The Soapbox : Which posters here do you wish to fight irl?

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It's not so much that I want to fight them but I would like to glue all of their fingers together and then wrap them in tape, then place each hand in an oven mitt and tape them to their arms. Then just to be on the safe side I'd throw their phones or tablets away into a freezing lake, smash their laptops with a sledgehammer and incinerate their PCs.

I'd also disconnect their internet.

Now that is strategy!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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It would really be a kindness to Donna and co wouldn't it?

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All the way around!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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I want to powerbomb Pinky to hell.



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Re: Which posters here do you wish to fight irl?

Please be kind.
I've been told that she has passed on.

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Re: Which posters here do you wish to fight irl?

I love that quote from Wheit Men Can't Jump.

you and the cream of wheat man take your ass back to mayberry! And tell aunt bee she better have my beanpies ready or im gonna kick her ass!"

You tell Pinky she better have my meatloaf ready!

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You tell Pinky she better have my meatloaf ready!

We don't speak to each other, but if she hasn't got you blocked, wherever she has landed, I'm sure she is smiling up at you, about ready to take that meatloaf out of the oven to serve up!



You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Re: Which posters here do you wish to fight irl?

What did I do?!



I'd bodyslam you!

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

Re: Which posters here do you wish to fight irl?

What else would you do?

-Rocketman

My password is password

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I'd rather do this:



It'd be a good tongue battle.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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Oh yes! Give it to me, papi!

-Rocketman

My password is password
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