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I'm thinking of killing myself

That should make all of you happy since I cannot please everyone here.

So anyone else done it?
Any tips?

I tried with my head in the oven for an hour until I realized it was an electric stove.
I may not be dead but I got one hell of a sunburned face!

I knew there was a reason for switching to a gas stove when I first moved in.

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Maybe I'll give otto erotic assfixation a try.
That way I can go out happy!
And if I don't die I will have one hell of an orgasm!
Cumming and going is the way to do it!

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Please don’t joke about matters like this. You gave me hope there for a second

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I hate guns.
I hate cars.
I don't have a gas stove.
I don't have enough pills.
I don't have anything strong enough to hold me up with a rope.
What am I to do?

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call the cops to your location then run at them with a knife

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I hate cops and I will not give them that satisfaction.
Besides, they will shoot me and I hate guns.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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call the cops to your location then run at them with a knife
OOh nice!!

He wants to end his life cos he's been trying to get Pink Giraffe's attention but she's got him on iggy!

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Nice meltie, bro!

You're just jealous of Pink Giraffe getting all the attention and you none!

GROW UP!

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Hey you dumb asshole.
I started this thread way before all this PG shit.

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Maybe so but face it: ever since PG waltzed on the scene (their words) you been jealous of her and trying to bring the attention back to ya.

Face it, old geezer: you're done!

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I'm done?
Not quite.
I wanna be done!

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