Humor : Poll: How would you Rate this 2nd Joke of mine ?

How would you Rate this 2nd Joke of mine ?

On a Scale from 1 (which is "Terrible") to 10 (which is "Great"), How would you yourself Rate this 2nd Joke of mine below ?


So this one day, there is a homeless man and he is walking through a rich and fancy neighborhood. He sees a large house at the end of it and walks to it. He steps up onto the porch and knocks on the front door but there is no answer. He then walks around to the back of the house and sees this husband and wife doing some gardening. He walks up to them and says "Excuse me, I'm sorry to intrude on your property like this but I have been homeless for the last several days and I am very hungry. Do you think I could get some food if I do a little bit of work for you ?" and the husband replies "Well I'll tell you what, you see those 3 buckets of paint over there ?" and the husband points to the end of the backyard where there are 3 buckets of paint, the homeless man nods and the husband says "I'll tell you what, if you take those buckets of paint out front and you paint my porch, I will be happy to give you something to eat after". The homeless man agrees to do it and then takes the 3 buckets of paint and walks out front. As he walks away, the wife looks at her husband and says "Honey, do you think that was a good idea ?" and the husband replies "oh yeah, he looks like a strong guy, I'm sure everything will be alright". Then about an hour later, the husband and wife are still in the backyard working on the garden when suddenly, the homeless man walks into the backyard with the 3 buckets of paint. He puts the 3 buckets down and then walks up to the husband and wife and says to them "Alright, I am finished. Can I get some food now ?" and the husband replies "Did you really finish painting my porch already ?" and the homeless man replies "Yeah I did, but that's not a Porsche, it's a BMW".


10 - Great
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9
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8
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7
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6
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5
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4
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3
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2
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1 - Terrible
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I Don't Know
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I've Heard it before
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