Milton Berle : Is it true…

Is it true…

...that Uncle Miltie had the biggest Johnson in Hollywood?

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I was just about to ask that, also so does Hewey Lewis!

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"Strange how the trivia section in many actresses' imdb pages (Spy mag?) has their measurements, but nothing about men's."


Spot on, Kinky Skinks!
It's not really strange (not in this world) - and God knows I am not interested in the measurements of either sex - but I am glad you noticed it..:)


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"Imagine saying about someone like Bette Davis, "wow! what a great actress she was, but flat as a door nail, the poor girl".


Imagine...?
You may not believe this, bu 5b4 t there actually ARE people who do say things like that about some of the greatest actresses.
(In fact, even some prominent film critics were not above such comments, once upon a time.)


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The columnist James Bacon said that honor belonged to someone named O.K. Freddy (13"), while Berle and Forest Tucker tied in the number two spot (12")

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Who is this OK Freddie I wonder

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Bill Simmons actually came up with a term "Milton Berle game" where a team is vastly superior to another team so they use a really simple gameplan so the next team they play can't scout them. They just pull enough out to win.





Arrested Development is cancelled but Mind of Mencia is still on the air. There is no God.

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Former Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel has an interesting anecdote on the matter:

Milton Berle took a liking to me and gravitated to me, I think because in the early 70's I had written all these jokes for Catskill comics. And I wrote jokes for a lot of the Friars Club roasts, where Uncle Millie was usually the roastmaster...and I also learned early on that he was the guy with the 2000 big dick, one of the biggest in show business. So I started writing big dick jokes about him for these Friars roasts.

Now fast-forward a few years and I'm in Milton Berle's dressing room at Saturday Night Live. He's sitting on a couch behind a coffee table and he's wearing a very short kind of bathrobe, the kind that comes down to about midthigh. And somehow I just say to him, "You know its weird that I'm here talking to you, because for years I was writing jokes about your dick." I said, "I wrote all these jokes about your cock and now I'm talking to you - I feel like there's some kind of violation or something else here."

He says to me: "You mean you never saw it?" I said, "Uh, no, I don't believe I did." Then he said, "Well, would you like to?" And before I had a chance to say, "Not really" or "Can I think about it?" or whatever, he parts his bathrobe and he just takes out this - this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I'm looking into this thing, right? I'm looking into the head of Milton Berle'a dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, "What do you think of the boy?" And I'm looking right into it and I go, "Oh it's really, really nice".

At which point Gilda (Radner) opens the door to the dressing room. It's like an I Love Lucy sketch, but this honestly happened! She opens the door to his dressing room just in time to see me looking into his dick saying "Yeah, it's really, really nice".

I tell Milton, "I'll talk to you later," closed the door, and left.


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Don Rickles was just on Leno and there was a picture of him and Milton Berle on a golf course, Leno asks Rickles "is that a golf club he is holding, I hope so" then they explained to "those to young to remember" that is was rumoured that Berle was very, very well endowed...

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nah. milton berle didn't live in hollywood. he did, however, have the biggest johnson in beverly hills.

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Berle was famous within show business for the rumored size of his penis. Phil Silvers once told a story about standing next to Berle at a urinal, glancing down, and quipping, "You'd better feed that thing 238 , or it's liable to turn on you!" In the short story 'A Beautiful Child', Truman Capote wrote Marilyn Monroe as saying: "Christ! Everybody says Milton Berle has the biggest schlong in Hollywood." At a memorial service for Berle at the New York Friars' Club, Freddie Roman solemnly announced, "On May 1st and May 2nd, his penis will be buried." Radio shock jock Howard Stern also barraged Berle with an endless array of penis questions when the comedian appeared on Stern's morning talk show on Aug 5, 1988. When fielding phone calls, Stern purposely asked his prod 5b4 ucer to only air callers whose questions dealt with Berle's penis. In his autobiography, Berle tells of a man who accosted him in a steam bath and challenged him to compare sizes, leading a bystander to remark, "go ahead, Milton, just take out enough to win". Berle attributed this line to comedian Jackie Gleason and said: "It was maybe the funniest spontaneous line I ever heard".

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goodbye

Perhaps the OP just wants to reach out for some sense of community.

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Here's an account from Alan Zweibel who wrote Berle's sketch for SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. He talks about Berle's appearance and "appearance."

http://flaglerlive.com/146/091128qt-milton-berle-big-dick/
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