It's not so much that I want to fight them but I would like to glue all of their fingers together and then wrap them in tape, then place each hand in an oven mitt and tape them to their arms. Then just to be on the safe side I'd throw their phones or tablets away into a freezing lake, smash their laptops with a sledgehammer and incinerate their PCs.I'd also disconnect their internet.
you and the cream of wheat man take your ass back to mayberry! And tell aunt bee she better have my beanpies ready or im gonna kick her ass!"
You tell Pinky she better have my meatloaf ready!