Paranormal : The aliens are upon us

The aliens keep trying to make contact. They probably want to give us a cure for cancer or something. But we keep shooting them down! Now they're angry and will vaporize our planet.

Airspace above Havre airport in Montana was briefly closed this evening after a fourth unidentified flying object was spotted, it has been reported.

The Federal Aviation Authority briefly closed the airspace just four hours after US fighter jets shot a 'small cylindrical object' out of the sky above Canada.

Montana Congressman Matt Rosendale said the airspace had been closed due to an “object that could interfere with commercial air traffic".

The North American Aerospace Defense Command later issued a statement saying airspace had been shut due to a “radar anomaly” that required fighter aircraft “to investigate".

“Those aircraft did not identify any object to correlate to the radar hits,” NORAD said.

It comes after Canada shot down an 'unidentified object' after it entered its airspace, the country's prime minister has said.

This, in turn, follows one day after the US president ordered a fighter jet to shoot down an unidentified "high-altitude object" off Alaska.

More proof:

Scientists believed they may have found proof of an alien life form after spotting an "impossible" spinning object 4,000 light years away.

The mysterious device was sending repeat radio signals every 18 minutes, and is unlike anything ever seen before in space, astronomers said.

Observations showed it was releasing a giant burst of energy three times an hour.

Astrophysicist Dr Natasha Hurley-Walker "broke out in a cold sweat" as she contemplated a potential breakthrough in the search for extra-terrestrial life.

She said she asked herself if this was "the moment we finally found that the truth is… out there?"

Dr Hurley-Walker, who led the Australia-based research team, told News Science and Nature: "I was concerned that it was aliens."

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/scientists-believe-aliens-made-contact-29194418

The government phoned them up and to say that it's from a natural source,but since when do stars actually spin and appear and disappear like that and burst a signal exactly every 18 min….hmmmmm.

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Dendrolagus Uranus

They're hiding something!

"Is it a little strange that we're about a day, more than a day since the shooting down of that object off the coast of Alaska, we still haven't been told by the government what it is?"

"Yeah, it is a bit strange."

"It is the end of the world."

"It is literally the end of the world."

The probe is comming,prepare thy anus.

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Dendrolagus Uranus

They should choose someone who enjoys getting anally probed.

Our own Twiz.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

If she likes that, then maybe she'll be willing to take one for the team to save humanity.

She brings up butt plugs at times.

How about you?
Or are you only willing to let them play with Uranus and not your anus?

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

That might not necessarily mean anything. I posted a vibrator thread a couple years ago (here: https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/19969693/permalink/#p19969693) and I don't even know what those things are for.

The aliens can have Uranus and your anus.

Well, ya see what they are for is…
You take it and you put it…
Um…
Uh…
They are for women and for doing this…this thing…
Oh heck.
Can I come over and show you?
That would be easier.

Rimjob!
I mean…
Rim shot!

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

"The aliens keep trying to make contact. They probably want to give us a cure for cancer or something. But we keep shooting them down! "

That happened in a TZ ep. where a peaceful alien was attempting to give us a cure for all diseases but his intentions were misunderstood out of fear so they murdered him and burned his cure.

"Airspace above Havre airport in Montana was briefly closed this evening after a fourth unidentified flying object was spotted, it has been reported."

One of them was a Chinese weather balloon.
What were the other three?

Notice how Montana has made it in the news cycle the most ever since it became a state?

So we have Chinese weather balloons that get shot down and UFOs.
(And a UFO does not mean an alien craft.)

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

That Twilight Zone episode just made it to this other planet. They were like, "This is a great idea, let's help the Earthlings!" So they try and try and try again, and they just keep getting murdered.

I don't think they said what the other objects were after the Chinese balloon was destroyed. I can't keep up with all these UFO stories.

(I know UFO doesn't necessarily mean alien craft.)

There are a lot of mysteries I wouldn't mind seeing solved before I die.

Such as if aliens really do visit us from other planets.
Where does belly button lint come from?
Is there really a bigfoot or is it all a hoax?
Where did my sock go after I did the laundry?
Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Dammit!
Just when I thought my list was too long you come along!
Which leads me to write this poem.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

let's get one thing clear. if there are aliens visiting this planet they are not here to help us. they could have cured cancer for us decades ago, could have cured aging, could have solved all of our problems. instead they just sit in the sky and watch us die. they are not our friends. all they are here to do is monitor us. make no mistake, they've seen countless species in the galaxy and beyond reach our particular state of civilization, and they know what that means. it means rapid advancement of technology. we must be on the precipice of something amazing, like warpdrive spaceships and the coolest bombs you could think of, and they know it. that's why they here to make sure we don't get it. they keep us trapped here because they think we're too hostile to be part of their space community. and that's exactly why we must kill them. it's time we stopped these alien motherfuckers.

Just because they have all those cures and are able to travel to our planet, that doesn't mean they've had those abilities for a long time. Maybe it all happened last week. Or maybe a week in their time is 100 years in our time.

Let the aliens in!

A poll will resolve this dilemma:

Like Paul McCartney sang, "Let 'em in."

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Kill those alien motherfuckers

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Mork from Ork!
Na nuu na nuu!

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Just yesterday I was thinking, I'm surprised they're not rebooting Mork & Mindy like they're doing with Quantum Leap, Night Court, etc.

We got Resident Alien now!

Did he or they ever bring up anal probing?

I'm sure that chick bartender would be into that!

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

True, but there can be more than one alien show. I don't think people would like someone else trying to fill Robin Williams' shoes in a new version of M&M, though.

I'm pretty sure probing was brought up on RA before, but I can't remember the details.

The only way they could get away with replacing Robin is if the alien was non white because the ridiculous woke crowd will be too scared shitless at looking like racists to complain.
And that is the trendy thing to do to replace white races with a non white like they did for Magnum PI, Quantum Leap and the movie The Honeymooners.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

then at least give us some spaceships to fly around in. we know they got those and know they are cool as hell and they aren't letting us fly them. kill them all.

Look what we did to Earth. They're not going to let us do that to other planets.

Exactly.
We are too stupid and pose too much of a threat for them to want to contact us.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

they're scared of us. they saw what we did to that balloon

I dunno if you are being serious or silly or both with your replies.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

i'm just being silly. i doubt there are really aliens here and if there were they would destroy us if we tried to fight them

I do think they may have stuff from the alien ship crash at Area 51 or in secret labs somewhere and we have benefited from their technology like with computers and stuff which has made leaps in just the last few decades.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Thanks, Joe.

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Please shutup.