I wanted to check out the exhibits. The car show was awesome.

Oh sht I forgot to post my Dodge Ram ride. There was a professional off-road course they set up. You ride for free as the try to make you piss yer pants. I actually did it with my coworkers a couple of days before.

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"fair"

Depressing environment

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It looks boring.

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Yes

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It got better that night. I jizzed everywhere. Check the new pics.

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No rides??

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Black guys dick.

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No just little ponies. of course there were rides. I’m not finished uploading.

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How did the black guys dick taste?

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He’s not my type. I’ll tell him you’re interested.

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Borrrrinnnggg.

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Looks like a huge whore house tbh.

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I actually took a good ass shot just for you but you have to vote in the poll above if I should post it or not.

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My brother and his ex-wife were there during the shootout.

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Cowboys?

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Nope!

It was some paranoid weirdo who thought a group of people who were out having fun with their family was threatening him.

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I heard about that. It was a weird situation. I was there on the very last day. It actually got packed. No one was spooked. I wonder if Ash went. :]

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Very cool! Thanks for posting

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Thank you Cheeks. It was alright. Just wanted to blow those extra coupons and take photos. I ran into my old neighbor and my cousin. Not a bad evening.

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Great pics! I love fairs and hair raising rides.

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Thank you NZer! I wish I could have taken some better ones. That was like just half of the experience. I have another photo of me inside a truck going crazy on an off road "ride". A promo for Dodge Ram. I'll try to post it.

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i can see the post now, WOW 😍 LOVE IT!

throwback time cuz i lived near Dallas during my hs exchange student program year. takes me back a little. thank you!

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Aww, I'm so glad you liked it baba biscuits.

Yes you, like many others 'round heeer' have some sort of DFW connection.

And we can add GWNYC to list!

Did you know she lived in Dallas for a couple of years? Ask her.

Wow imagine if maybe you and her were both here at the same time.

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These night time pictures are much better and yes you should post the butt pic you old pervert!

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I will but Kirk must vote first!

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@The◇Mechanic

Please scroll up, find the poll, and vote yes for ass.

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Voted yesss.

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Now THAT's wassup. Hooking you up soon. I'd say they were about 19. Sipping on some brew.

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