Robinson Crusoe on Mars : Most Retarded Movie Ever

Most Retarded Movie Ever

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In what way did you find the movie "retarded"?

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NO Not Enuff said:

We like our opposing viewpoints to be explained!

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agreed, why don't you tell us why it's "retarded" because unfortunately that is the word that's hanging above your head right now.

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Hey, any movie with Paul Mantee practically naked is alright in my book.

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hehehe! he said retarded, like in the movie... like that other thread was talking about :)

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I would have expected a post like this from ArchXStanton, another troll.

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'Most Retarded Movie Ever'
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Most Retarded Post Ever!


You can't palm off a second-rater on me. You gotta remember I was in the pink!

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It's a great film, one of my favourites. Robinson Crusoe on Mars, simple and brilliant.

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It's science FICTION and I liked it. I saw it as a kid and it really stood out in my mind.

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"It´s science FICTION".

Almost had me fooled there...

However, fiction or not, there´s no excuse for such godawful acting, terrible dialogue (or, mostly, monologues the dudes gives to his... tape recorder?), banal by-the-numbers story, special effects/production design largely terrible even for its time, some real gooey plot developments topped off with a happy ending of ridiculous dimensions... and indeed - couldn´t they get ´anything´ concerning the scientific matters right? It´s just lazy screenwriting - instead of even trying to be at least somewhat true to the actual circumstances, they just bluntly ignore all such matters. Dumb, populist dreck. 3/10.



"facts are stupid things" - Ronald Reagan

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You're stupid.

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special effects/production design largely terrible even for its time


Now your just a nutbag. The sets and production design is one the best things about this movie.

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try not to use "retarded" as an insult. It's ignorant and cruel. It also makes you sound jr high.

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Go make your own film, then.

Show us how it's done, if you're so smart.

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Most retarded comment ever. Sorry not every film can be Star Wars. The film was made for next to nothing and was science fiction not space opera fantasy. Too bad it makes your brain hurt since it requires thought to appreciate.

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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Can you say "TROLL"?

If you were observing this nutty planet, would YOU want to make contact?

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Rainman and One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest are FAR more retarded than this film.

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Most retarded post ever

There, that's much better.

Yes, this is really me.

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It hasn't aged well, but I don't think it's particularly retarded.

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I don't know about retarded, but from the trailer it looks really STOOPID.



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