Steve Guttenberg : I'd DO him!!

I'd DO him!!

He has one of the hottest hairy chests the 'eighties ever saw. I'd love to wake up with it right in my face!!

The Nimble, Limber One.

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HAHAHAHA! SICK!

"It's like we're looking down on Wayne's basement, but, that's not Wayne's basement!"

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I'd do him too!He's hot!

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I love that you used the words "hottest hairy chest".

I love that that statement is totally, totally true. And don't forget, he also had the sweetest little hiney in those spanking teeny-tight shorts he seemed to trot out in every movie he was ever in. As a thirteen year old girl, I don't think I quite knew how to process the obscene smallness of those shorts.

But now I look back on Cocoon, and understand. Oh yes, NOW I understand.

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Honey, if you like Stevie G. in short shorts, have I got a movie for you!

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World!

In it, you will see hot'n'hairy Dick Shawn (at age 39) in a boxer/brief red bathing suit that leaves little to the imagination--and if you look carefully during his dancing you will see a little more!!

It is so worth it, you may even want to purchase a copy!

Sadly, Mr. Shawn died in on stage in 1987. Hard to believe he would be in his early 'eighties today. He was best known to Gen-Xers and younger as the voice of Mr. Snow Miser the Rankin-Bass Christmas special, The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974). Check him out!!

The Nimble, Limber One.

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He looked great in the 80's! I think it was the boyish charm and that smile he gets on his lips when Mahoney is about pull a pranck on Lt. Harris and Mauser. That smile and the boyish face of his is so cute.

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I would knock all of you down and step on you to get to the front of the line to do him. He did look great in the 80s, and I've had a crush on him since I was a kid. I actually own "Amazon Women on the Moon" because I think he looks so hot in his short scene in the flick (I bought it used.).

And it's not just his looks. He comes off as such a sweet goober, you just know he would be much fun -- both in and out of bed.

He's really looking like a mensch these days, but I would still do him, right here, right now. I thought he was a hot DILF in the "Poseidon" remake. Horrible as it may seem, I even thought he was hot as Woody, aka Mr. Goodwood, the molestor on "Veronica Mars". I would have signed up for Woody's little league team just to give him a crack at me.

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Hell yes! I love that term 'hottest hairy chests'! I adore hot hairy chests from the eighties! Gotta love Alec Baldwin and Armand Assante for their hairy packages too =D Rock on!

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I'd easily do an 80s Steve, but I haven't seen him lately.

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Haha! Nimble-Bird and I have the exact same taste in men, having seen NB's "I'd Do Him!!" posts all over my favorite actors' sites, LOL. He's also incredibly nice for a celebrity, and though I'd have thrown down with him, I didn't make a pass. He was still gorgeous in 2006 when I worked next to him.... I'd DO HIM!!!

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Well, our list is getting long, so I guess I could have a back-up do-er report back to me with results.

"Well, for once the rich white man is in control!" C. M. Burns
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