Food and Drink : I hate coffee.

I despise coffee more than anything.

Hitlers feeling for the jews were warm loving thoughts compared to my hatred of coffee.

I despise coffee more than God hates sin.

I detest coffee more than socialism.

I despise coffee more than the devil hates humanity

I abhor coffee more than abortion.

I loath coffee more than Rocket, microdick, and Conman combined.

I have contempt for those who drink it because the fact that their genetic makeup causes the vile liquid to invoke pleasure in their brains is clear evidence of their genetic inferiority.

If I could remove every last trace of it from the planet with the flick of a switch I would do so without hesitation and the wails of those genetic defectives who missed it would sooth me to sleep for the rest of my life.

If you like coffee. Fuck You.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

I'm getting a you don't like coffee vibe here. I don't either.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon! 🙂 I like cashews!

Sounds like you need a cup of coffee, Mr. Morning Cranky

I will happily drown you in that cup.

After donning a gas mask to block out the bitter acrid smell of course.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

That was funny.

Me too

You have got to be the single biggest bitch on planet Earth.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Fremont Nebraska. You are welcome to come test that theory anytime. Open invitation.

3v77

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

A city, eh? Fuck am I supposed to do with the information you just gave me? Gotta get more specific than that if you really want me to show up.

Seems like you’re hoping I just show up and wander around the place all day while you’re hiding in your basement giggling to yourself like a little bitch. Plus, there’s the fact that you’re the one who wants to fight. The challenger always shows up to where the challengee wants the fight to take place.

So, with that in mind, I say you come over here to Dayton, Ohio and prove that you’re not a massive bitch. Meet me in front of the Arcade and we can figure out a good spot to duke it out from there. Oh, and no guns. Only pussies show up to a fight with a gun.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

If you show ain't gonna be no hiding. Find a hotel and post a message you are here. I will come for you.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

Nah, I think it will be you who has to show up where I’m at. That’s how this works.

Man the fuck up and cum on over.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

My invitation remains. Bitches come to me. I dont go to bitches

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

But you’re the one who issued the challenge. Look, I have no problem with fighting you, I just won’t do it unless you get your crippled ass over here to where I said it’s going to go down. I don’t know what planet you live on, but on this planet the person who challenges someone to a fight doesn’t also get to pick where the fight takes place.

I mean, honestly what’s left for me to do to prove how much of a bitch you are. You immediately challenged me to a fight, told me to show up at your town, and you’ll definitely be showing up with your “I got a little dick” gun because you know I’d beat the shit out of you. I bet your the kind of person who’d shoot a guy in the back. You’re not only a bitch, you’re also a coward. And you’re retarded. God must hate you because why else would you be such a weak cunt. Lol

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

All talk and no show. What a surprise.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

Look, dude, I actually grew up in the hood so I know how shit’s supposed to go down with these kinds of situations. If you want to fight me, you’ll have to come to my turf. You’re the one who wants to prove that you’re not a bitch.

There’s only one way for you to do that. I told you where to find me, now all you have to do is get your ass over here, big boy. I’ll be waiting.

*makes hand into shape of a gun and points it at Chode Venom*

Bang bang

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Fuck you and the slum you were raised in. I got a hole already dug for you. Chipped from the snow and frozen earth. I'm not lugging your corpse clear back from Ohio and I'm not letting the hole go to waste so your just gonna have to save me the trip.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

Spoken like a true bitch.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon! 🙂 I like cashews!

I used to hate it too, but I love it now. I don't know what changed for me to enjoy the taste

That is a tough break. I'd rather get cancer. Not sure what type of pollutants could cause that type of genetic damage. In any case you should find out. Sounds like the makings of a lawsuit.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

I drank too much vanilla iced coffee and stopped and feel tired.

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Don't hold back, now. Tell us how you really feel about coffee.

There are no words in ANY language sufficient to convey such disdain.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

I'd rather.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

Do you have a need for the stimulant side of coffee, i.e. caffeine? Do you drink beverages other than coffee that have caffeine in them? (Colas, tea, energy drinks, etc.)

I got nothing against caffeine though I am rather picky about my energy drinks. Most taste like sugary shit. For 15 years I drank No Fear almost religiously. Still esteem it as the greatest carbonated beverage mankind has ever created. When they stopped making them I turned to grape Rippits for a while before discovering mango flavored NOS. In the beginning I couldnt give a shit about the caffeine. I was young with a high metabolism and I never felt the effects anyway. Now that I'm older I do but I can still function without if needs be. In another decade who knows. But I've never been a fan of bitter anything and the noxious bitter odor of coffee is enough to curl my lip into a sneer and send me from a good mood to wanting to hurt a mutualfucka in a heartbeat.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

no fuck YOU mf

i spend $50/week on starbucks mf

u can choke on a high hard one

I get that some genetic defectives are proud of it. Some deaf people despise the hearing. Doesnt make you any less sub-human.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

I have actually never had coffee before.

I have absolutely no idea what it even tastes like.

Neither have I but I have been assured that it tastes like it smells. That is enough to tell me it is unfit.to even flush toilets with lest you end up with worse in the bowl that what you started with.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

*never tried something*

*shits on it*

you siree bob are the worst type of person

I've never eaten a rotten maggot infested skunk carcass of the side of the road either but I assure you they smell better than coffee so I'm going to call it a win-win.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

don’t knock it till u try it homie

the maggot skunk i mean

Ladies first.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

Then be gone from my life, troll!

I'm blocking you.

I accept your surrender.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

This is a beautiful post. Or maybe that’s just the coffee talking.

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Please shutup.

I don't enjoy strong coffo

But I do enjoy, double choc chip java frap with whipped cream and sprinkles, hana

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My password is password

I love coffee. I would bathe in it if I could.

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Hark! Harold the angel sings.

Mutant

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

Damn straight! I call dibs on being Archangel from X-Men.

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Hark! Harold the angel sings.

If you were to bathe in it….. I might almost be tempted to take a sip.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

you can slurp my dirty bath water any time, big boy

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My password is password

I despise coffee more than anything.

Hitlers feeling for the jews were warm loving thoughts compared to my hatred of coffee.

I despise coffee more than God hates sin.

I detest coffee more than socialism.

I despise coffee more than the devil hates humanity

I abhor coffee more than abortion.

I loath coffee more than Rocket, microdick, and Conman combined.

I have contempt for those who drink it because the fact that their genetic makeup causes the vile liquid to invoke pleasure in their brains is clear evidence of their genetic inferiority.

If I could remove every last trace of it from the planet with the flick of a switch I would do so without hesitation and the wails of those genetic defectives who missed it would sooth me to sleep for the rest of my life.

If you like coffee. Fuck You.

U r an idiot that everyone here laughs at. We laugh at u behind ur back and to ur face.

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My password is password

/. = Chickenshit

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

Soul_Venom = Chickenhawk

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My password is password