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Names for a bathroom. Ranked. In order.

Most foul
1. Loo
2. The toilet
3. Bathroom
4. Water closet
5. Restroom
6. Lavatory

Most nonsensical
1. Loo
2. Water closet
3. Lavatory
4. The toilet
5. Bathroom
6. Restroom

Most likely to be said at a dinner party
1. Restroom
2. Water closet
3. Bathroom
4. Loo
5. The toilet
6. Lavatory

I hope this settles any bathroom related discussions you might be having at the moment.


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I always say "little boy's room."

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Even at a dinner party?

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At dinner parties I just walk out, with a constrained look on my face. Unless they've served hot Thai or Vietnamese. Then I leave at a dead run.

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Crapper, in honor of Thomas Crapper's ingenuity.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper

It's coincidental* that he chose to invent toilet features given his name. The word crap predated him.

* I wrote ironic at first. The opposite of that.

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Oh really? I thought "crap" came because of Thomas Crapper. That is a coincidence.

Also, Little Known Fact: S H I T stands for Ship High in Transit and refers to transporting manure in ships. When it was in the lower docks, the moisture made the crap release large amounts of methane (?) which was flammable and ships were seen on fire down the river. So whenever a crate of manure came, they would ship it higher, in the drier levels.

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Are you sure?

*beep* (Lol. The Wikipedia article about that word is supposed to be here.)

It sounds like a wise tactic for transporting manure, though.

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wrong. The word is an old one, from at least Middle English.

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Etymology Ettack! The fight is on! I know that *beep* comes from Fearless Uncle Charlie's Kettle. In the old days, my Uncle Charlie used to fornicate with his kettle, because Aunt Gladys wasn't giving him any.

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They had wooden ships with sails back in Middle English, right?

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Pisser

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missing:

washroom
the john
the head

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Shythouse. You can't say, for instance, "she was built like a Georgia restroom." Sounds silly.

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^ This. My Dad always called it the shyt house.

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John

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I forgot 'hit the head' too

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I always just say "I'm going to the little girl's room." And then I do! lol!

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Ahahahaha! You sound like Mange!

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Confession: I am Mange's sock.

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Water closet? I've never heard that. If someone said that at my dinner party I would tell them to leave.

Powder room

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I'd point them to the fridge. Or maybe a gay goldfish might say: "I've come out of the water closet after years of torment."

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It's British. Ever hear of Britain?

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I think she's sulking. Her comeback will be vicious and terrible.

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I already have bandages ready for my injuries.

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I was sulking and I could only think of lame comebacks.


Possible comebacks:
"No. Because I speak merican."
"Have you ever heard of my fist?"
"Isn't it north of me or blow me?"
"You've heard of Britain, homo."
"Your mom's heard of Britain."
"Your face."

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Use 'em all! He won't know what hit him. Great bully, he is!

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Now I feel bad.

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Like as bad as when you called me totes fat, or closer to when you made fun of me for getting loose and lose confused?

Please rank the guilt you've felt for the various bullying you've subjected me to.

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No, bad like I'm holding your head and you're flailing punches at me.

Bullying of Bee that I feel most guilty about
1. "totes fat" - It's a funny combination of words. But I just found a thread in Echelon, it's called "I called Belle totes fat once and she got for realsy mad at me."
2. Getting loose and lose confused - I don't remember this one.

Those are the only two times I have bullied you.

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noyou bullied her all the time because youre a horrible person!



team pete sucks and i hope he dies

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No, that doesn't sound like me. You are mistaken.

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your face is mistaken!!



team pete sucks and i hope he dies

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Slllllly!!!

Thank you! He's so mean

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i know! you dont have to fight him alone though! i got your back!



team pete sucks and i hope he dies

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As if!!! You bullied me all the time. Everyone called it me getting horatioed. Your bullying became a verb!

the thread you made about how stupid my hair was.

After Sarah Silverman was on the talking dead you made a thread asking why I guessed stared on there.

You pretended to be my friend and then went back and edited all of your posts.

That's just the things I haven't blocked out.


But I just found a thread in Echelon, it's called "I called Belle totes fat once and she got for realsy mad at me."


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Hearsay.

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she speaks the truth! i remember that stuff! you're such a meanie-head!!



team pete sucks and i hope he dies

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We might as well give up. He'll nerved admit to his wrong doings and he's the one with all the infounless I can break into echelon*zips up raccoon suit*

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We might as well give up. He'll nerved admit to his wrong doings and he's the one with all the infounless I can break into echelon*zips up raccoon suit*


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You said that my voice probably sounded like farts.

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Farts

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The only way you would ever get any info from Echelon is if you sell your body to make enough money to hire a professional hacker to hack into my server.

So if you ever start posting stuff from Echelon, then we'll all know that's what you did.

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Or maybe I've been columboing you people all along and am actually a master hacker!

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The only thing I really feel guilty about was when you were feeding us info on Courtney. Sawwy.

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when you outed me to courtney, that was the only time ive been truly angry with you.


team pete sucks and i hope he dies

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Yeah, I thought the guy was psycho he was psycho so I felt a little justified at the moment, but then I realized you were sincere about trying to understand him. So, again, I'm sorry.

There. I did it. I cleared my conscience of all my board related guilt. There is nothing else to apologize for to anyone.


Oh wait, I also helped to pile on spec during the great spec/ribbit fallout. And I did it from behind the scenes. I felt like a slime ball for doing that. Sorry, spec.


There. Now I'm 100% free.

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you have nothing left to apologize for ??

.except for all the horrible things youve said to belle!


*edit* not going to try the quote again because my computer is being stupid


team pete sucks and i hope he dies

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Huh? Didn't Bentley say that in another thread???? Apologize. Immediately. Assuage your guilt.

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