Politics : Seriously…
Re: Seriously…
Sir, I am your Prime Minister. I appreciate you may not have voted for me at the last election, but many people did, helping me secure a massive 80 seat majority and a huge, near unprecedented mandate.
Hopefully, you will find my new agenda appealing, where we are going to build 40 new hospitals and employ an additional - that's more - police men and women. 20,000 of the little buggers, to be precise. And, furthermore, if I might be permitted to lay out my stall here, I will ensure that every hard working family in the UK will not pay more tax than is absolutely necessary to satisfy the globalists.
*Throws tousled blonde fringe back over his head and looks intently into your eyes*
I'm also going to ensure that every man and woman has their own toilet, and have just this week been working with the Home Secretary on a draft proposal to ensure that unisex rest rooms are outlawed.
Please, vote Conservative. Thank you.
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Hopefully, you will find my new agenda appealing, where we are going to build 40 new hospitals and employ an additional - that's more - police men and women. 20,000 of the little buggers, to be precise. And, furthermore, if I might be permitted to lay out my stall here, I will ensure that every hard working family in the UK will not pay more tax than is absolutely necessary to satisfy the globalists.
*Throws tousled blonde fringe back over his head and looks intently into your eyes*
I'm also going to ensure that every man and woman has their own toilet, and have just this week been working with the Home Secretary on a draft proposal to ensure that unisex rest rooms are outlawed.
Please, vote Conservative. Thank you.
Vote Conservative: Build Back Better
Re: Seriously…
*Throws tousled blonde fringe back over his head and looks intently into your eyes*
Oh good grief
Re: Seriously…
Clearly, ma'am, you haven't been to one of my parties.
*Drops his trousers to reveal he's wearing no underwear but has his socks held up by suspenders*
Would a liberal do this?
*Helicopters his penis while thrusting back and forth*
I rest my case.
Vote Conservative: Build Back Better
*Drops his trousers to reveal he's wearing no underwear but has his socks held up by suspenders*
Would a liberal do this?
*Helicopters his penis while thrusting back and forth*
I rest my case.
Vote Conservative: Build Back Better
Re: Seriously…
*Helicopters his penis while thrusting back and forth*
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Yes, I shall Prime Minister the shit out of you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to speak to my wise council about Tragic Tuesday. Good day, sir.
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Seriously…
I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, one shouldn't let one's emotions control them like that, but I've had a terrible day. It started fine, and I even got an under the desk special from Priti. I just wasn't expecting a Tuesday to go in that direction at all.
Tomorrow's going to be even fucking worse too. Wish me luck.
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