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Funny memories from the Sandbox/Watercooler

My absolute favorite memory of IMDb was when that girl faked her own death in a car crash to avoid having to talk to that poor guy who was in love with her.

I can't remember the names of all of the people involved, but the aftermath of the whole episode was some of the funniest stuff I've ever read on here.

Also, I really enjoyed anything written or contributed by Justin Spurlin.

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Chortle.

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Guffaw.

ZeWhiteRockSalesman?

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Never heard of her!

(Previously posted under alternate account and then deleted for old time's sake!).

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THEY ON IGHNOR MUST HAV REPLEID!

ZeWhiteRockSalesman?

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Listen, pal.

I didn't spend six years of my life (man and boy) training to be the voice of Snarf from TV's Thundercats in order to be disrespected like this!

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Sprigs of fresh mint shall be sacrificed for this outrage!

ZeWhiteRockSalesman?

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We've been doing this for almost 12 years and I still know absolutely nothing about you.

Apart from the fact that I finally figured out we're not the same person, can you tell me one real, true fact about yourself after all this time?

I'll tell you this. My real name is not actually Sergio, Dave, Kevvy, Warren, Zack/h, Laura, Col Needham, or Jesus Christ.

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OMFG, are you kidding me? You are kevvy? You've watched me beg everyone to tell me who kevvy is and it was you all along? YOU DICK. I don't know why I expected anything more out of you, but OMFG.

Also, I you.

Your port in my heavy storms harbors the blackest thoughts...

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Nope. Not me.

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It must have been the other guy.

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It doesn't even matter anymore. Nothing does. I don't know who you are anymore. I knew coming back here was a mistake!

Your port in my heavy storms harbors the blackest thoughts...

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Saraaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fade to Black*

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Okay, I admit it!

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I knew it! You called me a lesbian so many times.

Did IDOJ make you confess? I have been bugging the crap out of her and sc_star about it.

Your port in my heavy storms harbors the blackest thoughts...

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I just want to apologize on behalf of me and Kevvy enterprises inc.

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Apology accepted because you make me laugh so much and kevvy was one of my favorite characters.

Your port in my heavy storms harbors the blackest thoughts...

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My real name's not Shirley.

ZeWhiteRockSalesman?

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I knew it!

You know, I think I always knew it too.

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Oh and mine would be when that girl Keni fell off her horse and got hip cancer.

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Is she the one who would write all her posts in an over-the-top Southern drawl?

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It shor' is pardnah!

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HA! NotAnotherAnthem? I can't remember the name of the boy.

You may have loved stuff written by Justin Spurlin but I would give anything to hear a poem by Pups R Us again.

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Oh god, I used to get pups poems! I had totally forgotten about that.

Your port in my heavy storms harbors the blackest thoughts...

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Was the boy she scammed named endymion or something? Or am I thinking of someone else?

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Endymion86...or eighty-something. I don't think he liked me very much. One of the last things he said to me was, when I was asking for career advice so I'd have a better idea what to major in, he told me I should move to Amsterdam because prostitution was legal there.

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Truly epic.


I'm old not dead.

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Oh yeah, Not Another something or other, wasn't it?

My all-time favorite post was when someone replied in anger with "Fear my raft!"

And when kevvy called everyone sad fridge magnets. Oh, kevvy, please come back.

Your port in my heavy storms harbors the blackest thoughts...

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Yes!!! He had the best insults. I think another one was "you run around here like a little junkyard dog".

What happened to ZICRON? I can't even remember what happened with him. I just remember the name.

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He told me once that I probably hung out in brothels.

I remember Zicronies but I don't know what for.

Your port in my heavy storms harbors the blackest thoughts...

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ZICRON is now our president.

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I went in my photobucket account the other day and have a picture of ZICRON I had saved to laugh at.

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I can't even remember his photos! Who was that person who sent nude photos? TeddyRuxpin?

It's hard to remember anything. When I met Amy and Kev in real life I forgot their usernames, I forgot Vijays even.

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What was Vijay's?! Wow I'll realize how obvious it was when you tell me. Tell me the starting letters.

I'll find the ZICRON photo on my computer tomorrow and figure out how to post it. Phone is hard.

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pro

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Oh no. I fail.

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proantagonist187

















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Crap!

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Do you remember a user known as Muscle_Man_Zack? Pretending to be the boyfriend of another user named Miss_Laura?

If you do, well, that was not one of my alternative accounts. No, sir.

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I remember these names but not the context!

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Miss Laura's enormous chin?

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Yes!

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It was the girl Vijay liked before me.

I wish I could go back and fight with Zach again. That was a fun one.

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That is a total weird memory recall there, yes. I was telling Ryan some things people were posting and he just said "you were a lot more involved with everything there than I was." Understatement.

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Vijay remembers nothing and DGAF.

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I remember IDOJ and Scully from the LOST board. So many fun people/romances there too. I met people from different time zones and lost SO much sleep back in the day. Some of the posters were just kids whose parents would probably have had a fit, if they'd known some of the stuff their kids were revealing about themselves.



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Romances?!?!?!?!? IMDb is a freaking brothel.

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Remember the married lady that maybe left her husband and baby for a 17 year old that worked at McDonald's?

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Sounds like a plan to me. Babies are annoying.

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There's no room for a kid in the McDonald's lifestyle. Freewheeling, 1000 Island mixing, hash brown party lifestyle.
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