Best and Worst : Every major movie release in theaters i've seen in 2022 ranked

Every major movie release in theaters i've seen in 2022 ranked

in reverse order

10. Scream 1/10
9. The Northman 2/10
8. Uncharted 2/10
7. Jurassic World Dominion 4/10
6. Death on the Nile 5/10
5. Morbius 7/10
4. Ambulance 8/10
3. The Batman 8/10
2. Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness 9/10
1. Top Gun Maverick 10/10


next up: Thor Love & Thunder

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I have to see Top Gun.

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I am sure this list will make headline news everywhere as soon as they see it.

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Northman was kinda shitty, wasn't it? Weird, pointless movie. Nothing happens.

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Scream was terrible, didn't like the Batman, keen to see the Northman but interesting you didn't like it.

Can't wait to see Top Gun

What didn't you like about the Northman? Is it schlocky, Viking, derivative pish?

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Northman had the flattest characters I've ever seen, the pacing of the movie was horrible, too many climaxes, every time it found momentum and built toward anything it reset and went nowhere without delivering. They would've been better off doing away with the artsy mystical nonsense and made it into a mindless action flick a la 300. How many times do we need to cut away to berserkers barking like dogs and ritual chanting around a campfire? I can't remember a single line of dialogue. Not sure it had any, just oaths of vengeance.

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My cousin enjoyed it in his review



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I feel as though he's reviewing the trailer. I really wanted to like it, and truth be told it needed to do very little to meet expectations. It's high time we accept the last truly remarkable film we'll be blessed with is Prometheus.

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Northman was like watching videogame cutscenes for 2 hours, the plot was terrible, the pacing worse, and the acting atrocious.

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Have you seen the last kingdom?

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I'm proud to say I haven't seen any of those and don't intend to. Until Hollyweird, and art in general, remembers that it is supposed to be telling us the truth, I'll save my money.

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lol

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lmao

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Hollyweird

Utterly savage.

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Oh fuck yes.

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U rated The Batman way too high.

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No I didn't. I rated it exactly what my opinion of it allows. You telling me my opinion is invalid based on how you feel about it is complete nonsense.

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Re: Every major movie release in theaters i've seen in 2022 ranked

Scream - didn't see/10
The Northman - 6/10
Uncharted - didn't see/10
Jurassic Park Six - didn't see/10
Death on the Nile - didn't see/10
Morbius - 9/10
Ambulance - didn't see/10
The Batman - 5/10
Doctor Faggot - 2/10
Top Gun Maverick - 10/10
Thor Four - did not finish
Prey - pretty gay
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