The Soapbox : FILMBOARDS BREAKING SOCK NEWS: FFS (He Cant) admits to being Ulysses

well well well, isn't that nefarious?

https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/20120575/permalink/#p20120575

fucking asshat has me blocked so he won't ever read this post. but i have to say that with every passing day i hate him more. why did he even come here? i wish he'd leave and never come back. i wouldnt shed one tear.

and YES i'm gonna say it, he's also fat. i'm serious, he is, sorry, that's my opinion and it's what i saw, a fat pastry white torso. y'all were just trippin in that pic thread, like lovesick teenagers fawning over that weirdly disproportionate looking manlet.

gosh i hate him so fucking much right now.

on a second thought, he might be quite alright. 😇🙏💗

There is undeniable chemistry between you two. I believe you may have found true love with ffs, ffs. Don’t let it go to waste.

Pursue him with fervent zeal. Never stop pming him. Reply to every post he makes. This is the only way to build a true and lasting ❤️

💦

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Good luck.

but lets not go overboard with our feelings here just yet. time will tell. i appreciate u giving me this catalog of advice tho. are these taken from the "He_Cant_Be_Dated Playbook", perhaps? asking for a friend.

Yes. The cheat sheet to love. Give in.

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Good luck.

Salient post.

salient comment.

First of all, who?

and second of all, who?

Heh.

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Dendrolagus ursinus

Looks like I've missed some serious gold.

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R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

i'm sorry about this post. i was venting and got really angry in the course of writing this post and then just got carried away towards the end. lol

since we are cool now, i have no reason to be angry anymore.

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R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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I'll be monitoring you in private 💦💦💦

Seeing everyone get along warms this cold, stale heart.

Lol

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I'll be monitoring you in private 💦💦💦

FFS is the hottest poster in the board right now. He took your title, Sophie. 😝

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Administrator
"filmboards is a bold experiment in free speech and anarchy"
I GameBoy

Pffftt. u only find him the hottest poster bc u are gay, Gameboy and want his dick.


i'm still hottest poster on the board for the straight people and the hot lesbians. now try to take that from me bc u can't since i'm Queen Sophie of Filmboards for life. ask nimda. he appointed me.

this is a shot of me and nimda pampering me every day:






u and He Cant can compete with that? i highly doubt it, but u fools can always try.

Sophie, that ass is much too tan to be a German ass. I wasn't born yesterday.

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Administrator
"filmboards is a bold experiment in free speech and anarchy"
I GameBoy

u fool! i've got a tanned ass since 2018, thanks to climate change, a change i approve of. 👍

this is me. ask nimda. i'm forever his Queen. 💅💄💋👙🌺

Oh, I see, there are palm trees in Bavaria now?

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Administrator
"filmboards is a bold experiment in free speech and anarchy"
I GameBoy

i'm sure there are a couple of palm trees in Bavaria, yes. i don't see why there shouldnt be any palm trees in Bavaria. palm trees don't need much to live. we have some here in Berlin, too, imagine that.

Sophie, FFS is a great guy. Now I'm sure you have a much nicer butt. I mean, no disrespect to him, but he's probably got a fat white ass. Lol. I'm not after his ass.

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Administrator
"filmboards is a bold experiment in free speech and anarchy"
I GameBoy

sure.

Okay, I deleted the last line. I went too far.

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Administrator
"filmboards is a bold experiment in free speech and anarchy"
I GameBoy

Get some sleep idiot.

who are u dumbass

Well it’s not me.

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Good luck.

go to bed, Itty. 🙄

👎🏾

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I'll be monitoring you in private 💦💦💦

I'm furious! Please don't use my photos without my permission again. 😉

OMG!

She has the gift of fire. You see that right?

I'm honestly really worried about her right now.

Me too cuz I'm feeling like Steve Lake right now. When Sophie burns out, we have nobody else to take her shift. Cheeky might have some fire though. I've been monitoring her. I see her fire kindle.

My luscious, firm ass is globally patented! I'll forgive you this one time.

Also, I know it's weird, but he looks NOTHING like his pictures or videos.

Literally the first thing I ever said to him was, "You're so thin!"

He angles everything all wrong on purpose.

We've all heard of catfishing. This guy is a dogbird.

You wouldnt even think it's the same person.

i believe u!

i was just messing here

Also, I know it's weird, but he looks NOTHING like his pictures or videos.

Yes I do. I'm exceptionally photogenic and the camera on my phone never gives me a giant, distorted head.

Literally the first thing I ever said to him was, "You're so thin!"

Yes, but I'm hardly thin. Maybe by American standards, I guess. Which I am, obviously. An American, that is. I am obviously an American.

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light…

He angles everything all wrong on purpose.

It's not on purpose, I just don't know what I'm doing. I'm not an attention whore from generation "Look at Me" like Sophie.

We've all heard of catfishing. This guy is a dogbird.

I had to Google that.

Thanks for the compliment, but now Gameboy is going to start trying to recruit me for the Gay Community.

You'd think he'd be happy that he'd converted Vlad already, but no.

You wouldnt even think it's the same person.

Sounds like whoever I paid to meet you was worth every dollar.

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R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

I always think of Jack Dee when I see you.

Lol

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I'll be monitoring you in private 💦💦💦

I want to meet you, Dazed, just because I'm so mad that you think I look like that! Give me your address. I have a canoe, so I don't give a fuck about the Atlantic (I'm American, and that's the ocean that separates us).

I'm so fucking triggered right now.

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R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

Well I like Jack Dee so it was a compliment. Didn't your Welsh Granny always tell you that it's personality that counts? Why are you being such an attention whore anyway?

Pfft, you ain't getting my address…also check PMs.

I'm not an attention whore. I didn't start this thread!

I only posted my picture because I was mortified to think that Filmboards posters, the creme de la creme of internet life, might believe Monicah and think I was fat.

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R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

Incidentally there is a mosquito or something following you found posting "Lol", did you know?

Zzzzzzz

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Gone

He thinks he can endear himself to me by kissing my ass. Sooner or later though, I'm going to need to take a crap. I hope he's ready.

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R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

Bullshit!

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