The Soapbox : How was your day?

In this thread, we talk about how our days went. If you didn't do anything at all today, then you need not reply or even bother reading this thread past my OP. Your life is garbage and I hope you die of AIDS.

I took my dog to the dog park. There was a babe there and I was flirting with her while her dog and my dog were chasing this squirrel around. The dogs somehow caught the squirrel and tore it to pieces. I also got the woman's number. So we all won. Hooray.



Nah, I'm kidding. I didn't get her number.

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Happiness, coming and going. I watch you look at me, watch my fever growing. I know just who I am.

Azn's causing you that much stress, eh? /joke

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Happiness, coming and going. I watch you look at me, watch my fever growing. I know just who I am.

Holy **** mother of the year winner right there!

One time on my birthday my mom a few years ago gave me an ounce of weed she "claimed" she found in a parking lot that very day, which was hilarious as she was around 70 years old and has never done drugs in her life. She never did confess where she actually got it from, but I suspect she "confiscated" it from one of my nephews who was staying with my parents at the time.

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The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

Obvious thread to brag about how a girl actually talked to you. We get it, you're cooler than us. Fuck you.

Yeah , you don’t need the stress of that right now, but if you want , you can refer me to the female escorts.

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Oh yesss…Boo 💦💦💦

Let's see your dog

I ordered a steak salad and was very disappointed in the steak. The other time I had it it was delicious. This time it was dry. Henry liked it though

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

I hate inconsistencies in food orders,if you order from the same place.

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Oh yesss…Boo 💦💦💦

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

So you did nothing today? Got it.

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Happiness, coming and going. I watch you look at me, watch my fever growing. I know just who I am.

If you must know

I helped my mom out of bed a few times, changed her night gown, gave her her medicine and put her to bed

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

You're a good daughter, Nettie.

Thank you, Zolo

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

That must be hard on your lower back, I know how exhausting that can be , my mom is doing a lot better and gets her shoulder pins out Tuesday but for 3 weeks it was very tiring taking care of my mom, you’re an amazing person Nettie.

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Oh yesss…Boo 💦💦💦

I'm glad your mom is doing better. It probably isn't doing my back much good, I have arthritis and stenosis

You're a very good son, Kirk

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Bullshit, you're in your grandparents basement all day.

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Oh yesss…Boo 💦💦💦

Wow. You correctly used the right "you're/your" both times. I'm proud of you. Not a proper use of a comma, though.

I imagine your issue isn't that I was outside so much as it was that I was hitting on/flirting with women while outside. You seem jealous that I can actually do that. I get you are incapable of communicating with women, but most people don't share your affliction. I certainly don't. I'm a real Don Juan, Kurt.

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Happiness, coming and going. I watch you look at me, watch my fever growing. I know just who I am.

😂

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Oh yesss…Boo 💦💦💦

You can laugh all you want. We all see the difference between how I talk to women and how you talk to women. There's a reason why the ladies of filmboards love me and why they all hate you. I'm everything a woman could want in a man. Dangerous but caring. Brooding but charming. Sexy but adorable. Highly intelligent but incredibly down to Earth. And I'm funny as hell.

You, on the other hand, are an ape masquerading as a man. You think flinging **** at people is funny. You're prone to throwing temper tantrums whenever you don't get the attention you feel you deserve. You also resemble a chimpanzee. I went to the zoo a few weeks ago and saw this chimpanzee that was named Kirk. It liked to fight with the other males and tried to force itself on some of the females, but was promptly rebuffed. Once rejected, it began to throw a massive temper tantrum before the zookeepers had to come in and tranquilize it with a bullet to the back of the head. I wonder if the zookeepers knew about you and named the chimp after you. Wouldn't surprise me if that's the case.

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Happiness, coming and going. I watch you look at me, watch my fever growing. I know just who I am.

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The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

I guess that’s why Pagg e….fuct you.

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Oh yesss…Boo 💦💦💦

Lol 😂😂

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Oh yesss…Boo 💦💦💦

You're crazy

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

**** you

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The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

Squirrel killer.

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#Hero

Are you just jealous he talked to a another girl?

If so, don't be because it never happened.

Keep your comments about my little brother to yourself.

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#Hero

Why do you care 🙄

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home