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Looks like it's totally game over for Matt Lauer
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He should have stuck to beating off in the shower
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On TV Lauer ain't no more
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'cause he decided to treat his fellows whores
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Matt Lauer certainly had his chance
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But he couldn't keep his dick in his pants
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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Lauer has been welcomed to the Hall of Shame
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And he's only got himself to blame
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These sex scandals are currently all the rage
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Pretty soon every guy will be put in a cage
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Seems famous men are molesting several women and their ma's
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I now have my suspensions about Santa Claus
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Bonus!

Pretty soon the'll be sex-offender charges on everyone in the Dodgers
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And I'm not too sure about Mr. Rogers
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These famous sex offenders are a bunch of dumb jerks
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They should settle for hookers instead of women at work
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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I'm becoming less surprised by guys like Lauer
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Next we'll be hearing about Jerry Clower
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I'll be glad when all this sex scandal stuff is through
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Next thing you know we'll be hearing about Captain Kangaroo
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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I don't know if it'll ever really end
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As long as guys are rich enough to get away with it, they'll make the girls bend
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And sometimes other guys (Spacey).

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Trump thought rigging the election would help him win
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But now he's in deep **** thanks to Michael Flynn
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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With this scheme Putin will loose
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He'll have to compensate with drugs and booze
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Trump's days as president are coming to an end
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He'll soon be kicked to the curb by all his "friends"
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Something else 'bout that guy, Trump
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The prosecutors will grind his dick to a stump
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I'll be leaving town come tomorrow and probably won't get many chances to use the internet. I'll try to post when I can.

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Trump's presidency from the start was doomed to fail
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Hopefully come next year he'll finally wind up in jail
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Trump's presidency went down hill fast
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Hopefully, in jail he'll get ****ed in the ass
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Trump's presidency went down hill fast
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Hopefully, in jail he'll get fucked in the ass
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Star Wars is all over the place
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I wish it would get out of my face
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I mean, it's just a damn film, folks. We ain't talkin' life and death here.

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Woodyanders said... Star Wars is all over the place
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I wish it would get out of my face
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I mean, it's just a damn film, folks. We ain't talkin' life and death here.
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I can't think of anything 'Star Wars' related so I'll go with…

Fucking **** 2017
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I wish it were alive so I could punch it in the spleen
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I can't think of anything 'Star Wars' related so I'll go with…

Fucking fuck 2017
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I wish it were alive so I could punch it in the spleen
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2017 was a very harsh and nasty year
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Fuck it sans lube right in the rear
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Here's another Star Wars ditty:

Looks like the Star Wars franchise is alas here to stay
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Although I wish it would be banished to a galaxy far away
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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Woodyanders said... 2017 was a very harsh and nasty year
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Fuck it sans lube right in the rear
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Here's another Star Wars ditty:

Looks like the Star Wars franchise is alas here to stay
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Although I wish it would be banished to a galaxy far away
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I'd like to kick this year in the balls
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And drop it off Niagara Falls
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I'd like to kick this year in the balls
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And drop it off Niagara Falls
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I hope 2018 proves to be quite dull & plain
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If it's just like 2017 then I'll go insane
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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Woodyanders said... I hope 2018 proves to be quite dull & plain
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If it's just like 2017 then I'll go insane
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I'll just be honest.

New SW movies don't seem all that bad
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But if they ****ing remake them, we've all been had
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Star Wars is pretty gay
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I wonder how much the critics were paid
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The latest Star Wars is just a lot of gas
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I wanna stick a light saber right up its ass
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Today is a very sad and sucky day
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For Rick Sullivan has passed away
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The Gore Gazette was one of the great down'n'dirty alternative cinema publications back in the 1980's.

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I'm not familiar with 'The Gore Gazette'
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But the title alone makes me wet
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The Christmas season has kicked into full gear
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I wanna shove a yule log right up its rear
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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Santa Claus is a dirty old pedophile chap
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Who gets off on having kids sit on his lap
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Thanks a bunch for participating in this thread. The more the merrier.

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Everyone here seems to be in a bad mood
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We can take care of that with lots of food
That's why I'm fat as hell

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I'm spending Christmas with a five dollar ho
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Who I'm gonna slam super hard under the mistletoe
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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My girl put mistletoe in her underwear
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It got curled up in her public hair
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Christmas with a fine cheap ho is how I get my freak
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For only a hundred bucks she's mine for a whole week
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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'17 made me wish I were in a hearse
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And the future's gonna be fickin' worse
Fuckin' **** **** ****

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I can't wait until early Christmas morn
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I'm going to jerk-off to hardcore porn
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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I know an elf her name is Fran
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My dick's so large she uses both hands
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Actually, it's because she's small, but I like to think of it the other way…

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I like being an internet troll
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And stuffing rice in my dick hole
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On Christmas Eve I scored some primo ****
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So this Christmas I'm taking a massive hit
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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All I want are my two front teeth
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So I can bite the dicks off fourteen geese
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It's an old family ritual. Have no idea when it started or more impotently why.

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Christmas day for me was a total blast
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I smoked weed and got bombed off my ass
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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In another few days it's going to be 2018
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2017 can go bite and choke on my ween
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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I'm hoping 2018 will be a lot more fun
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I'm hoping for a good year for everyone
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Happy New Year, everybody!

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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Last year made me sullen and glum
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Hopefully I'll be in a coma for most of this one
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2017 can get butt slammed, suck a dick, and choke
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For New Year's Eve my car battery decided to croak
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Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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Here's another song I've been working on.

Harvey Weinstein's falling down
falling down
falling down
Harvey Weinstein's falling down
Goodbye, asshole.
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