Health & Fitness : Poll: Do you regularly have suicidal thoughts? (poll)

I always have suicidal thoughts. There isn't a time when I'm not thinking of offing myself. Every time I'm cutting up some food with a knife, I think about sticking the knife in my jugular or slicing my wrist open with it. When I'm driving my car and see a guardrail, I think about driving straight into it. Honestly, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like sticking my head in the oven.

I sometimes have them. When I'm having a bad day, or I'm just sad, or I want to get out of doing something, or even when I post on filmboards. It's perfectly normal to have those thoughts sometimes, you know?

No, I never have them. Life's always been great and it always will be great. I feel blessed to have my life. God is great. God is good. Let us thank him for our food. By his hands, we are fed. Thank thee lord our daily bread. Amen.

What is a thought? Don't think I've ever had one of those. (the obligatory Kork option)