The Watercooler : I rebuke the corona virus.

I rebuke the corona virus.

I do not consent the corona virus infecting me, my friends/family, or any animals/pets under my care. By posting this declaration, I give my warning to COVID-19 that it is strictly prohibited to infect me, infect anybody close to me, make me ill, send me or any of my loved ones into quarantine, or take any other attack against me, including but not limited to my body and/or its contents.

The health of my body is private and confidential. The violation of my privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 and the Rome statute).

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Just so y'all know this is serious, I just infected Shooter for the 3rd time this week. If you do not rebuke, in 10 minutes I will infect another.

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I have just infected Shooter for a 4th time.

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Dear Covid,
Maybe one day you will become a name like David.
It might catch on. Like Chlamydia for instance, soon that will be an acceptable girls name.
Anyway, next time you infect shooter could you perhaps give him hand gout?

No pressure.

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Honestly I'd prefer not to be anywhere near Shooter, but he keeps licking doorknobs for some reason and I can't get away.

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He's a licking doorknobs kind of a guy

Honestly if it was a choice between being quarantined with you or him, it wouldn't be a tough choice.

I've got my inhalers, how hard can this be?

"US woman funding ISIS with bitcoin gets 13 years in prison…
Too bad she was caught" said Lara "fury" Croft

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Does this mean if we don’t rebuke, you’ll just be infecting and re-infecting shitter?

Might delete the OP

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take that, COVID-19!!!



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That virus bitch doesn’t know what it has coming. #Rebuked

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*corona virus turns to look at cancer*

Corona virus: You got this one?

Cancer: Ugh. Fine! I’ll get my tumors ready. 🙄

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Still blocked this virus, so this is a W as far as I’m concerned

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Note: Coronavirus is a pandemic. All Filmboard Users must post a message like this. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you have given tacit agreement allowing you, as well as all of your loved ones, to be infected.

Is this like one of those chain letters?

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Some may call it a chain letter, I call it the Law of Universal Inattraction

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You're right. Much of it is attitude.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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I ain’t scared of no beer virus

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I wonder if Corona beer will end up changing it's name? I bet it does.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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A name change is the most expensive thing you can do in marketing. But hey, calamity tends to take over whatever names/symbols it’s associated with (ex Isis), so probably.

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I googled it and Corona says they won't change it. But if this thing hangs around long enough I bet they do. They'd be stupid to admit it now though.

Yeah, I looked up the Isis name change. Italo Suisse is a much better name anyway for chocolate. To me Isis was an Egyptian goddess anyway.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/02/28/corona-beer-addresses-names-unfortunate-similarity-to-deadly-coronavirus/

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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Yeah, that's another one.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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Damn, didn’t even know about this one

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Are you nuts? This is at least 6 months worth of free advertising. Wish my mother had named me Corona Perez. Maybe it can be my tranny name. Corona Plague, the sickest bitch in town 😎

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Ewww, no. It sounds like godawful queen name.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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In Jesus' name we pray, amen.

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Thank you, brother Joel

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Me dun wan nunna dem voodoo germs!!

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Not tuh-day, not EVAR

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Where’ve you been woman!?

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Chillin' and trying to steer clear of this damn coronavirus. Everything is on lockdown around here and I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow. Pray for meeeeeee!

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I heard your state ran out of eggs already 😩

I’m praying. Hopefully manufacturers can catch up to the speed of demand soon. This is scary!

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That and meat. People are cleaning out the meat dept as soon as they restock. The city officials are limiting packs of toilet paper to one 12 pack or 12 rolls total, because whole families are going in and clearing the entire shelves of TP, and nothing is left for anyone else.

It's crazy outchea in these streets!!

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Some people are so selfish, it infuriates me. Hope this doesn’t last for too much longer coz I’m about to lose my mind

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For real. The idiots who live next door had a party last night. A party….



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It’s bleak isn’t it?

I was told most eggs and milk are sold out by 10 am.

Then they have the early hours only available for the elders.

I’ve been buying a lot of frozen foods

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Heck yeah, it is!

One of my siblings wished me luck trying to find some groceries, because they are buying out everything as soon as it hits the shelves! This will go down in history, because most of us have never experienced anything like this before.

My freezer is full of frozen vegetables, but I need to replenish my meat supply. I have enough canned goods too, but I need the basics like milk, bread, eggs, etc. I tried to order some groceries for pick-up the other day, but the shopper abandoned the order midway through, because they were out of everything on my list!

OMG…….

Pray to whatever deity to you worship for steadfastness through this storm, because we're going to be dealing with this for a while.

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I bet your pussy isn't so private 😂

Fuck You Very Much

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My cat loves to walk around our neighborhood, Mechanic

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Well the Corona can also enter thru the anus I’m sure

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Mechanic? That is clearly me, ma’am.

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Lol

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Lol

Fuck You Very Much

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You guys all got corona now btw. This was a trap. Sorry brehs.

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WHATEVER

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Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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That’s right! No COVID shall prosper here!

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Well…. I hear that they are working on it, but



Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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Accurate representation of current events right now

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Or child for that matter *points at your barren womb*

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