Halloween III: Season of the Witch : One more year 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock.

One more year 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock.

Gunk...crap!

Wait a minute, how old are you

Here it is, November 1st. The day after the big giveaway, aka putout, stick out, etc...

That feeling of shame, guilt and pride over who and what we did. Even after the big put out last night, I still don't know if Ellie is a woman or robot. But oh well. Life goes on and so does the one more year until Halloween board. Our year long quest to reach 600 on Halloween night. Our attempts not to pre-maturely misfire, or worse not reach misfire on Halloween night. Maybe Soggy's Inan will show us her rack this year. We can only hope.

Nevertheless, we do have a big horror-a-thon to tune into in one week's time. Yes, it will be election night in America. It's the Orange Jack-O-Lantern vs The Inmate. Who will win, who will lose. Every election, I ask my British friends the results. Since they are 4 hours ahead of us, so it's like time travel right? And every year, the same thing. They fail to produce. Damn tommys.

Anyways, until then...

7 More Days til Trump-o-ween
7 More days til Hillaryween

Silver Shamrod!


Lets have fun, we got 365 more days!


"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

Trump? Hillary?

My own country gives me the creeps.....I could use a drink

How much longer until gonk-o-ween?

364 gonkin days to go

Go gonk yourself.

Wolverine? Is that you?

It is. How did you know?

Turn that down!



"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

Wussy. We're already on our way to blowing our loads early.

If I were insanely rich I would buy the rights to the silver shamrock commercial and play it constantly on tv every day all the time and count down the days till Halloween, but do it anominously

How about them cubs

Great game. I'll be tired tomorrow now lol

Great game indeed

Noooo, the Indians made a colossal boo-boo.

Man, the board is off to a great start. We'll be unloading the shamrods on Ellie by St. Patrick's Day!




"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

I wanna unload my sham rod on her now

362 more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock!

I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands!

Stop guys! Stop! Baseball....cold showers...Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

Ah good idea glenn, lets pollute our brains from wanting to misfire our shamrods.

Hillary Clintons "man" Pants. Marge wearing a thong. Dreaming about French kissing your mother in-law.

Ah, that's better. oh wait... there's that chic in accounting that looks like Ellen Page. Ah Crap... I just boo-boo'd.



"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

Ellen Page? Ugh.

Yum ellen page

How many more days left?

1 day my friend. Pick your scary mask wisely. I'm going with the Witch. I know I know... it's not manly. But it's better been than waking up to a Thermo Nuclear War. And you know what that means... NO MORE ONE MORE YEAR TIL HALLOWEEN BOARD!



"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

I would love to have that skull mask myself

I am also going with Hill the Thrill (although these days it's more like "Hill the Bone-Kill").

Here's a question to ponder...

What do Teegy and Trump have in common?



Answer
They both share the same goal of one day becoming GROPER-IN-CHIEF!

Trump and teegy grab women by the bleep?

Heck ya man!

tgs333, the all-time
genius of the Copper-Feel.
I invented sticky groper fingers
Oh, you must know.


I recall a few years back on this famous thread there being a 4th mask. Yes, kids. there was indeed a 4th mask! The Pumpkin, Witch, and Skull. Then there was Soggy's ill fated attempt at the 4th mask. While short lived, there are a few out there somewhere. I remember seeing one of them that Soggy hastily threw together. It was a Ellie Grimbridge mask. Sure there was a lot of plastic, crazy glue, cardboard paper and I think her hair was made from someone's (not saying who) pubic hairs. You know all curly and stuff. Anyways, this mask had arms and hands that would wrap around your area and buckled in from behind. Rather creepy, but according to soggy, rather you were a man or woman, it worked perfectly and snugged up nicely around your waist.


True story. I check ebay often for this mask.



"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

One more day til Trump-O-Ween Trump-O-Ween Trump-O-Ween! One more day til Trump-O-Ween! He's the greatest!

Stop it

Stop it

Stop it!!!


STOP IT!!!!!!!

Dan was saying stop it due to the election. Fact!

In the end ...
We don't decide these things, you know.
The planets do.
They're in alignment.

(More like a BIG mis-alignment.)

Oh well... it's less than one year to go until Halloween and the big Whore-A-Thon! woo hoooo.... party!



"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

Wow, I'm still in shock. Every poll in the last few months had Hillary winning.

Teegy, your state (Michigan) was the closest race all night...I don't think that they've even declared a winner there yet--That's how close it is.

She was supposed to win that state easily (along with Wisconsin & Pennsylvania), but Trump pulled off big upsets in all-3.

Oh well Teegy--You'll just have to wait 4 years to achieve your goal (if Trump has left anyone for you to grope by then)

Hey, do you remember 8 years ago when we used to talk about voting for Joe the Plumber? That means we've been at it on this board for AT LEAST 8 years!

Wait... Is Trump outlawing boobies?!?!

Vote for Tank in 2020........make America's boobies great again

I'd vote for him!

Yea Soggy, it's been 8+ years. I remember losing my j-o-b back in the recession and was out of commission there for a wee bit. 4 years ago I was begging one of the Brits here for the election results, since he was 4 hours ahead of us. Ah, and weren't you the one that was so dedicated to our quest to shamrod the horny holeness, you posted from the hospital with a broken arm? Man, gonking with your left arm and posting with the other. That's dedication!

And as for Linda, I'd still tap that rack. I mean that scene where she gripes about the tv volume, the food at the table, the bad timing, the drinking and doctoring and most everything else... that rack, despite her Holly-Hobby esque outfit she has on...that rack sticks out! Tgeeeey wants that rack. Rack is Good! RAWWWARRRR.



"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

I never broke an arm Teegy. You must be thinking about somebody else...possibly on a different board.

I don't remember anything at all like that happening here.


PS: How the hell did Linda's rack get into the conversation?

The nelkins are getting pushed aside for Linda's rack

Linda knows how to lick a stamp.

Heck ya! While Ellie comes around only once a year, Linda is serviceable all 11 months of the year. Rack and accessories included!

(Soggy, maybe it was doom who busted up his arm.)



"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

Im worried. I truly feel we are going to misfire by mid April. I keep getting hot and can't help but splash all over this (voluptuous) board. But hey that's what makes America so great. Trump is already working his magic.

extra crispy....finger lickin good

Chicken or human breast?

Dan must have paid for them

Make Linda great again!



"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."