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If I run 2km on my dads treadmill everyday

I'll lost a load of weight, right? Then Boreson will have to stop calling me a "disgusting mess" or whatever.

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Yeah, that's gonna happen.



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if I can lose weight anyone can

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its all about calories in and out.

if you run everyday, your cardio will get better. but if you eat at the nearest burger place everyday too, then it wont make a difference.

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Add in a healthy diet and you'll be good to go 👍

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You’ll probably just get more hungry and eat more food.

You’ll lose lots of weight from this if you make sure you don’t eat more food.

Cheerio.

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This ^

Training isn’t the best method for losing weight. But what do I know, been skinny all my life.

It’s all about eating healthier and less calories. Skip food with lots of energy, carbs and sugar etc. fat tho isn’t bad for you.
Bread and pasta is. Basically eat what we’ve been eating for the last 100k years. And not the last 100 years which have flipped our diet on its head. No wonder kids feel bad…

Sorry, rant over.

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Right. Distance running always just made me hungry for carbs. Lifting ramps up my metabolism so I eat like 3-3.5k calories a day and don’t gain fat. But if I want to cut down a little, I’ve gotta cut calories and it SUCKS. Yet it’s the only thing that will work.

Agreed about the bread and pasta carbs being bad. Ultimately it’s about the number of calories in versus what you use but bread and pasta just won’t leave you satiated. Protein and healthy fats will. Fiber, too. Happy shitting.

Cheerio.

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I was only joking when I called u a lump of lard 🙄 but stop eating fish and chips and curries! Make your own if you have to eat them and it'll cut the calories down for a start.

Idk why I'm sat here giving advice when I prob need to lose like half my own bodyweight. 😒

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I just had a carrot and hummus dip.

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You need to educate yourself and fix your broken mind. You're inherently lazy and you have no interest in doing anything with your life.

You won't be able to run 2km. It's a very short distance, but it's still something you will need to build up to. Someone of your size isn't going to be capable of running.

You also need to learn about healthy eating, and I'm not going to waste any time helping you. Just like Miley, you'll be wallowing in self pity in a year, sitting on your arse wanting everything handed to you.

Or you could get Fart to sit on your back like a horse, hold a hot dog on a stick in front of you and smack your big, fat arse so you chase after it. That should work too.

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I don't know why anyone concerns themselves with others' lives here, especially when they're boring grumpy cunts like Orsen. I give you shit because of how you act outwardly to people, not because your own personal shit because I'm morally superior to cunts like Orsen lol.

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Me me me me me.

You're a fat bastard like he is so you've got nothing to contribute here.

Morally superior? You sponge off other people and live on your mate's couch. You're morally bankrupt and basically a tramp.

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What are you laughing at, you rapey saggy titted old pervert? Anything youbhave to say about morality is moot.

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Who says I have saggy tits retard?

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I do, Forrest.

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Yeah,you're also a full blown retard.

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Do you ever say anything original? It's like I'm arguing with a child that keeps going I know you are but what am I.


Crawl back into frtt's vagina. Though, hasn't she also had enough of your shit?

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Crawl back into frtt's vagina. Though, hasn't she also had enough of your shit?



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He's not wrong, brother.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Lol let's see your bitch tits.

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Ain't got bitch tits, my dude.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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You're growing on me!

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Yes, me… motherfucker.

I'm really not that fat. A bit husky if you will lol. But who the fuck cares? It would still make me an okay guy and you a fucking cunt rag.

I don't sponge off of anyone. The only people who can make that call are my family, and they'll tell you I'm a great help.

Yeah, I'm such a terrible person for a hurricane to fuck my home up and for insurance and contractors to drag their feet for a whole year, so we have to stay with someone. Let's also ignore the fact that my parents always took in other people, usually with none of them appreciating the gesture. I am better than you in the moral sense. I know it sounds arrogant, but it's true. I treat others the way they deserve to be treated.

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Who do you reckon would win in a fight, you or Orson?

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I don't know or care. I'm not insecure about my manhood. Though, it would be satisfying to slap him right in the chapped asshole lips on his face. Though, I am a lover, not a fighter, so that would be uncouth of me.

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You're a panty wearing freak of nature and barely resemble a human being. I would smash you into oblivion, champ.

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Do you realize how ridiculous you are lol? This is the internet, son.

Jesus Christ, you have no personality. Just bitter faux bravado.

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Have you looked at the actual state of you recently?

Jesus Chris, fella.

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What about it?


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Apart from the fact you look like a nonce version of Herman Munster?

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I look nothing like him. Cavemanish? Sure. Got a fivehead. Can't really do anything about that, but no one is forcing you to be a boring grumpy cunt.

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Naaaa you're just a fucking bag of wind,a massive bore and all around shit head.

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A bore that was still talked about a couple years after I stopped posting. Yeah, a bore. Am I grating to some people? Sure. I'm self aware. My autism can be kinda overbearing. It's a flaw, but one I never really had full control over.

I don't whine like a bitch when women half my age don't gimme attention or give someone else attention, and then verbally abuse them like you do. Then you go right back to kissing ass. You have no redeeming qualities. You're not even a good asshole. Like Orsen and Hungry are cunts, but they're at least not pathetic about it like you are. Shit, even Steve Lake is not as pathetic as you. That scrappy little potato at least pretends to have balls.

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Hold on, let's dissect this one step at a time.
I'm really not that fat
Didn't you say you're 19 stone?

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BMI is a flawed system of measurement. I am overweight, but you've seen me. I just have some love handles and some moobies. I weigh more than I look.

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BMI is a flawed system of measurement
Ok, and what does this have to do with the price of fish?

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Wot?

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Why did you bring up BMI?

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I had a feeling of where the conversation was going. That I weigh a lot for my height. Just kinda nipping that now.

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Ok, so you're inventing things that don't exist. Does this happen a lot?

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No, just know how these conversations go.

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anyway, $4 a pound

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Did you just say I smell like fish???



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In no way is this like sloppily fat. Got some excess, sure, but yeah, I'd say this counts as fat, but not that fat.



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You're not the least bit fat

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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I got some chunk, but I'm not like obese or like this blob these dipshits paint me to be.

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