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Fastest responder on the board

Hate to boast, but I'm by far the fastest. Sophie has a decent turn of speed, and manages to pull off some volume as well. Corwin can be pretty damn fast. Mind you, speed is often quite meaningless if the content is rubbish, but I somehow manage to be both very fast and quite cogent.


Styg used to be very good.

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WHATEVER!!…

"THAT'S SOME BAD SHIT, HARRY!".

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In other words, you have no life and plenty of time to lurk around here everyday. We get it. Boy, how we get it, professor bongo!

Well done, I guess.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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What has speed of response got to do with being here all the time? You practically live here, and you have the response time of a dead buffalo.


Dead buffalo hungry gearing up for wrathful response that completely misses the point and makes him look even dumber than before….

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Posting history says otherwise, but nice attempt at deflection, like 100% of your posts, professor bongo.

Your trolling has gotten Donna-level bad. It must be trolling, because I refuse to believe you are genuinely as stupid as you present yourself.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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Just as I predicted! You used to be good. Did all the drinks and drugs fry your little headpiece?

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Blondie was never good. In fact, he's never really ever been blond.

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He's an idiot now, but he was genuinely funny and entertaining back in the day. Not always, but often enough that I used to look forward to his posts.

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I think we he took on Sophie every bit of troll essentialism was drained out of him.

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Is it true you got fired from your little job? That would explain why you are online 24/7 raging constantly against, well, everything. Do your little fits make you feel better about a life lived so poorly doing womanly work, professor bongo?

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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Fourteen hours??? Wow, that was a lightning swift rejoinder, mister manly-worker-who-lives-online!

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Does it hurt your pride to know that real men laugh at you for doing womens work, professor bongo?

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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If you're an example of a "real man" I'm quite happy with that.

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Did you type that with dishpan hands or do you use Palmolive?

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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You know so much about these things! Are you wearing curlers right now?

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A question better posed to an unemployed teacher of the fifth grade variety, professor bongo.

Do you even remember having hair, or is that a memory that has been long buried in the sands of time?

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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You're so eager to do damage you're getting your narratives mixed up. Am I unemployed, or do I teach fifth grade? Do only women teach fifth grade, and is that loathsome employment, unworthy of "real men" such as yourself? Are women who teach fifth grade for some inexplicable reason invariably bald, as opposed to wearing greasy blond wigs, such as you do? Please get it straight. Also, speed up your rate of response, you slow sack of unemployed shit!

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Your ability to comprehend is astonishingly bad for an unemployed fifth grade teacher, but it may well explain your current status. As for the rest, let's just say replying to your nonsense isn't a priority in my life, as replying to me seems to be in yours.

Seriously, someone bragging about replying to every post quickly is about one of the stupidest things I've heard of online and shows a complete lack of self-awareness on your part. Up next: bentley debates with himself the merits of becoming a professional violinist. Whatever that means.

Any other dumb questions, professor bongo?

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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There's only one thing stupider than bragging about quick responses, and that's a slow responder who can't frame coherent sentences bragging that he doesn't care about quick responses! What's next: you get spectacularly beaten up by some female poster who has never even claimed to be an aggressive poster and you skulk in your basement for three months?

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Good grief, your constant butthurt has gotten really out of hand lately. Seems that professor bongo shit is really taking a toll on your fragile ego.

And just fyi - I would pay good money to be beaten up by the right female poster.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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The Comedian said... Good grief, your constant butthurt has gotten really out of hand lately. Seems that professor bongo shit is really taking a toll on your fragile ego.

And just fyi - I would pay good money to be beaten up by the right female poster.
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You don't have any money, you moron, and you don't have to pay. Just be yourself and you'll be beaten up by anyone who comes along, regardless of gender, physical ability, or even intelligence.

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dbentley666 said... You don't have any money, you moron, and you don't have to pay. Just be yourself and you'll be beaten up by anyone who comes along, regardless of gender, physical ability, or even intelligence.
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I doubt there's anyone on this site who makes more money than I do. Stay jealous and angry, unemployed one.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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The Comedian said... I doubt there's anyone on this site who makes more money than I do. Stay jealous and angry, unemployed one.
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I doubt there's anyone on this site who is as deluded as you are. You should move in with Steve Lake. You can pick fleas out of each other's scalps to keep your protein intake high.

