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Getting dissociative identity disorder aka multiple personalities mixed up with Schizophrenia.

Parodies of Jason Voorhees where someone with a hockey mask has a chainsaw. You're mixing up frnachises, ****brain.

Also, kinda unrelated, but did anyone else think Freddy's sweater was black and red because of the lighting? When I found out, maybe around 9 or 10 years old that the black was green, I was like whaaaat…

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1. true but since 0.000000001% of the audience even knows the difference, not a real biggie to me.

2. my peev is when montreal or other canadian urban environs stand in for ny, boston, chicago, seattle.

3. character getting shot at close range and not only surviving but continuing on fighting, running, driving.

4. children placed gratuitously in danger

5. womjep= women in jeopardy

6. husband and wife with one vehicle and the guy always drives?

7. snarky, smartassed kids backtalking to adults, teachers, authority figures

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3. character getting shot at close range and not only surviving but continuing on fighting, running, driving.

This is a good one.
Yeah, they continue on as if it is no more painful than a mosquito bite.

Also:
When their pistol can hold 1,000 rounds and they don't have to reload.

Bad guys fire at them with a machine gun kicking up dust while they dodge every single bullet and shrapnel.

They take out the bad guy with a single shot and never misses.

The good guy is somehow better at fighting, driving, shooting etc. even though a bad guy or his henchmen also have skills or might be better trained.

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Don't forget getting knifed in the shower, although I'm actually not annoyed by any homage to Hitchcock's Psycho. giveup.gif

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When characters use sewer and storm drain interchangeably. 99% of the time those are two entirely separate systems. Pennywise did not live in the sewers. Nobody was flushing their **** on him.

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Dr. Frankenstein's monster is not called Frankenstein.

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I know he's unnamed, and the closest thing to a name is Adam, but this doesn't bother me as much because the monster is the doctor's creation, much like a child. A child would have his father's last name.

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Mixing Jason with Leatherface bothers you, but Mary Shelley can go **** herself? sigh.gif

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Yeah, because technically, the monster is A Frankenstein. Sort of.

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In Halloween 4 & 5, Jamie should've been called Michael.

And Jason should've been called Mommy.

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That's retarded. Frankenstein is a last name. Mommy or Michael are not.

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Dr. Frankenstein is not a blood relation to the Monster. dum dum

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Doesn't matter. Family isn't just who's blood related.

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Family isn't just who's blood related.


Right, it's all about sharing the same name. eyes.gif

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When a character says to another, "You look like ****."
Since when does anyone say this to anyone else IRL?
Fortunately this stupid catchphrase is not around as it used to be.

An arm or other limb gets cut off and somehow they can survive it without bleeding to death with no first aid.

If it's an action movie there will be a straight couple who work together and they both just happen to be single and available and attracted to each other.
If they are divorced they will end up back together because the man helped his ex wife and now she wants him back forgetting the **** he did to her that made her leave him in the first place.

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When a character says to another, "You look like ****."
Since when does anyone say this to anyone else IRL?
Tell me you're a man who has no friends without actually telling me you're a man who has no friends.

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When people rip out IVs in hospital scenes!! Ugh, I hate it so much.

When the wife is just the person that’s there to make the man look smarter.

People eating like two bites of food when there's a whole table full of it (then leaving the house or restaurant)

Characters who are immune to dying because of plot armor.

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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That reminds me of how I hate sex scenes with an obvious blanket between them… ir like after sex, the woman is covering ger breasts like she's shy of showing them around the man she just slept with. Like just don't have the sex scene or do something different.

Why does the IV thing bother you? The unrealistic nature or it makes you wince?

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**** you, virgin

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When the wife is just the person that’s there to make the man look smarter.
Which film is this?

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Is there any mobie aside from Terminator where that last one happens?
I love the first one more than T2.

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Terminator 2 was a crowning achievement for James Cameron and modern cinema.

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It was a fun action film, but it's not as good as the atmospheric, tense first film.

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It is superiour to the the first installment in almost every aspect of cinema.

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How so?
It's a bit more shallow. The first Terminator, despite Kyle saying no fate but what you make, is a closed loop. T2 kind of complicates it. How is Kyle sent back if the war with the machines doesn't happen?

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I find myself in the odd position of being aligned with Fugazi on this one…

So yeah, how so? Terminator is by far the better movie. Apart from the special effects, what's so superior about T2, in your opinion?

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fugs pls

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3. At the end of every courtroom drama, everyone jumps up and starts cheering after the jury finds the defendant “not guilty”.

Watch the excellent courtroom drama The Verdict where they do not do this when the plaintiff rightfully wins the lawsuit.

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Political correctness.

When a person is killed and suddenly gets back up and is back to new.

When people can jump from on rooftop to another and fall from tall buildings and walk away without a scratch.

When a movie doesn't end so that a sequel can be made.

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Hiya Warren wave.gif

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Just Red Shirts or the villian bleeds to death.
For the main good guy they are mutants who have the healing powers of Wolverine or Deadpool since their bleeding doesn't happen or automatically stops when they get shot or stabbed.

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