Travel and Recreation : Rectum

Rectum

Rectum is a hamlet in the Dutch province of Overijssel. It is part of the municipality of Wierden.

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Top landmarks in Rectum:

De Koepel Golfclub

Enjoy a round of golf in Rectum at De Koepel Golfclub. Amble around the area's forests or experience its musical theatre.
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If you're looking to discover somewhere new, look no further than Rectum. Whether you're planning to stay for a night or for the week, the area around Rectum has accommodation options to fit every need.

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Things to See and Do in Rectum:

Sallandse Heuvelrug National Park Hellendoorn Entrance (6.6 mi from the city center)
Bellinckhof (3.4 mi from the city center)

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Pics?

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Even if it's covered in forests and golf balls?

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by CrystalRaindrops March 23, 2023 09:15 AM
Member since February 15, 2018

Even if it's covered in forests and golf balls?

It's not "covered"…it's flat. ☺



The name is of Low Saxon origin and is a combination of corrupted words Recde or Regde (from the old name for the river Regge) and suffix -tum, meaning residence, or settlement.
The name translates to 'settlement on the Regge'.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectum,_Netherlands

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I just thought "Amble around the area's forests" was funny, because rectum.

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by CrystalRaindrops March 23, 2023 10:19 AM
Member since February 15, 2018

I just thought "Amble around the area's forests" was funny, because rectum.

It is funny.
Be careful to crack such jokes in areas where Frisians live.
They may "flat" YOU. ☺

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Rectum has 7 views so far!

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Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Poker face? I barely know 'er!
Gladiator? I'm thrilled!

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"Rectum has 7 views so far!"

And all of them are proctologists.

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by WarrenPeace March 23, 2023 09:10 PM
Member since October 19, 2021

"Rectum has 7 views so far!"

And all of them are proctologists.

This thread has now more than 80 views.
And you know how to manipulate the views of your OPs, WarrenPiss.

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Sounds like a real shithole.

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I'd rather live on Uranus.

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Get in line, lady.

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Nearly killed 'em

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There is a joke here.
I just know there is.

Sorry, can't come up with one.
I hope that doesn't make us enemas of each other.

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I diarrheally agree with you.

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Rectum - Noun [ rek-tuhm ] A happy place, where many a Gerbil has come to live and call their homes.

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😑

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Damn near killed 'im. His rectum that is. Ass cancer. 😔

🖕

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Gladiator?

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Why are you ignoring me? 😕

My password is password

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I thought my friend, who I always thought was straight, was turning gay when I thought I heard him say, "Rectum up!" the other night when we were shooting pool.

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