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I'm either really quick, and i feel insecure about it, like people will judge me for responding so quickly lol

Ooooor it's the opposite and i feel like I'm barely keeping up! But that's usually during foops

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You shouldn't feel bad about being quick! It's a sign of intelligence. Both Horatio and Klam could be incredibly quick. I think Klam might have been the second fastest after me.

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I deliberately take six minutes every time just bc I don’t want to spoil my recipient.

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Very polite of you. Or very disciplined. I just like showing off (like Wyatt Earp outdrawing and shooting up some hick cowboy just because he can do it)

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yep on all of those. also Monica and Ben are super quick with replying especially when they're in full flow. i know what that feels like. in my case and in Monica's case, we are very emotional posters, and emotions are so immediate and fleeting so we gotta keep up with them, when they are surging ahead. it's not really sth we can control, it just makes us churn out replies after replies after replies, in outbursts of our emotions.

the sound of your racing heart

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Yes, your combination of speed and volume is quite impressive. I think it's what has made you come out on top of some quite formidable posters. People don't realize it, but speed and coherence together really demoralize the opposition. It's what makes a great troll.

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aw thanks!

it's also a flow thing. i'm not always in the mood of "gushing it all out", which i do when i'm writing 2-3 paragraphs/10 lines each in 5 minutes. (with too many typos, mind u) a torrent of all the thoughts i had in my head gushed out in one post. my head always feels so empty after such excessive typing when no thought is left anymore at the end of it.

i love it. writing is so much fun. hence, i love posting on message boards so much with such a wide audience and my texts being preserved forever. i can't always be this productive, all day every day tho. like today i feel like a drag, but i'm posting since Friday night on here, so no one should be surprised.

the sound of your racing heart

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Bents and @Sophievulva are the fastest, coherent responders. I marvel at how they can form sentences so quickly without a massive amount of typos.

I am like @Bee. I am either in a mood where I feel embarassed to respond too quickly or I feel like I can't keep up.

When I respond quickly, it's never witty. I am a slow typer/thinker.

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Penny, everyone here knows I'm a shallow bastard. Your slow posts are more meaningful, and infinitely more readable.

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I'm sure I've seen you reply quickly with witty replies before.

[humble mode] I've come up with some good one-liners quickly (within seconds) when replying to people. Even if I was usually the only one laughing at my replies, it still counts.

Sometimes it was a back-and-forth banter-type thing (for instance, exchanging puns), where the person I was replying to also replied quickly; Bentley and I have done that several times over the years, but he doesn't remember.

Years ago, I did an AMA thread about eating waffles. It was so hard keeping up with all the questions!

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I have seen you in some amazing banter situations! You are fast and clever! I should have included you!

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Aww, thanks

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Damn! I forgot about you (you're almost a GD poster now). You're definitely one of the fastest. Good quality too.

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Thanks! I'm GD, but I'm still TWD. I go both ways.

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Slut.

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I'm a slutton for punishment.

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I just looked up this phrase out of curiosity, and "Sluttin' for Punishment" is the title of a real porn movie!

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It was during our banter (when I was using my Bentley parody account) that I came up with the "connoisseur of the angry written word" line, which you later thought was your own quote.

Actually, I just found the thread, and that was my first reply in the thread: "I'm no instigatour! I just happen to be a connoisseur of the angry written word! The passion is so enticing! Mmmm!"

Then later in the conversation, you said, "Hey, what kind of voice d'you have? I'm curious. American accent?" I replied, "What an odd question! Such fervent probing! Next you'll ask to do a prostate exam!"

You replied, "I may be in love. 'Connoisseur of the angry written word' out-narcississed my inherent narcissism."

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That was the only time in my life I mistook someone else's prose for my own. Splendid job!

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Thanks! Maybe you won't forget me the next time you start a "best imitation prose" or "best Bentley" thread.

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Christina!

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Hate to boast



I'm by far the fastest

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Well, you're half right.
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