The Tourist : Idiotic movie

Idiotic movie

Ugh, what a stinking bore. The only possible reason this movie was made was for Angelina to prance around and "look beautiful." Well, she doesn't. That smug "I-am-so-beautiful" expression on her face wears thin after the first six minutes. What's worse, she assumes this same stupid expression in every single scene; it becomes so tiresome. I can't stand her anyway and never could, so perhaps this is a biased opinion.

The plot is so thin it might as well not even be there, and it would probably be a blessing if it wasn't. The whole thing is patently unbelieveable. I've always liked Johnny Depp, and wonder why he made this particular choice. Yet the stupid movie was nominated for two Golden Globes, thus rendering awards utterly meaningless. Thank God I netflixed this thing. If I'd gone to a movie theater and paid top dollar, I'd be climbing the nearest tower with a high-powered rifle.

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This movie was made for dumb audiences but I doubt even dumbest people would find this movie entertaining. What a waste of Johny Depp's talent and Jolie's lips.

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I completely agree. I've wasted 103 minutes of my life on this. What a terrible film. I can think of nothing about it that is vaguely redeeming. No chemistry between the 'stars', who just look bored and detached, Angelina Jolie prances around in ridiculous outfits and it even manages to make Venice look less stunning. Awful film.

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The reveal although telegraphed, was rather nonsensical.

Paul Bettany's cop should go to jail for deliberately endangering 'innocent' citizens.


Its that man again!!
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