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The board game Risk

I play a little different than most people. I prefer Horde strategy. Now I only do this when there are at least 4 players. In fact the more opponents you have the stronger this strategy is. I don't try to hold territory. Aside from the single units you have to place in the beginning I place all my units in one country. Each turn I attack my weakest neighbor and take 1 country, 1 card. I wait as long as possible to turn in cards for maximum armies. It is possible for someone to beat me, to wipe me out, But it requires such a concentration of force & suicidal reduction of strength and no one wants to make that sacrifice. Once I feel I am strong enough I attempt to take the entire map in a single turn.

Anyone else ever play Horde strategy?

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There's you, your mother, and your brother. Who is this fabled fourth player?

Probably the nurse who takes care of you all.

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Are you Hungry?

Eat another dick.

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Are you a retarded repeat monkey?

Your lack of ability to come up with anything else to say boldly declares that you are.

Fat bitch.

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I give you the only response you deserve.

Are you Hungry?

Eat another dick.

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Judging by the size of your massive belly I would say you've been eating dicks for years.

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Speaking of massive size from eating dicks how are you enjoying your time in Papua New Guinea? I hear they had a magnitude 7.6 earthquake the other day. Did you fall out of bed?

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No thanks, i'm not a fat bald faggot who still lives with his mom, like you.

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You must be Hungry. You project when you are Hungry. Eat another dick why dont you.

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The only one projecting is you, who constantly talks about dicks, you fat ass faggot.

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I only talk about dicks on this forum. How could I not? Here I encounter rocket the dickhead. Warren the stupid fuck who doesnt know dick about anything. Toastedcheese the dick licker. Conman the shit throwing monkey who ain't worth dick. Kayla the ugly 300lb communist who couldnt get dick if she ran naked through a prison full of rapists. And of course that fellow Hungry the dick eater.

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Risk takes too long to play. I don't think I've ever finished a game.

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It’s fucking easy. Take any of the southern continents first then expand elsewhere. Always use the Blacks.

I used to play the Hasbro computer game which was made by morons and was extremely buggy. Anyways I persevered through Hasbro’s inadequacies and always conquered the world. Was most powerful 6 year old in history

Cheerio.

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Try Lux Delux. It is a bit more of a challenge. https://sillysoft.net/lux/

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It is one of those games best begun with at least 5-8 people and several cases of beer around 6pm on a Friday or Saturday. You spend several hours drinking, shooting the bull, and trying your best to strategize through an alcohol induced haze. Even better if one of those playing is a natural comedian who tells the kind of stories that cause side splitting laughter with punchlines timed to make you shoot beer threw your nose mid chug. Good times. Goddamn good times!

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You sound like the loneliest faggot of all time, Stay Puft.

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your opinion isn't worth the dicks you eat.

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That's the type of game where if you play it long enough (like over 100 times) then it may actually drive you to drink.

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Best to start drinking immediately in my experience.

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LOL!
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