The Watercooler : Most trouble you got in as a kid?
Re: Most trouble you got in as a kid?
I once lost out on a chess match with a grand master because I was too busy thinking about how long it would take to get to the toilet which distracted me from a move I was eyeing up.
Peed and shat myself on the way to said toilet and then was beaten by some street urchins because Fagin had beat on me winning.
I was then sent away in a barge to Norway for 15 years until I was kidnapped by the North Korean army and made to chip away at marble with my teeth until I had amassed my body weight times two within my horde.
I lay up on Bikini Atoll for a while for respite until the yanks started lobbing nukes at it. I swam to Australia from there and thankfully haven't been in trouble since.
I took up draughts and have never looked back.
⛔ɐdɯɐls ʞsuǝʌs⛔
Peed and shat myself on the way to said toilet and then was beaten by some street urchins because Fagin had beat on me winning.
I was then sent away in a barge to Norway for 15 years until I was kidnapped by the North Korean army and made to chip away at marble with my teeth until I had amassed my body weight times two within my horde.
I lay up on Bikini Atoll for a while for respite until the yanks started lobbing nukes at it. I swam to Australia from there and thankfully haven't been in trouble since.
I took up draughts and have never looked back.
⛔ɐdɯɐls ʞsuǝʌs⛔
Most trouble you got in as a kid?