The Wonder Years : Describe chapter 1 of your wonder years (age 12) in the same format as Kevin.

Describe chapter 1 of your wonder years (age 12) in the same format as Kevin.

Copy and paste Daniel Stern's five-sentence opening narration to the pilot episode, and replace it with an athlete's accomplishments, a TV show that premiered, and your school transitions that September. This should be fun.

1968. I was 12 years old. A lot happened that year. Denny McLain won 31 games, "The Mod Squad" hit the air, and I graduated from Hillcrest Elementary and entered Junior High School. But we'll get to that.

My wonder years:
1991. I was 12 years old. A lot happened that year. Darryl Strawberry had 280 lifetime homers, "Home Improvement" hit the air, and I finished my sixth-grade year at I.S. 144 and entered seventh grade. But we'll get to that.

Re: Describe chapter 1 of your wonder years (age 12) in the same format as Kevin

It was 2019. I was 12 years old. Memories a little foggy, drugs and alcohol will do that to ya. Glad im not allowed alcohol here in the juvenile prison. But we'll get to that later.

*sound of prison bar door slamming shut followed by the Wonder Years theme song*

😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🐱

Re: Describe chapter 1 of your wonder years (age 12) in the same format as Kevin



suck it.

Re: Describe chapter 1 of your wonder years (age 12) in the same format as Kevin

OMG that is gold!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Re: Describe chapter 1 of your wonder years (age 12) in the same format as Kevin

This officially tops the “Saturday Night Live” sketch where Flavor Flav (Kenan Thompson) narrated the end of the pilot episode of where Kevin and Winnie were sitting on the boulder in the woods:

“Give her your coat! Give her your coat! Give her your coat!”
*Kevin takes off his NY Jets coat and puts it on Winnie*
“Yeeeaaah, boooooooyyyyyy!!”

Re: Describe chapter 1 of your wonder years (age 12) in the same format as Kevin

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