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A hug will be fine. Thank you, my dear.

*buries his face in Twiz's boobs*

*suffocates to death*

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Hahahahaha

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I can’t see

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Then how did you get on here and type that? 👀

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Bitch! What is the blacked out thing? Can’t see it.

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Hover your mouse over it or if you are using your phone just click the black box.

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Don't know whether to shit or go blind, babie?

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Try to keep the frame job in tact!!!
If word gets out he's liable to spill the tea to baby twiz…wait…does BT kno about Santa? Regardless! Keep the long con going!!!
Christmas depends on it Twiz!!!!!

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Baby Twiz doesn't even know who Santa is yet haha but yeah, little Twiz does not believe me.

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flick him in his little cubes and tell him this is reality

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Do u consider yourself to be Punjabi friendly?

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How old?

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He's 8

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Nothing that a well placed open hand won’t fix.

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Lol NO!

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When my youngest started to doubt, I said he was wrong - Santa is real. On Christmas Eve night, I spilled a bunch of ash out of the fireplace and walked through it and around the tree in snow boots, leaving bootprints all over. Then I left a Santa note to him (written by someone else) thanking him for the cookies and answering the question he asked in his letter to Santa.

It worked for another year.

I figure once they get to about 5th grade, it's ok to tell them the truth

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You are a good dad.

Maybe we can try something like that too see if we can get him to believe, at least until next year.

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It was worth the mess.

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Did you ask him why he suddenly doesn't believe in Santa now?

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Probably heard it at school

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Possibly, but it'd be interesting to still ask him directly. No one at school told me, and I am an only child with no siblings to ruin stories for me.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Yes because I thought a kid told him but he's saying nobody told him and he just doesn't believe he's real. He said he knows we buy and wrap everything.

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That's how it happened with me as well. It's not like someone told me at school or elsewhere.

That being said, I don't think there was any great period where I thought he was actually real.

I remember thinking that all kids just knew he wasn't real, so when I was 7 or so, my cousin and I were watching TV and I mentioned how Santa isn't real, and he jumped up, screaming and crying, running to his mother that I told him Santa isn't real. My mother gave me a walloping for opening up my mouth.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Lilith!

It'll be fine if a kid told him but if he heard it from an adult I'm going to be pissed.

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😂😂😂

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See, in my house, Santa didn't wrap the gifts he left. He delivered them ready to go. The wrapped ones were from us and under the tree in advance

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Ahhhh. We wrap all of them but some of them say from Santa and some say from mommy and daddy and we put them out Christmas eve night.

Your way is pretty good and makes Santa more believable.

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The other trick would be to wrap Santa gifts in completely different paper and bows.

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We do that but I don't think he pays attention to the from or paper haha.

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That's where you go, "Can you read?"

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No, you weren't. Your indian mother beat you up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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Same here lol. I freaked out when I couldn't fall asleep. Like he'd skip us. Never caught them. I don't know how because I'd crash on the couch, a few feet away from the tree.

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You had no father either, you worthless indian b!tch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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Wait, you have kids?

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Hahaha you heard one of them in a vocaroo I posted on here.

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Why do you avoid the fact that you have a daughter.? Are you jealous?

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WHAT? I have 2 sons.

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You're married to nimda and have a daughter and she posts on this board. Your resemblance to her is uncanny.

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Lol ok 😜

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It was in your profile that you said you were married to him. And you did say to me on the board that you talk to him 'every day', right.?

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I actually talk to every poster every day. I'm married to the whole site. 💍

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Why did you say you talk to him 'every day'.?

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What are you getting me for Christmas?

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I would tell him the truth. If you keep saying Santa is real and he believes you and insists to everyone else that Santa is real, and then you eventually tell him the truth, he'll be like, "YOU LIED TO ME!! I TRUSTED YOU!! NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!"

Although I guess that goes for any kid whose parents tell them to believe in Santa, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, Peace on Earth, etc.
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