The Soapbox : I'm really, truly, seriously sorry

I have been successfully trolled today. I'm not sure if I could ever come back from this. My life is forfeit. I must now fade away into the night and never return to this wretched place.

I'm sorry everyone. I know you all thought I'd never let something get to me, and that I'm an untrollable God, but I'm afraid that's just not the case. I'm a mortal just like the rest of you.

Godspeed, my fellow filmboardians. May Nimda's love shine down on you all in this hour of darkness.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/20427792/permalink/#p20427792

You sure like using gifs. I don't think I've seen a single poster use as many gifs as you do.

Wait… there was one. His name was Bongo. There's no way you're him. You can't be him. I watched him die!

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Even more than Movie Man?

At least he uses them correctly.

I dunno what the fuck this asshole retard is suggesting with that one.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

I dunno what the fuck this asshole retard is suggesting with that one.

That's because you're fucking retarded

Pooper 1 - Rocketman 0

Huh? What do you mean? This thread isn't about Pooper. It's about Soul Venom.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Rocketman 1 - Point goes to… 0

Lol don't be. ur banter with SV is quite entertaining. when u are mean to Mon tho, i have to hate u. sorry, bro.

but who is this Pooper dude again?

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suck it.

but who is this Pooper dude again?

I don't know. They're apparently some genius troll who has beaten me and repeatedly claims that I'm on their hook (or something else that's pretty gay).

Regardless, I'm leaving, Sophie. I'm packing up my things and I'm going. Surely there is a place out there for a Rocketman like me. Somewhere more accepting of people like me.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

my money was on Orson first, but he usually doesn't have the stamina and gets bored of going after one individual poster pretty quickly. he also rarely posts gifs bc he's lazy. and Orson likes u, i'm sure.

i'd say it looks a lot like this little pitbull terrier, Snow. he seems to have a lot of time for message boards shenanigans these days, being stuck at home over the holidays in marriage hell with a woman who hates his guts and all that, but that's just a hunch.

Regardless, I'm leaving, Sophie. I'm packing up my things and I'm going. Surely there is a place out there for a Rocketman like me. Somewhere more accepting of people like me.

aw, . see u on jack's board then (which really is ur board tbh) or tomorrow back here, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!

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suck it.

You're still jealous and bitter that he rejected you.

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Relax, faggot.

that never happened.

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suck it.

No, it's the one and only Bongoman! Pooper overuses gifs and emoticons just like Bongo always did.

Can't believe it took me so long to notice. I'm usually aces at guessing who is behind an account.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

look who's back!!

as for Bongo, maybe so. idk. idc. just, carry on. here. welcome back!

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suck it.

… I never left…

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

I'm sorry, Chase. Will you ever forgive me? Could you ever forgive me?

Or should I really just be apologizing to myself?

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

It'll take some time, but I think we could overlook your getting completely and utterly owned. It's not like one could or should have expected better from you, though. Honestly, I feel it's almost as much my fault as it is yours for getting my hopes up, but I won't apologize… apologies are for the weak, Rocket.

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Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

That sounds like a no to me.

You're still talking about this?