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Posters you'd have sex with?

Honest answers only.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Rocketman.

Because that's the what you're looking for with this thread.

My password is password

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You obviously don't know who I am. Allow me to introduce myself. Hi, I'm Rocketman. The guy who does all the self-deprecating jokes and who also dislikes it whenever someone says nice things to him.

Pleased to meet you.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Rocketman.

My password is password

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Rocketman

-Rocketman.

My password is password

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THE 70's Farrah Fawcett one.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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🤤Rocketman🤤

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Ah ****, here we go again.

Rocketman.

…is my pick. Not saying I'm Rocket there.

-Rocketman

My password is password

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Twizlee

Queen Twiz

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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This brings back nostalgia moments when /. was in its prime.

Rocketman.

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*spreads cheeks for rocketman*

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Outstanding.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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you as well

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Wait, what? You don't swallow?



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The only thing I swallow is my pride, bb. Pop the hydrant out, big boy. Time to spray this flamer.



Wait… wut.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Everyone who chooses Rocketman is a lying sack of ****. I distinctly remember saying "Honest answers only" in the OP.


Time for me to have a meltdown.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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You need to work on a new shtick, mate. This is just grim.

Greetings. I arrived on Planet Earth from Planet Zambodia 333 years ago to rule Bongoland, as Prince of the Mongos

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We promised to never talk about this but she did not make the journey from the old country to filmboards so **** it, I banged Fairy of Fairy and Dan fame in 2015. Dan had an extended hospital stay and we took the chance. It was good, she has a nice big ass, flat was really tidy.

I was due to bang Gwnyc1 too but Nimda kinda messed that up.

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I was due to bang Gwnyc1 too but Nimda kinda saved my ass there.



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No I was really looking forward to it tbh, I had even applied for a passport renewal. It was all planned out, I was going to land at JFK, she was going to take me on a wee tour of NY, starting with the place where they took the money from during the Lufthansa heist and ending in the place where they filmed the Central Perk scenes in hit 90s comedy show F.R.I.E.D.S.

But then god damn Nimda happened!



for the record, none of this is actually true and I am just an insane person saying whatever words come to mind.

I would have bannged her tho for sure if given the chance.

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🤔🤔

Nope! Donna cannot think of one single poster on here that she'd wanna have sex with.

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Sure about that?

-JMike

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Twizlee



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Twizlee

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Twizlee

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Absolutely Twizlee

Join us at the CornDaze!

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You seemed the safest answer

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Have you seen Twiz????

Join us at the CornDaze!

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She's gorgeous 😍

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Pretty

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Twizlee

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Twizlee.

-JMike

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-JMike


Dying

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Twizlee

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Twizlee

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Jacky.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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Jacky left. Quite a while ago actually. I hope she is doing ok. She was alright for a lesbian I guess.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Myself

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Things that bad since your wife died huh?

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Me too, bb. Me too.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Rob
Vlad
Stygian
Thirsty
Nimda
Hungry
Ryan

Rocketman

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Hi frrt

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Good girl.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.
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