The Walking Dead : Bentley is Canadian

» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 09:28 AM) Reply |

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I don't play golf.

You know that Urban Meyer is the Ohio State football coach, right?

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 09:36 AM) Reply |

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He doesn't make hot dogs???

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 09:44 AM) Reply |

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You're thinking of his father, Oscar.

Urban cranked out something full of disgusting parts in their recent loss to Clemson. 31-0.

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 09:48 AM) Reply |

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I actually knew who he was, but I don't follow it at all.

some fight there you got into btw with MoB. what happened?

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 09:54 AM) Reply |

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It started here:
http://www.imdb.com/board/11520211/board/nest/265997305?p=3&d=266022093#266022093

I actually feel bad if she's being harassed by men in real life. Of course, she pulled that out later instead of leading with it.

I'm just messing around. She seems to like conflict from what I've observed.

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 10:23 AM) Reply |

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you need to put even more love in your heart, just like I have in my pic here.

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 10:25 AM) Reply |

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I noticed that he made Ivanka Trump swoon the other day.

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 10:26 AM) Reply |

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yes I, I mean he, did.

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Twizlee

» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:41 PM) Send PM | Reply |

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You are pretty good at this. I might offer you a job.

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TheKlam

» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:44 PM) Reply |

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This is getting creepy. Let the man have his privacy. I regret all of my sleuthing to sniff him out. I understand getting caught up in the fervor but if you find him for real and end up doxing him you're going to be deeply disappointed in yourself.

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» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:47 PM) Reply |

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I don't want to dox him.

I'll assume for now that VHS is correct that he's Canadian.

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» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:47 PM) Reply |

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She speaks truth. Also, the lovely mystique that surrounds the legendary Bentley will be quite dissipated, and you'll be left with the prosaic details of just another loser's life. I'm actually doing you a huge favour by keeping you guessing. You can build up your own myths about me, and fantasy is always more satisfying than truth.

God, I'm deep!

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TheKlam

» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:48 PM) Reply |

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This is true. You kept telling me this and it finally clicked. They'd have that momentary climactic relief and then just deep disappointment. No one can live up to that hype.

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» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:30 PM) Reply |

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That has been confirmed by secret agent Klam, who confronted him in his office and forced the poor man to recite the whole of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (to ascertain whether he could reproduce the subtle rhythms of Bentleyspeak).

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IHateIMDbForReals

» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:40 PM) Reply |

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Office Hours: Tuesday 1-2 pm and Thursday 1-3 pm

If anyone can confirm Bentley is off the boards during this time then it's obvious.

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» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:43 PM) Reply |

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Why can't I post from my office?

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IHateIMDbForReals

» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:51 PM) Reply |

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Well least active then. You'd only be there an hour and have to do something and I've seen your ramblings. No way would you have time.

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» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:54 PM) Reply |

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I type rapidly, while pretending to listen to the sorry ramblings of my students and colleagues. I sometimes watch porn, especially when the Chair is droning on about "saving the humanities."

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 06:11 AM) Reply |

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LOL, Bents! Mr. Penny is dep't head and gave a big speech about saving humanities a couple years ago. It'd be funny (and sad) if everyone was just watching porn instead of listening.

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 06:20 AM) Reply |

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Oh, his speech was lovely! I turned off White Chicks Take Huge Black Dicks Up the Ass: Part 6 and listened to the whole speech. Your hubby is a mesmerizing speaker.

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 06:28 AM) Reply |

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He'll be touched.

(That's what she said)

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 06:32 AM) Reply |

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If he's actually Chair, he'll be horrified that someone like me should be doing stuff like this! Did you say he was a Brit?

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» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:44 PM) Reply |

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David Bentley speaks in some YouTube videos. His voice and accent doesn't match.

He's also not the same person in the pic that IMDb Bentley posted.

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» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:50 PM) Reply |

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Ah, but I could have got someone else to record the vocaroos for me. It's like a David Lynch movie.

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» 7 years ago(February 14, 2017 09:53 PM) Reply |

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It would be easier to fake the accent and change the pitch of your voice, but it's been pretty consistent in your Vocaroo recordings.

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 06:12 AM) Reply |

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I watched one of those videos. I'd like to take a class with that David Bentley!

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» 7 years ago(February 15, 2017 06:14 AM) Reply |

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I've only heard one vocaroo of Bents. TBH, I laughed to myself at what a fake British accent it was, but everyone else on the board was like, "wow, you are really British!"

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