Paranormal : If you could be a ghost, would you?

If you could be a ghost, would you?

Imagine being able to haunt anyone you want and see them naked. Hopefully this hasn’t happened to Millard, for all our sakes

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Depends on the rules of being a ghost.

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I don’t think there’s a government body presiding over the ghosts of the world. You get to do whatever you want to anyone and nobody can stop you

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Btw that’s how I know ghosts aren’t real. If they were, they’d be sexually accosting everyone and causing a ruckus

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Think again! Turn on the Travel Channel right now and you'll see REAL ghost activity.

Also, ever heard of succubus?

Go to YouTube and read comments under videos of (often fake) ghosts. There are women claiming they're getting raped daily by ghosts.

It's hard to differentiate between ghosts and demons. Some claim succubus are demons.

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Yeah I thought those are demons but interesting. It makes sense. Ghosts would be fucking people alll the time

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I mean like is it Beetlejuice rules? Ghost as in the Patrick Swayze film rules? Casper? Can I be like Freddy Kroogs and haint dreams?

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Idk. Wasn’t juice a demon? I think if you sell your soul to Satan you get magic powers. Normal ghosts can simply annoy people in trite but creepy ways

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No. He was the ghost with the most.

Kroogs didn't sell his soul. Depending on what you take as canon, he was either just really pissed off, his body wasn't buried, or dream demons picked a dude who was really heinous to give powers to. They may not have even been demons in the Judeo Christian sense.

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There’s no way those two are ordinary ghosts. Especially Krueger.

I think Satan admires hate. If your hate is so profound, and amplified by being burnt alive like Fred, maybe he gifts you magical powers

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Kroogy's hate comes from his fucked up childhood. He hates the happiness of youth because his youth was not happy. Fuckin orphan who was raised by abusive foster parents and the genetics of some random maniac. Didn't have filmboards to release that hatred.
What were we talking about again?

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Can ghosts haunt websites?

I feel like if it’s hate - an emotion - that can fuel a ghost to haunt something, and if this site evokes such emotions, perhaps /. Isn’t manned by a man but instead by a spectral entity

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perhaps /. Isn’t manned by a man but instead by a spectral entity
Son.
You got that right!

BOO!

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Would I have to be a ghost forever or could I change my mind after 2 weeks if I got bored?

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You need to make peace with the fact that you’re dead. Then you can go to hell, I think.

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of course. who wouldn't? if thats a shot at some sort of afterlife, then everyone would do it. no brainer

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Re: If you could be a ghost, would you?

of course. who wouldn't? if thats a shot at some sort of afterlife, then everyone would do it. no brainer
WRONG!

Your choices are:
1) Be a ghost. Limited powers. You can't appear. You can ONLY move a few objects once or twice a month.

2) You go to heaven. Free food. Parties. Fun stuff.

You sure now that everyone chooses to become a ghost?

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I like how much thought you have given this.

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Maybe I already am a ghost.

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A film boards ghost town would be cool and this could be our theme song for it.



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Hell yes!
I'm sure my daughters would love it !

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It will be glorious!

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Sick thing about ghosting it is, you’d see all your kids and relatives and friends having sex and looking at porn. You’d see them pooping and doing drugs. It’s hard being a ghost, seeing the world for what it truly is.

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I would definitely use it to my advantage, and my loved ones of course. 🙄

What "my advantage" is, you'll never know.

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Your avatar looks like a burger. Had to look hard to find the chihuahua! Why has it a round butt?

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I would if it's not like the couple in Beetlejuice where sandworms eat you if you leave rhe house.

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I would definitely haunt a few people out of spite.

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I'd kill.

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So would I. If there were no rules or penalties, as a ghost I’d fuck people up big time like in Final Destination. I’d also bang hot women like in Scary Movie 2

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of course

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I would haunt Sorority houses. Especially the showers.👻

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