Salma Hayek : If you say Salma Hayak is too short, old or ugly…

If you say Salma Hayak is too short, old or ugly…

1. You say shes short-
If you're taller, its almost certain you'll not look as good as her.

2. You say shes old looking-
If you're younger, its almost certain you'll b68 not look as good as her.

3. You say shes ugly-
If you are good looking its almost certain you'll not look as good as her.

I mean, like, lighten up!


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She's short, but there's nothing wrong with being short, she's beautiful, talented, and she's not old by any means, she looks like a woman in her 20s!

Some dudes marry dudes, get over it!

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If you say Salma Hayak is too short, old or ugly...

then you're just a fool!

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Considering that the average woman looks like jack-hammered *beep* by the time they are 27 I think she looks amazing.



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Saw her on Jimmy Fallon the other night: absolute gorgeousness and gorgeosity!

Her year of birth may be 1966 -- but everyone knows goddesses age differently than mortal women.




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She looks better than 99% of the women in Hollywood.

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1. You say shes short-
If you're taller, its almost certain you'll not look as good as her.
If she's considered CAUCASIAN, then she should be alot taller than she is.




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Re: If you say Salma Hayak is too short, old or ugly…

She might be guilty of being too hot...

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I always say anybody can look good at 21-22 years old but reach Selma's age and still look THIS good. Then you can talk.

Okay I get the Fassbender hype!

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I have to say, When I saw her in the Savages previews, she was looking pretty old (Which I don't really mind. Age catches up with all of us eventually.) But then I saw her in the Here Comes the Boom previews and *beep* I don't know if they put makeup on her for Savages because they wanted Blake Lively to look the best for that movie, but she looked as good as ever.

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exactly. I noticed that too, she looked pretty old in Savages. that was the first time I noticed that she is starting to look old. just wait 5 years then she'll really look old.

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"1. You say shes short-
If you're taller, its almost certain you'll not look as good as her."

-I say she's short because... she's short, lol :D But so am I (5"3)! Who says there's something wrong being short? I rather be short than tall anyway (since I'm a gal). Please explain what one's height has to do with one's looks? You said that if one thinks Salma is short (which she is), the person taller than her most likely isn't as good looking. I don't see the logic in that.

"2. You say shes old looking-
If you're younger, its almost certain you'll not look as good as her."

-By all means she doesn't look old. I think she looks great for her age. But that is in the eyes of the beholder. For example, a 12 year old most likely will say Salma looks old.

"3. You say shes ugly-
If you are good looking its almost certain you'll not look as good as her."

-Well I don't see how anyone could call her ugly! But again, that's in the eyes of the beholder/is one's opinion. When it's just an opinion, there's no right or wrong answer.

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Salma looks amazing! She has a beautiful blend of petite cuteness, exotic appeal and feminine allure accompanied by gorgeous physical assets.

I also love her facial bone structure. That jawline, chin, eyes, mouth, hair, skin. etc. I could go on, but she is a knockout!

The only thing that turns me off about her is her accent and her self-righteous tendencies. But If I can just look at her and watch her my hormones are willing to forego those other qualities.

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Just saw savages, I think she is at he beuty-peak atn, haven't been more beautifal than she is now, absolutely amazing!
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Shes great, i only doesnt understand why she married with that grandpa

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On March 9, 2007, Hayek confirmed her engagement to French billionaire and PPR CEO François-Henri Pinault as well as her pregnancy. On September 21, 2007, she gave birth to daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, California. On July 18, 2008, Hayek and Pinault announced the end of their engagement.[36] They later reconciled and were married on Valentine's Day, 2009 in Paris.[37] On April 25, 2009, they were married a second time in Venice.[38]

In July 2011, Hayek's husband was named in a paternity case. According to reports, Pinault is the father of supermodel Linda Evangelista's four-year-old son, Augustin James. He denied all allegations,[39][40] although the reports were later substantiated.

from wikipedia article on s. hayek personal life section. so, i guess because he's rich and she got herself pregnant by him, as did linda evangelista around the same time (2011 4 year old son = 2007 hook-up near same time as their engagement.) hayek claims mexican american heritage, but derives from lebanese ancestry and her parents are apparently well-off. so jerry mcguire ultimately explains this 'strange may-december romance' IMHO

karma, you know, do good things, good things happen; do bad things, bad things happen?

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If you say Salma Hayak is too short, old or ugly... you are either gay or have poor taste in women... Salma Hayek is a BEAUTIFUL GODDESS

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I'd do her anytime. She is uber hot

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if someone says any of those things they are wrong.

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anyone who calls her, or most people for that matter, 'ugly' clearly ain't looking at the big picture as when you look at ALL people from the top to the bottom most people are definitely not ugly as it's only once in a while i see someone and think, 'damn, that's ugly!'.

so anyone saying that about Hayek i would not take them seriously.


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I think most people including men are pretty homely looking.

Someone who looks like Salma.....they are lucky in my book.


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This should have read, "If you think she's short, old or ugly, you're probably just jealous that her breasts are bigger than yours."

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I used to work with a guy who, when I mentioned Salma Hayek, he said she's kind of old. That's when she was 34! He obviously isn't very bright. He was the kind of guy who would call a woman old if she was over 21.

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If you say Salma Hayak is too short, old or ugly...


There are people who think like that???

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So ultimately, whatever superficial judgment of physical appearance someone might have is implicitly invalidated by another superficial judgment of physical appearance?

/cosigned

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So basically, you're saying she is physically attractive? Agreed.

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Was. Used to be quite sexy, beautiful no but very hot. She looked very anorexic, and unrecognizable at the Globes the other day. If it wasn't for the voice I'd have never known it was her. Had a horrible hair do too. Guess her stance on anorexia was a myth.



Nothing is as it seems so I wouldn't judge by what you think you see.

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Salma Hayak too short old or ugly
*beep* that She is so *beep* hot that she would burn all your asses down. period.

Regards a not so hor but tall old Viking

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I don't know about now, but in her scene in From Dusk till Dawn she is simply the hottest and sexiest woman ever!

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If someone says Salma Hayak is ugly, they need a new eye doctor.

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too short?

who ever cared about that?

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like you would know.I like her, but I really don't like you,
1you think you are smart , you certainly not,
2 you think you know everyone on this planet, you need to get your brain checked.
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