Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 : How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining?

How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining?

It's like how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie roll, only with more contusions and brain damage.

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

About 7. Maybe 10 for good measure. 15 if you're still breathing after that.

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

Okay cool, dribble-cup on stand-by and here we go with the first swing;

ONE!

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Ugh. Tttro.

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Fheeeee.

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Gah. Gaaaaah.

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

Lightweight.

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

None, since you probably don't have a proper brain to begin with.

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

Nailed it

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

It's not for everyone. Nothing is. Heck, there was some jerk at a Rifftrax presentation who didn't laugh, and said it was the most forced humor he'd ever heard. Can you believe it?

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Requiescat in pace Pete Postlethwaite.

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

it might be quite a lot, but don't give up! we believe in you!

imo

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

Farfumph!

....]]Brrrrsumf.

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

As many as it takes to make you happy.

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining?

Ask Negan. I'm sure he'll help you find that answer.

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

Blows? Licks? You know they have call girls now right?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining

You are a Fox plant Hafabee and you work for Fox and your Lukelovesfilm28 and a sock puppet for him, he's one of the most worthless and idiotic childish pieces of crap users ever.

You reject the fantastic and is this movie not grounded enough for you?

"Unicorn, mermaid, vampire,sorceress! No name you'd give her would surprise me i love whom i love"

Re: How many blows to the head do I need before I find this entertaining?

Fuck you, Cryptfan.

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf
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