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Does Tucker Carlson masturbate to M&Ms?



He's a little too personally invested in this.

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I don't know where to begin with this one!



Still… Bugs Bunny when he dresses up as a girl bunny

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

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I don't pay attention to them and don't care.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Why the hell isn’t there a WHITE M&M?

FACT.

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There is, but they’re only sold in their own separate bags. U think a proud White M&M is gonna want to be mixed up with all those M&Ms of color?

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That’s fucked up my son.

FACT.

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Ya know, I was wondering why I saw a little tiny noose in there and a really cute little hood with eye holes cut out.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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The MMM

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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ROTFLMFAO! 🤣🤪That was seriously funny.

I didn't know Tucker could tell jokes?

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Who doesn't?

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And Vladimir Putin

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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He has a point!

Monster, how should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window.

No.

No, he's just pointing out more stupid woke bullshit, Bubba. Odd that you should see this, and immediately think about masturbation. Most people would not make that bizarre connection.

What does this say about you? Sounds like you're sexually frustrated. You should get a girlfriend, or a boyfriend if that's what floats your boat.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.
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