The Big Bang Theory : Sheldon's bathroom schedule!

That's right folks! Nothing more fun and exciting, not to mention VERY scientific! Let's talk about:

The How
The Who
The What
Hopefully, we already know The Where
And especially, The WHY???

I am the word police.

Now I know why you wanted me in on this. I figured you were going to ask about dickies.

So in reference to the aforementioned bathroom schedule:

How: You mean how did he make his schedule or how does he go potty? These are two entirely different sets of answers. I will need clarification.

Who: Anyone going potty in the Sheldonian domicile. Wait, does this mean he had to make a new schedule when he moved in with Amy? I bet so!

What: Umm, it refers to going potty. And perhaps other uses of the bathroom like showers and general grooming. I'm not sure what all it covers, but knowing Sheldon, it covers everything bathroom-related. Well, except barfing. You can't schedule that.

Where: The latrine.

Why: Because it's hard for two people to sit on the toilet at the same time. He and Amy should consider this, though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgoUB80ld5U&t=18

That means love toilet. I couldn't find a version in English.

I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

Well, it was a new contract. Sheldon is more than likely on the same schedule. Amy adapts to him. The contract likely covers everything bathroom-related.

But I wonder if he's still strangely putting the "urine cup" in the kitchen. And why would he do that?

The only thing I've ever wondered is what happened with Sheldon when Leonard had to use the bathroom due to a case of 'digestive issues'? He went ballistic when Penny touched his food; how the hell does he handle someone else dropping anchor in his bathroom?


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