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Guys I need major help

I’m scared I don’t want to end my life but what if I have to ??? What if there is no other escape ?? I can’t lose weight I can’t sing and my hair doesn’t grow please pray for me or something !!!

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If you are really serious about this and not bullshitting to troll then you need to call a suicide or other helpline in your area right the fuck now.

Or you need to find pros. in your area to help you with your problems and issues who can offer their support and advice.

Stop asking this board for it because you ain't gonna find it here.

This is not your family.
These are not your friends.
This is not your support network.
You need to interact with real, live people and not a msg. board if you really want to find the help you need.
Or you just need to get off your ass and to start taking actions if you want to get more out of life.

Re: Guys I need major help

I'll see what I can do but to be honest it doesn't look good for you.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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why can u not lose weight though 🤔

i get it if u can’t sing, some ppl are hopeless even with professional lessons but even the most overweight person can lose weight

what have u really been doing to try and lose weight? have u actually been putting effort in? cause i’ve seen your threads talking about doing some light exercise and then rewarding yourself with hotdogs and milkshakes etc : /

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why can u not lose weight though

Because Twinkies are delicious as fuck, mayne! Especially when consumed by the boxload.

Seriously, have you not ever tried one?

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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Re: Guys I need major help

What about all those protein shots you take in the alley behind the strip club?

Or does that fall under the category of milkshakes?

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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Lord, we gather here today to pray for Miss Miley. She has recently overcome the satanic influences of Harry Potter and once again finds herself in a battle with evil. The Devil has cursed her himself. He has cursed her with excess weight and the voice of a demon. We pray the Lord have mercy on Miss Miley! She is a beautiful soul and deserves your love! Amen.

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Those are small problems. Not worth losing sleep over

Think of women living under taliban rule
Think of civilians in syria.
Think of children born into North Korean gulags.
Those people have REAL problems. And you dont see them giving up. So you have zero excuse. Particularly given what Jesus sacrificed for you.

GIVE THANKS!

I win, conman loses and no one else even stands a chance.

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