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Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodle

My seeds have started to sprout from the germination effort so its time to plant them, I could have sworn i had 4 plant pots but turns out I only had 3 and it is ill advised to have multiple seeds in one pot, something about the roots strangling each other, so I had to use a pot noodle pot. I am not even hungry atm so I pretty much had to put in boiling water to losen the noodles up so i could empty it.

So in about 7 weeks, I am either going to have about 3 or 4 gram of White widow and a gram of Monster mash, or 3 or 4 grams of white widow and 1 gram of Bombay bad boy

I am such a doody head

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

You need a grow tent for sure.

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

My friend is sorting one out for me, on the condition that I grow one plant for him every 8 weeks or so ( he will be providing his own seeds ) he cant do it in his own house because of the step children. He claims he is spending 200 - 250 pounds on the tent and fan and lights but I kinda think he is lying about the price to make it seem like a good deal for me, I think he is only spending less than 100.

Either way I am happy to grow him a plant every 8 weeks for free equipment, I just hope the electricity bill wont be too harsh.

My sister also said she will try and get me an old grow tent from her friend who grows her own but I dont think she wants a plant too lol

Who knows? I may get so good at growing that at some point I don a bald hairdo, get myself a teenage student who is clearly in his late 20s early 30s, get cancer and become the heisenberg of weed!


Growing Bad?

Breaking Bud?


I need to meet some hispanics.

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

That is about right for a grow tent. Sou ds.lime a fair deal. I have a friend that grows for people who have a medical license. It can be time consuming.

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

I have a friend that grows for people who have a medical license. It can be time consuming.

Well, I am perma unemployed so I got all the time in the world, but is it really THAT time consuming? Just gotta turn the lights on/off and water them once a day, not really that time consuming? Or does your mate have like 100 plants on the go? lol

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

He grows alot. He is legal to grow for i think 50 people.

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

oh, well then lets hope only 50 people or less get cancer moving forward the law is so fcking awkward sometimes.

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

It is for many uses here. Anxiety, chronic pain,mental health etc. I would rather people smoke than use all the pills etc.

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

My neighbor had marijuana plants growing in their backyard

They've been gone for a while now and they're selling their house

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

Could you maybe put on a balaclava and get like a zip wire and do some james bond shit over his fence and steal me some? I will send you postage money!

Lol do u live in one of the lucky states where it is legal?

I fucking hate that its not legal here and may never be, do you know how many times i have had to meet either teenagers or intimidating adults down dark alleys just to get this shit?

Out of all the drugs, it is by far the least harmful, its GOOD, it grows in the ground, god WANTED us to have it but some fat old people in ties say we cant have it, screw that!

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

I don't smoke personally yet i agree on all points. It should be legal before alcohol. Also, hemp is a good replacement for many things.

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

Exactly, people die from drink driving all the time, and not just the drunkards! innocent families. When you get REALLY drunk you could possibly get into a fight, punch a cop, choke on ur own puke in ur sleep and die, when you get too stoned you pass out on your couch after 8 bowls of cheerios after a long night of discussing Rick and Morty online…..


Any cop will tell you they would much rather deal with a bunch of stoned people than drunk people…

but no, booze is legal. I fucking hate that fact.

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

I used to have an alcohol problem and i agree with you. Stoned people are so chill too. It is legal here so no issues. It just makes me throw up lol

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

A while ago while playing Dayz we met a twitch streamer from America and hung with him for a bit, he was a big weed smoker too, he was DISGUSTED when we told him that its the norm in the UK to add tobacco with our joints

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

I haven't heard of that here. Weed smokers are pretty particular to smoking ancertain way.

Is it legal anywhere there?

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

No. But I guess the police are a bit relaxed when it comes to the smoking of it in ones own home, depends on the police officer I guess. They may even look the other way if you are growing 1 or 2 plants for personal consumption but if you are growing large quants for selling then your getting raped in the slammer

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

I really dont get whu it is illegal most places. Where it is legal they make a killing in taxing it.

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

Yes, it's legal here where I live

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

Just shove them up your ass and shine a ultraviolet light up there for a few hours a day, you should get a good crop.

Gone

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

3 or 4 grams?

Good grief.

That's like $20

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

I am honestly not good with weights or numbers or math….or pleasing a woman sexually…or a man for that matter….dogs, cats……

But luckily the people who sell me weed were my friends before they were my dealers, so they never take advantage of my dumbassness and sell me short, and If they have to give me a bit less for whatever reason they always tell me first lol

but yeah, tghis is the exact seed i brought and it came with one free ' exotic seed ' that was called monster mash, have never had that before, it looks like an old dog turd that has gone white in the sun and grew little hairs on it…Yummy?

https://www.gorilla-cannabis-seeds.co.uk/visionseeds/autoflowering/white-widow-auto.html

It says the yield is 30-50 gr/seed, so whatever that is, I hope to get it 3 times over, plus whatever the free exotic seed brings.


This is what monster mash looks like, the yield for this is 450 - 500 G/M2

https://www.exoticseed.eu/products/monster-mash

wanna calculate my potential profit for this? I'm not growing it to sell it btw this is all for consumption )

Re: Lmao, I ran out of plant pots for my 4 weed seeds, so had to use a pot noodl

There is a world of difference between 3-4 grams and 30-50. That's more like 1-2 ounces. Over here weed is usually $10-20 a gram. It's probably more over there hence why you mongos mix weed with tobacco. That's disgusting. Cheap bastards. When we were teenagers my cousin did that shit once and I shamed him into never doing it again.

Here's a link to our local pot shops menu:

https://harvestcannabisarkansas.com/menu

This is all professionally grown and they often have sales to clear out inventory while they cycle in new buds. And it's all perfectly legal.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
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